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Tom Hanks had to be pissed. Not that the dude is hurting for money but anytime he wanted he could have teamed up with her mailed it in and cashed checks on their on screen chemistry.

That formula has a lifespan. It would have ended even without her antics.
5 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

got damn. I have to get up at 3:00 am and I'm already drunk.

Let me guess.  Airline pilot?

1 minute ago, tejas60 said:

got damn. I have to get up at 3:00 am and I'm already drunk.

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1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Let me guess.  Airline pilot?

no, nuclear plant operator.

3 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Pre game drinking was a bad idea for all.  

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Tequila was a bad choice

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:
4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
No...Who's on first.

No we are playing the whoos man...

....just don't get fooled again.

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Hansen. If you meant for UVA, then I don't know, some scrub that's about to get shelled. 

I hope we see their Captain Caveman fatass outta the pen tonight.  MF'er throws meatballs and barely scratches 85 on his "heater".

no, nuclear plant operator.
Sweet tomorrow, if I recall, is no Nuke Friday so you should have reinforcements
no, nuclear plant operator.

Fuck yo boss, fuck yo job!!
Keep drinkin dont jinx it mfer!


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6 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Pre game drinking was a bad idea for all.  

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Sorry for partying...long Thursday fam!

About fucking time.  I was about to go nuts listening to those idiots on ESPN babble on about nothing

O jesus, not ben mcdumbass again?..


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3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

8:30 conference call I am leading gonna be a bit slow. 

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Anyone have a working link? Would be greatly appreciated. 

 

I dont understand what in the holy fuck the heineken commercial is supposed to be about.  but Im subjected to it about 3 times a day when I watch sports. 

 

That's life....

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11 minutes ago, Nivek said:


That formula has a lifespan. It would have ended even without her antics.

Chicks man...chicks.  

17 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

bout time Augie showed up..

 

what took him so long... 

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18 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

let's do this. 🤘🏼 

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Awesome. This shit reminds me of Bevo vs Uga.

gonna go pass out on the couch after about 2 innings. y'all have fun watching this ass whipping.

gonna go pass out on the couch after about 2 innings. y'all have fun watching this ass whipping.

Come on fam, snort some shit


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Why do they not even show the replay on that close play at first?

Virginia pitcher throwing 94-96… hopefully the bats do better against him than the last guys throwing this hard.

Just now, b_p said:

Why do they not even show the replay on that close play at first?

Kam really didnt get a good start on that.  

Just now, HuntinHorn said:

Virginia pitcher throwing 94-96… hopefully the bats do better against him than the last guys throwing this hard.

He doesn't throw it at the top of the zone though...so our constant never changing HR cuts might work

christ, get your fucking bat off the shoulder.  

dude is just hoping for a walk.  killing us.

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