May 7, 20187 yr "Where you'll be in 20 years..." Nope. I'm not a white trash idiot, and never will be.
May 7, 20187 yr Worst named game ever. If ya can't heft a horseshoe go sit with the rest of the ladies.
May 7, 20187 yr Know some dudes who are nationally ranked players or something stupid like that. Every one of them is an ignorant redneck piece of shit.
May 7, 20187 yr Just now, DigglerontheHoof said: Know some dudes who are nationally ranked players or something stupid like that. Every one of them is an ignorant redneck piece of shit. Yeah, but there are millions of otherwise normal, well adjusted college kids falling prey to this insidious, emasculating game every weekend.
May 7, 20187 yr That whole group looks to be in perfect cornhole playing shape. I'll give them credit though, didn't look like a drop of beer was spilled.
May 7, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Know some dudes who are nationally ranked players or something stupid like that. Every one of them is an ignorant redneck piece of shit. is there a cornhole circuit? National Finals? Top Cornholer?
May 7, 20187 yr this shit was being televised on one of the espn channels yesterday. i saw about 4 minutes of it and was upset i couldnt get those 4 minutes of my life back. it's title sponsor was johnsonville brats and pretty much what you imagine. you know that scene in 'kingpin' when Ishmael is like "it's kind of intimidating being in the presence of so many great athletes". that's pretty much summed it up
May 7, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said: Know some dudes who are nationally ranked players or something stupid like that. Every one of them is an ignorant redneck piece of shit. The bookkeeper at the family biz is actually top 10 in horseshoes. He pretty much organizes the regional tournament each year. I think he was ranked #1 at some point in the last 5 years but usually is sitting in the 5-8 range. Crazy world to think there is national rankings for lawn games. Edit... Just asked him. Currently not in the top 10 but was inducted into the HoF in 1998. Edited May 7, 20187 yr by Jhawk
May 7, 20187 yr I'm assuming that his bookkeeper job was just a hobby. Surly he could support himself playing professional horseshoes.
May 7, 20187 yr 1 hour ago, El Diablo said: is there a cornhole circuit? National Finals? Top Cornholer? I guess. I know these dudes through a friend of mine who shares dock space with them on a local lake. I've never cared to look into it but they seem to take it pretty seriously...lot of travel to tourneys and shit like that.
May 7, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I'm assuming that his bookkeeper job was just a hobby. Surly he could support himself playing professional horseshoes. The big money comes in from all the sponsors
May 7, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, next2naus said: real men play washers Damn right. It's a damn shame the way that yankee game is infiltrating tailgates across the state Edited May 7, 20187 yr by WBT
May 8, 20187 yr This is ridiculous.Fuck the tournament? All right, I can see you don't want to be cheered up here, Dude. Come on Donny, let's go get us a lane.
May 8, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: "Git." Holy shit, that whole video was perfectly distilled SEC fandom. The GIT took it to eleven.
May 8, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I'm assuming that his bookkeeper job was just a hobby. Surly he could support himself playing professional horseshoes. Has he been banned from league play for being a ringer?
May 8, 20187 yr I played some yard game a few weeks ago I liked. You take this cylinder about knee high with the circumference of about a 55 gallon drum. Team game. Throw a frisbee towards it and you can let it go in for max points or teammate can slam dunk it for a point less.
May 8, 20187 yr I played some yard game a few weeks ago I liked. You take this cylinder about knee high with the circumference of about a 55 gallon drum. Team game. Throw a frisbee towards it and you can let it go in for max points or teammate can slam dunk it for a point less.
May 10, 20187 yr I hate this fucking game and all my neighbors play it all night in the summer. I suck at it because i hate it
May 10, 20187 yr I crush aluminum cans with my boot and throw them at a trash can. That’s a manly game. Edited May 10, 20187 yr by Judge Roybeanbag
May 13, 20187 yr On 5/10/2018 at 2:37 PM, Bogeywon said: I hate this fucking game and all my neighbors play it all night in the summer. I hate it because i suck at it. Fify
May 13, 20187 yr On 5/7/2018 at 10:54 AM, next2naus said: real men play washers The real question is one hole or three hole.
May 14, 20187 yr Seems like the redneck bocce.All the fat fucks I knew once upon a Time played bocce.Most had courts in their yards
May 14, 20187 yr On 5/10/2018 at 6:49 PM, Judge Roybeanbag said: I crush aluminum cans with my boot on my head and throw them at a trash can. That’s a manly game. Fixed. If you want the second sentence to be true, that is.
May 15, 20187 yr On 5/13/2018 at 7:12 AM, NotActuallyALonghorn said: The real question is one hole or three hole. One hole, we are not commies
May 16, 20187 yr About five years ago a buddy of mine talked me into playing in some Memorial Day cornhole booze fest tournament. Sounded like a decent idea as I had fun playing the occasional game during family gatherings. HOLY SHIT, what a douchefest. The final straw was the dude who had a metal framed elbow brace and knee braces. Way too serious.
May 16, 20187 yr It annoys me that "cornhole" has become the widely accepted name for this game. It's fucking baggo you yankee fucksticks.
May 16, 20187 yr I prefer playing Toss Across. That shit needs to make a comeback since we are all about 90's nostalgia and shit.
May 17, 20187 yr real men play washers Correct, keg, washers and tunes. Preferably old country music. Cornhole is the worst named game ever, why not just call it “buttfuck” “Hey guys, wanna go buttfuck after school today?” Never thought I would write that sentence in my lifetime...
May 18, 20187 yr On 5/10/2018 at 4:37 PM, Bogeywon said: I hate this fucking game and all my neighbors play it all night in the summer. I suck at it because i hate it Introduce them to washers. Or better yet, horseshoes.
May 19, 20187 yr On 5/13/2018 at 6:12 AM, NotActuallyALonghorn said: The real question is one hole or three hole. One hole. Have to see daylight for a leaner. No Brenham rules. Edited May 19, 20187 yr by WBT
May 19, 20187 yr 13 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Or women Bite your tongue, sir. Or reread your username. I’ve never been fucked over by a horseshoe.
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