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come on Offense.  Another chance. We need Gusball and Augie ball this inning.  Seriously, I think one run does it. 

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Better make that call if you want to get home motherfuckers.

11 minutes ago, ztejas said:

C'mon Horns... this one is big. We haven't done shit in any big sport for awhile. 

NIT champs motherfucker!

Time to unload on Vasil’s face!  
 

 

Edit- Damn he’s gone

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Just now, orangecat92 said:

come on Offense.  Another chance. We need Gusball and Augie ball this inning.  Seriously, I think one run does it. 

Yes 

Please, for the love of Odin, Zeus, and big fat titties, score some runs now!!

Fucking love it, let's put these bitches in their place this inning. Get some runs and sit their asses down, then send the packing....bitch

1 minute ago, Fletch said:

Hahaha Faltine giving him the business 

Fuckin love it

Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

Our hitting is atrocious. I’m so sick of watching us flail. Aside from one Ivan double our top 6 guys suck. Zubia is particularly lost. 

There is an off button on your tv remote

Just now, MIkeHoncho said:

at least Faltine is ready to let his nuts hang!!!!   Let's go HORNS!

He doesn’t have to worry about the batters box for a while. 

Funny… a lot of those pitches don’t look like strikes to me.

Fuck those calls. 

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

Time to unload on Basil’s face!  

 

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Can someone just fucking rip one please? 

I've never seen a team that enjoys getting down in the count like this team does.

Just now, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There is an off button on your tv remote

But no cure for a sandy vagina 

Here comes Wyatt.  He's dealing as of late.  He does throw strikeouts, but also walks more than he should.  He'll either pitch his way into a 5th round draft pick tonight, or we'll make him regret his birth. 

2 pitches you sat on, and then that?

Our lineup makes it easy on the opposing pitcher. Swing and miss on shit out of the zone. Watch meatballs go by. Don’t foul off pitches. 

Is this the Wahoo telecast?  Because it's all UVA.  

Just now, chemHORN said:

Done.  And also Antico got a hit. 

I meant a homer but I'll take that, too. 

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

This guy needs to get on base please...

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FUCK YEAH MIKE !!! 🤘

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