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Wait, what?

Is this report burying the lede (the fact that there WAS an alien)?

Because the rest of it is credible.  Member of the military, upon seeing something new and unusual: "I should try to fuck it."  That is 100% believable.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait, what?

Is this report burying the lede (the fact that there WAS an alien)?

Because the rest of it is credible.  Member of the military, upon seeing something new and unusual: "I should try to fuck it."  That is 100% believable.

My apologies....I just had to get one person. 

2 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

My apologies....I just had to get one person. 

I admit....it's an attractive story.  And as I said....100% believable.  If we ever encounter alien life, there's a fair chance we'll end up in an interstellar war because a human will immediately say "I should totally bone that," and then try to do so.

All we sayin’ is if you from Mars and you gotta pussy- we will fuck you.

 

-Ice T

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

I admit....it's an attractive story.  And as I said....100% believable.  If we ever encounter alien life, there's a fair chance we'll end up in an interstellar war because a human will immediately say "I should totally bone that," and then try to do so.

 

You’d think they’d let us? Like maybe an old lady tolerates her dog humping her boot?

 

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Wait. Servicemembers saw an actual alien? And one of the servicemembers fucked it? And then they had to cut off his johnson due to fatal clotting? Is this real life?

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But with his penis instead of fist.

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41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I admit....it's an attractive story.  And as I said....100% believable.  If we ever encounter alien life, there's a fair chance we'll end up in an interstellar war because a human will immediately say "I should totally bone that," and then try to do so.

How do you know which hole to use on an alien life form?

"So then this weird looking earth being tried to stick it's reproductive organ in my ear!"

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How do you know which hole to use on an alien life form?

"So then this weird looking earth being tried to stick it's reproductive organ in my ear!"

Well, it's obvious the airman picked the wrong one if his dick fell off.

57 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

Weird story but I can totally see Agent Mulder explaining Feefing to Scully in an episode of the X-Files.

 

 

57 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

I had no idea John McAffee was in the Air Force.

20 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How do you know which hole to use on an alien life form?

You boldly go where no one has gone before.

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Wait. Servicemembers saw an actual alien? And one of the servicemembers fucked it? And then they had to cut off his johnson due to fatal clotting? Is this real life?

Come on man, haven’t you ever been dared to do something??

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Because the rest of it is credible.  Member of the military, upon seeing something new and unusual: "I should try to fuck it."  That is 100% believable.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I admit....it's an attractive story.  And as I said....100% believable.  If we ever encounter alien life, there's a fair chance we'll end up in an interstellar war because a human will immediately say "I should totally bone that," and then try to do so.

Some of these people go on to become officers in the military.  Not many, but some do.

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one thing about an alien culture that would be cool to see is their equivalent of america's funniest home videos.

18 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Come on man, haven’t you ever been dared to do something??

Exactly. Do you think that the first time a cave dude went down on a cave chick, or vice versa, it was voluntary?  There were no razors, showers, or soap back then. Someone lost a bet. 

A Google search for “feefing” turns up zero hits. Not even the report or this tweet. Is the government wiping all traces of extraterrestrial intercourse from the web?!?!?

22 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

A Google search for “feefing” turns up zero hits. Not even the report or this tweet. Is the government wiping all traces of extraterrestrial intercourse from the web?!?!?

Add "Rule 34" to whatever you are searching on.

I was looking up some stuff on the Band of Brothers TV series, and stumbled upon an archive of erotica written about them.

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23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

AMERICA!

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More appropriately:

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1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

A Google search for “feefing” turns up zero hits. Not even the report or this tweet. Is the government wiping all traces of extraterrestrial intercourse from the web?!?!?

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On 6/25/2021 at 3:55 PM, Brisketexan said:

Wait, what?

Is this report burying the lede (the fact that there WAS an alien)?

Because the rest of it is credible.  Member of the military, upon seeing something new and unusual: "I should try to fuck it."  That is 100% believable.

Air Force…I don’t buy it.   Navy….I would only believe the story if they did try to fuck it.

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