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All I’m finding is Spanish sources but he was awaiting extradition for tax evasion. What a wild life. 

 

37 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Dude was nuttier than squirrel turds.  Not surprised, but still a sad outcome.

That tattoo (the one above “$WHACKD”) pretty much confirms it. 

 

Can I reboot my computer now, or do I have to wait until the autopsy?

For whatever he was, his twitter feed is great and shows a pretty smart guy to the end.  Tons of random thoughts, most of which are not wrong.

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

🤔

Dude was committed to the bit.

 

 

1 minute ago, F250 said:

Dude was committed to the bit.

 

 

til the bit(ter) end  

I hope I’m never so rich that vanilla sex doesn’t cut it anymore and I can only get off by paying someone to shit all over me.

Amen.

1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

His arm looks weird as fuck.

looks like his bicep tendon ruptured and he never got it fixed.

Been a while since I watched the documentary, but didn't he (or his private militia) murder his neighbor?

 

3 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I hope I’m never so rich that vanilla sex doesn’t cut it anymore and I can only get off by paying someone to shit all over me.

Amen.

He also liked fucking sea creatures like dolphins and whales.

 

1 minute ago, BearSchlong said:

looks like his bicep tendon ruptured and he never got it fixed.

Been a while since I watched the documentary, but didn't he (or his private militia) murder his neighbor?

 

Allegedly. But based on the fact he went full blown Colonel Kurtz in Belize I am guessing he probably had his neighbor whacked.

 

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Allegedly. But based on the fact he went full blown Colonel Kurtz in Belize I am guessing he probably had his neighbor whacked.

 

What are they going to say about him? What? Are they going to say he was a kind man? He was a wise man? He had plans? He had wisdom? Bullshit, man!

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

All I’m finding is Spanish sources but he was awaiting extradition for tax evasion. What a wild life. 

 

Obviously the work of an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Does Mr Norton have an alibi? What about that Kaspersky fella? He sounds foreign. 

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

*Whackd 

*$WHACKD

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56 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

For whatever he was, his twitter feed is great and shows a pretty smart guy to the end.  Tons of random thoughts, most of which are not wrong.

 

42 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I hope I’m never so rich that vanilla sex doesn’t cut it anymore and I can only get off by paying someone to shit all over me.

When you're rich, there's far better ways to amuse yourself/take it to 11 than paying people to shit on you.

39 minutes ago, F250 said:

He also liked fucking sea creatures like dolphins and whales.

 

By the beard of Poseidon!

 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that ended like pretty much everyone expected it to. the simulation is getting lazy

No it didn't.  I expected/wanted a Butch Cassidy scenario where he goes out in a blaze of bullets against some federales in South America somewhere, after being caught in bed with some dictator's girlfriend.

By the beard of Poseidon!
 

Seeing this….when the aliens eventually show up to kill all the humans….we’ve got it coming to us.
  • Morroco
  • Indonesia
  • Hong Kong 
  • Taiwan
  • UAE
  • Andorra
  • Qatar

pretty fucking simple to find this list

He welched on eating his dick if BTC wasn't $500k by 2020. That's what I'll remember him for 

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

How was he tweeting from prison?

There are prisoners who posts bits & livestreams on their TikTok channels. Also, he was in Spain. 

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Seeing this….when the aliens eventually show up to kill all the humans….we’ve got it coming to us.

How do you think it was accomplished?  Surely he couldn’t have been penetrated by a male humpback whale and not died from severe internal injury.  Would a female humpback whale even notice a human’s penis?  Or maybe he made himself a full body whale dildo?  In that case, would it have been a male or female whale?  Anal or vaginal? I can’t imagine he could have made himself a whale dildo and escaped without being crushed to death by any contractions.

Dude got off on infamy more than anything.  I’m going with he never fucked a whale and likely offed himself “suspiciously” when he ran out of material to generate controversy.

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I didn’t mean to kill the thread😜

No I like where you're going. Please continue.

I was thinking John McEnroe for at least a minute. I must have batted it around in my head 50 times.

Whale fucker died?

I liked Vic.

1 hour ago, Goredho said:

How do you think it was accomplished?  Surely he couldn’t have been penetrated by a male humpback whale and not died from severe internal injury.  Would a female humpback whale even notice a human’s penis?  Or maybe he made himself a full body whale dildo?  In that case, would it have been a male or female whale?  Anal or vaginal? I can’t imagine he could have made himself a whale dildo and escaped without being crushed to death by any contractions.

Dude got off on infamy more than anything.  I’m going with he never fucked a whale and likely offed himself “suspiciously” when he ran out of material to generate controversy.

Maybe they’re fucking the blow hole.   Or the Germans were ahead of their time when they named Sannnnn Diago 

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