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Rafael must have gotten an advance copy or Joe’s and Kamala’s speeches. They’re going in no lube. 

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12 hours ago, TexasEd said:

It was 100 from the combined House and Senate.  IIRC they needed a simple majority in both houses to reject the electors and send them back to the states.  Navarro completely ignores this in his plan.

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My guess is that their plan was to disrupt and delay the certification and then argue that a delayed certification was illegal and therefore the House needed to call the election.

when the facts are against you, argue the law.

10 hours ago, brakeman said:

Alright, go Pence & c'mon you big pussy. 

Interesting that Mike Pence, of all people, may be the "stand up guy" from the Administration.

Even more interesting that one Dan Quayle apparently was the one that helped him find his spine.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Interesting that Mike Pence, of all people, may be the "stand up guy" from the Administration.

Even more interesting that one Dan Quayle apparently was the one that helped him find his spine.

Those boys come from good stock.  I always find myself rooting for them.

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18 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

LOL.

A functional country wouldn't need a comedy show to put up fake monuments.

It would have a real government erecting real gallows.

19 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

LOL.

This is art:

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3 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

This is art:

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Magnificent.

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Interesting that Mike Pence, of all people, may be the "stand up guy" from the Administration.

Even more interesting that one Dan Quayle apparently was the one that helped him find his spine.

I don’t recall anyone questioning whether Quayle had a backbone 

 

Just whether he could spell it

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

A functional country wouldn't need a comedy show to put up fake monuments.

It would have a real government erecting real gallows.

Oh, I completely agree.  But, you have to laugh, otherwise you would cry.

Only 2 republicans in the House Chamber today.  Liz Cheney, along with her father. 

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

They should chant "Don't look up!" on their way. 

39 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

This is art:

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Yeah, I just spit my coffee out. "lion ted"... fuck, that is brilliant. Well done Daily Show 

13 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Only 2 republicans in the House Chamber today.  Liz Cheney, along with her father. 

 

 

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Traitors.....

18 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Only 2 republicans in the House Chamber today.  Liz Cheney, along with her father. 

.....who are the flag-bearers of the Party of Treason.

The GOP is an anti-american terrorist organization.  Don't ever forget that.

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

It’s kind of ironic that she shared that information, any information, considering she was press secretary for nine months and never held a single press briefing. 

 

I hope they’re accosted all along the way by people shaming them.
1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:


I hope they’re accosted all along the way by people shaming them.

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It is true that those two fucksticks have absolutely no shame. Human scum like them tend to not to. That’s why they need to get thrown in jail for their crimes  of supporting the insurrection and fucking underage kids. 

We are way past the time of appeasing these traitors, criminals and morons. Prison time at a minimum. 

19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And again, as WTB said, Hannity and Fox News does better when they are the opposition and a liberal is in the White House.

There has never been a liberal in the WH since Fox News started. 

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Friendly reminder about who the 17 Republicans from Texas who voted to object to certifying the election results were:

Sen. Ted Cruz
Rep. Louie Gohmert of Tyler
Rep. Pat Fallon of Sherman
Rep. Lance Gooden of Terrell
The late Rep. Ron Wright of Arlington
Rep. August Pfluger of San Angelo
Rep. Ronny Jackson of Amarillo
Rep. Randy Weber of Friendswood
Rep. Pete Sessions of Waco
Rep. Jodey Arrington of Lubbock
Rep. Troy Nehls of Richmond
Rep. Roger Williams of Austin
Rep. Michael Burgess of Lewisville
Rep. Michael Cloud of Victoria
Rep. John Carter of Round Rock
Rep. Brian Babin of Woodville
Rep. Beth Van Duyne of Irving

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This week, The Texas Tribune reached out to all those members asking if they accept the 2020 election results as legitimate a year later.

None responded.

 

 

8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Friendly reminder about who the 17 Republicans from Texas who voted to object to certifying the election results were:

Sen. Ted Cruz
Rep. Louie Gohmert of Tyler
Rep. Pat Fallon of Sherman
Rep. Lance Gooden of Terrell
The late Rep. Ron Wright of Arlington
Rep. August Pfluger of San Angelo
Rep. Ronny Jackson of Amarillo
Rep. Randy Weber of Friendswood
Rep. Pete Sessions of Waco
Rep. Jodey Arrington of Lubbock
Rep. Troy Nehls of Richmond
Rep. Roger Williams of Austin
Rep. Michael Burgess of Lewisville
Rep. Michael Cloud of Victoria
Rep. John Carter of Round Rock
Rep. Brian Babin of Woodville
Rep. Beth Van Duyne of Irving

 

Maybe I shouldn't be, but I am a bit surprised at Pete Sessions.  But, since he got run from office, I suppose he's fully on the MAGA train to keep himself in office and on the grift.

5 hours ago, WBT said:

Lolno.

From what I've read Hannity and Lindsay Graham were the main voices tellung trump that he lost and needed to get over it.


if trump, admits he lost the election, then Jan 6 never happens and he’s looking pretty damn strong for 2024. Instead he over worked his one brain cell and went into spoiled child, cry baby mode. 
 

trump and his followers are treasonous pieces of shit that need to hang 

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Sitting through a broadcast of the Zombie Replacement Rush Limbaugh show to see what their take on anything today is. Don't know how much I can take, they have figured out how to be indignant about various things while simultaneously being boring. It's an aural comfort zone for that fat uncle who's sitting in his truck with his Oakley's on.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Gaetz needs to get fucked by a humanoid cactus.

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5 hours ago, WBT said:

Lolno.

From what I've read Hannity and Lindsay Graham were the main voices tellung trump that he lost and needed to get over it.

Why was a journalist/entertainer advising the POTUS on anything?

1 minute ago, LTbear said:

Gaetz needs to get fucked by a humanoid cactus.

"Sir, all we could get to fuck him was this cactus that the botanist says is about 15-16 years old.  Will that help?"

"DAMMIT MAN!  That's his fetish!"  

14 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Maybe I shouldn't be, but I am a bit surprised at Pete Sessions.  But, since he got run from office, I suppose he's fully on the MAGA train to keep himself in office and on the grift.

He moved from Park Cities (maybe Preston Hollow) to Waco so he could get back into Congress. All you need to know 

 

13 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

(The WiFi didn’t work)

 

neither did the rally

8 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Gaetz needs to get fucked by a humanoid cactus.

Pretty sure the FBI has records from Venmo demonstrating that Matt has paid for that exact thing on more than one occasion.

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:
Only 2 republicans in the House Chamber today.  Liz Cheney, along with her father. 

 

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

These people are fucking disgusting.

Also applies.  Rs are 99% traitors.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

 

Hannity on now. His line is that there are bad apples in every crowd, Republican crowds included, and Trump knew that and wanted the National Guard ready, but Pelosi and bla bla bla wouldn't sign off on it. 

8 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

Significant words my ass, “he’s a rino” and swamp creature… all that’ll be said about it. 

56 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Trump first announced the protest on Dec. 19, 2021 when he tweeted: “Big protest in D.C. on January 6th. Be there, will be wild!”

36 minutes ago, RPM said:

 

"Back in my day we stole elections with class."

30 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Hannity on now. His line is that there are bad apples in every crowd, Republican crowds included, and Trump knew that and wanted the National Guard ready, but Pelosi and bla bla bla wouldn't sign off on it. 

Does that include the people protesting the killing of George Floyd, Sean? I dare you to go on the air tonight and say so.

Funny, Hannity said the same thing about outside troublemakers at the Jan. 6 insurrection right after he texted Mark Meadows urging him to get Trump to call off his supporters from attacking the Capitol. 

Having heard Hannity's thesis statement, I am going to skip the detailed hashing-out. Should I switch the station to:

1. Pauuuuuuuuuuulllll

2. npr sleepy time

3. TOP 40 FROM THE 70S

4. rap, motherfucka, say rap motherfucka

5. ¡Estamos aquí con LA JEFA!

6. Millennial music where all the choruses are just people going "whoa-oh whoa-ohh-oh."

I'll let the Surl select.

The Insurrection was a thrill ride for FOX until the brakes failed. Then you have to throw as many Antifa and Black persons as you can find under the bus to divert the storyline. When your own prom committee starts calling you terrorists, you got problems.

1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'll let the Surl select.

Radio Classics. You need some Box 13.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Maybe I shouldn't be, but I am a bit surprised at Pete Sessions.  But, since he got run from office, I suppose he's fully on the MAGA train to keep himself in office and on the grift.

Wasn't he knee deep in some Ukraine shit? Wasn't he "Congressman 1?"  Funny how nothing ever came from that.

1 minute ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Wasn't he knee deep in some Ukraine shit? Wasn't he "Congressman 1?"  Funny how nothing ever came from that.

Since posting that, I looked at his wiki, and he's a bigger shitheel than I remembered.  Still, other than being in the Tea Party Caucus, not a lot to indicate vocal MAGA.  Except a guy having trouble staying in office on the worn-out pre-Trump GOP "platform."

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