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Pick one and only one for your next trip to bring on the airplane. 

I didn't know we had so many grandmothers on here.

Junior Mints > Milk Duds > malted milk balls.

IMO, malted milk balls are the best candy, period, so an easy choice. 

All three in a gallon zip lock, with a whole apple pie mixed in 

Edited by tx 3 putt

Malted milk balls, wtf? People really eat that shit

silver dollar pancakes /Kinane 

Edited by Lobo

Whoppers

Although Junior Mints are very refreshing!

Edited by WBT

junior mints you fucking heathens. nobody wants to watch you suck on malted balls while we are packed in asshole to asshole on a flight. 

also, bourbon and ice is the correct answer, but apparently that is frowned upon in air these days. 

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

I didn't know we had so many grandmothers on here.

Junior Mints > Milk Duds > malted milk balls.

Yeah this question sucks. 

Milk Duds are good a couple of times a year. 

Junior Mints are good every couple of years. 

Whoppers are good to give out to obnoxious trick or treaters or other people you don't like and for nothing else. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

Malted milk balls are awesome.

Junior mints crushed into Amy's Mexican Vanilla or Amy's Sweet Cream are awesome.

Milk duds suck.

2 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Malted milk balls are awesome.

Junior mints crushed into Amy's Mexican Vanilla or Amy's Sweet Cream are awesome.

Milk duds suck.

Amy's Mexican vanilla with malted milk balls is my go to

Milk Duds if you're in need to extract a tooth.  M&Ms or chocolate raisins ftw. 

Take the hard, chewy caramel of a Milk Dud, combine it with the soft, rich chocolate from a Rolo, and you'd have the perfect candy.

Love Milk Duds regardless, but their waxy "chocolate" coating is low-key gross. And Rolo's gooey caramel misses the mark.

That'll be $9.95, Hershey.

I like all three, except I don't eat sugar any more. But they each have their own place. For a plane Mild Duds probably last the longest. I'd be done with the Junior Mints within the first half hour. Malted Milk balls are the most luxurious, but the richness is such that I really don't want to eat a whole lot of them in one sitting.

Lately, I go with sugar free hard candies and try not to bite them, which I always do because my anxiety levels these days are "like woah!".

My movie theater go-to was always chocolate covered almonds. Russell Stover's sugar free version is pretty damn good.

Junior Mints are over-rated unless they're mixed with Mexican Vanilla at Amy's.  My local Amy's has taken them off the crush-in menu so I doubt I'll ever eat another one.  Whoppers are delicious until you get that random empty one which freaks me out a little.  

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