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1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:

Tapa fucked up. My apologies.

 

Just now, Goofyboy said:

Tapa fucked up. My apologies.

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46 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Merry Christmas

 

45 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Merry Christmas

 

43 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Kiss my ass

 

43 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Kiss his ass

 

5 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Kiss your ass

 

4 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

Happy Hanukkah

 

So, Sean Hannity, Lauren Ingraham and Brian Kilmeade, had personal  phone access to White House Chief of Staff? Is this standard practice?

Do Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell, and Mika Brzezinski text Ron Klain regularly telling him how to handle Biden?

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I don’t imagine them having the phone number of the COS is that uncommon but those folks you mentioned have integrity and ethics so wouldn’t be texting the COS regularly. Fox News is fully Pravda 

yes, those people absolutely had/have Meadows' cell number.  You think they give a shit about national security when it comes to passing out high level phone numbers.  My fucking cousin had Meadows' cell number.  I love the guy but he shouldn't have fucking Domino's Pizza's phone number.  

18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

yes, those people absolutely had/have Meadows' cell number.  You think they give a shit about national security when it comes to passing out high level phone numbers.  My fucking cousin had Meadows' cell number.  I love the guy but he shouldn't have fucking Domino's Pizza's phone number.  

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15 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Sean Hannity is a cunt.

 

Thank goodness the Dems caved and called off the second impeachment early so they wouldn’t miss their recess.  Fucking morons.

14 hours ago, YChang said:

 

Middle name!? Now you know he’s really in trouble. 

That’s the way it went down in my house as a kid.  If my mom broke out the middle name I knew I was in deep shit.

1 hour ago, yoladu said:

So, Sean Hannity, Lauren Ingraham and Brian Kilmeade, had personal  phone access to White House Chief of Staff? Is this standard practice?

Do Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell, and Mika Brzezinski text Ron Klain regularly telling him how to handle Biden?

You know the answer to these questions.

2 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

I don’t imagine them having the phone number of the COS is that uncommon but those folks you mentioned have integrity and ethics so wouldn’t be texting the COS regularly. Fox News is fully Pravda 

It's one thing to have the phone number when you want to get clarifications and the COS/whoever is used to talking to your outlet.

It's another when all of these people are texting the COS to tell him to tell the President what to do to save face.

11 hours ago, GopherRock said:

This explained why Hannity was trending on Twitter.

so if hannity thinks there's no difference between the riots on jan 6th and the 570+ other riots then i assume he can produce his texts from those days pleading with meadows to get trump to step in and stop them?

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2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so if hannity thinks there's no difference between the riots on jan 6th and the 570+ other riots then i assume he can produce his texts from those days pleading with meadows to get trump to step in and stop them?

And why would Trump tell antifa and BLM activists he loves them?

Stone goes into his deposition and pleads to 5th to every question. Then walks out and talks to the press about his version of the events around Jan 6th. Seems like a disconnect that should lead to a contempt of Congress charge.

 

This was just pointed out on Pod Save America about the 1/6 texts to Mark Meadows.  Don Jr. had to text the chief of staff begging for his father to stop the insurrection.  Couldn't text his dad directly.  Had to text the chief of staff.  Gave me a lol. 

I'm sure his dad blocked him from texts way back when Don, Jr. accidentally sent "Need a couple ocho pelotas for the weekend amigo.  Usual place?"  

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1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

This was just pointed out on Pod Save America about the 1/6 texts to Mark Meadows.  Don Jr. had to text the chief of staff begging for his father to stop the insurrection.  Couldn't text his dad directly.  Had to text the chief of staff.  Gave me a lol. 

Could be that father and son had an agreement to provide dad with plausible deniability by not communicating by text.

1 minute ago, Satchel said:

Could be that father and son had an agreement to provide dad with plausible deniability by not communicating by text.

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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Stone goes into his deposition and pleads to 5th to every question. Then walks out and talks to the press about his version of the events around Jan 6th. Seems like a disconnect that should lead to a contempt of Congress charge.

 

He can lie to the press!

Looks like Rick Perry’s name has popped up concerning many of those texts.  Hmmm.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This was just pointed out on Pod Save America about the 1/6 texts to Mark Meadows.  Don Jr. had to text the chief of staff begging for his father to stop the insurrection.  Couldn't text his dad directly.  Had to text the chief of staff.  Gave me a lol. 

He probably did text his dad. His dad just ignored him. The President was too busy watching the carnage unfold on tv and getting excited by it. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He probably did text his dad. His dad just ignored him. The President was too busy watching the carnage unfold on tv and getting excited by it. 

Using his tiny hands to finger his tiny prick.

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Looks like Rick Perry’s name has popped up concerning many of those texts.  Hmmm.

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On 12/15/2021 at 12:41 PM, yoladu said:

So, Sean Hannity, Lauren Ingraham and Brian Kilmeade, had personal  phone access to White House Chief of Staff? Is this standard practice?

Do Rachel Maddow, Lawrence O'Donnell, and Mika Brzezinski text Ron Klain regularly telling him how to handle Biden?

 

 

He wanted to lie and cheat in order to steal the election.

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This was just pointed out on Pod Save America about the 1/6 texts to Mark Meadows.  Don Jr. had to text the chief of staff begging for his father to stop the insurrection.  Couldn't text his dad directly.  Had to text the chief of staff.  Gave me a lol. 

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That’s the way it went down in my house as a kid.  If my mom broke out the middle name I knew I was in deep shit.
My mom used to do that
still do,
but she used to do, too.

Highly effective, I stfu. So does my kid, same middle name.

I welcome any to attempt to explain how this wasn’t a treasonous coup? Anyone wanna take a shot at it?

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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all those fuckers should be getting at least 5 years 

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

This was just pointed out on Pod Save America about the 1/6 texts to Mark Meadows.  Don Jr. had to text the chief of staff begging for his father to stop the insurrection.  Couldn't text his dad directly.  Had to text the chief of staff.  Gave me a lol. 

apparently trump doesn't text or email.  he can also barely tweet (back when he was allowed) and doesn't know how to share tweets, which is why he prints them out and signs them and sends them to people.

none of that was a joke.  i am merely stating facts.

they likely tried to call him or call the white house switchboard to get him on the line, but as far as we know, none of that worked.  so they texted meadows.  in fact, one could argue that his ignoring of calls led to these texts that are now getting him, meadows, and others in deep shit. 

15 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

all those fuckers should be getting at least 5 years  a bullet to their fucking head.

Fixt it.

6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Fixt it.

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im getting soft in my old age

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a list of gop challengers in 2024 and a list of 1/6 fall guys put forth from maga-land will look very similar.

That text is amazing. "Hey here's a thought. How about we destroy elections in this country forever? Just say fuck it and steal it. Just an idea. kthxbye".

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That text is amazing. "Hey here's a thought. How about we destroy elections in this country forever? Just say fuck it and steal it. Just an idea. kthxbye".

at least they had the forethought to call it "aggressive", though they did not have the afterthought to spell check it.

 

Rick fucking Perry joins the chat.
Just this very day, the thought occurred to me that Greg Abbott had finally convinced me that he was a shittier governor and a shittier person than Rick Perry.

Then, like clockwork, Rick Perry is in the news again.

I used to vote for these shitheels. Fucking fuck.
7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

That text is amazing. "Hey here's a thought. How about we destroy elections in this country forever? Just say fuck it and steal it. Just an idea. kthxbye".

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16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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looks like a cheerleader...

looks like a cheerleader...

That’s an insult to cheerleaders

Indict and arrest Rick mofo now. The time for fucking around has passed. These guys need to get thrown in jail pronto. 

Rick Perry, one of the three amigos neck deep in all the Ukraine shit, can't keep away from sleaze and grift if his life depended on it

41 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

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The Republican Party personified in one single gif. 

50 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

in fact, one could argue that his ignoring of calls led to these texts that are now getting him, meadows, and others in deep shit. 

It’s a smoking gun in Trump’s wee hands.
 

His delay either shows intent to carry through with John Eastman’s Constitutional tools for retaining power after losing an election.
 

Or it shows he has such a depraved heart that he was indifferent or amused by the suffering he could stop but didn’t wanna. A child’s temperament with zero remorse.  

Trumps total depravity on January 6 in which he did absolutely nothing and was obviously pleased about it all means that fat fuck must hang. There is no alternative. Either trump hangs or the country dissolves. It’s that simple. 

O/U how long it takes to trump to point the finger at Perry ?

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