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  • You choke up on the bat.  You move up in the box.  You lay down a bunt.  You (Pierce) have your batter call time to "confer" over signs.  You do NOT let a guy like Bednar (sp?) just settle in and work

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    Yeah, we kinda did.  Striking out 21 times on the same fucking pitch, from two different pitchers, that's kinda embarrassing.  

  • In the heat of the moment when I told you to go choke on a dick I meant it metaphorically man. NTTAWWT. 

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6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

pretty sure we are deep shit now.   Madden didnt pitch bad, but he got absolutely nothing from his fucking team.   we havent even gotten to 2nd base. 

Not even a little areola?

1 minute ago, OB3 said:

No I completely agree. But people thought daly was actually gonna bunt on that 3-0 is what I’m referring to

obviously trying to distract the pitcher but that shit didn't work

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Way to break down what’s being said that is dumb and how you’re the smartest guy in the room. I love the self appointed best poster in the world brahhhh. Stfu.

It's the go-to move/post of someone who wants recognition for something they absolutely do not deserve.

10 strikeouts...

Strike 'em out -- throw 'em out !!! 🤘 

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Just now, hookem48 said:

so their strikeout pitcher is warming up?

Yes we ordered strikeout pitcher jr...don't want to get too full.

Just now, Cajun said:

It's the go-to move/post of someone who wants recognition for something they absolutely do not deserve.

No it’s not. Half of the people in here are talking about the umpire when yeah he does fucking suck. But he has absolutely nothing to do with swings and misses at a flat low 90’s fastball 3rd time through the lineup 

This is getting really fucking old.   Let's get some.

1 minute ago, troph said:

God dammit zubes.

Good eye on that one I guess 

Feel absolutely terrible for Ty. Has struggled here in the latter part of the season but kept with it in the regionals and supers. Came to the WS with his absolute best, like we’ve seen him do before and only gives up one run. Hodo fucked him on the other. If this team could be consistently average against good pitching, they would be borderline unstoppable. 
 

Makes me absolutely sick watching this right now. 

Good eye, Zach!  Helluva PA.

Let's.  Fucking.  Go.  Right.  Now.

Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

wow.... that was way too close for zubes to not swing there. 

There are zero outs. What the fuck are you talking about.

Just now, TexArcher said:

Good eye, Zach!  Helluva PA.

Let's.  Fucking.  Go.  Right.  Now.

Money shot time 

Yay? He won't set the SO record against us?

1st time through the order he was phenomenal, 2nd time through we just sucked.

Let’s go horns. 9 outs to make it happen. Don’t care who this rat fuck asshole is get after it. 

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Surprised that wasn’t a strike. 

I mean, it was. 

3 swings in a row by Zubs that made contact some kinda team record.

It would have been comical if Melendez had connected on that because that was a hit it to the moon swing all the way

4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:
6 minutes ago, OB3 said:

No I completely agree. But people thought daly was actually gonna bunt on that 3-0 is what I’m 

Just now, hookem48 said:

I feel like we won something just getting a walk

Orange slices! 

Just now, jw4381 said:

Yay? He won't set the SO record against us?

Nor will he get the win. Middle of the order bout to step up (fingers crossed) 

Oh boy Landon Sims. Just who we want to see right now.

who in the holy fuck at oscar meyer authorized that abortion of a commercial singing yum.

 

i thought it was a pet food commmercial it was so terrible. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Watching our hitters swing 4” under his fastball over and over is infuriating. 

butts so puckered they can't swing

Now it's time to ruin this choads game. Get that smirk off your face. 

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