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CWS Game 12: Texas vs. Mississippi State 6:55 CDT First Pitch

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3 minutes ago, Assman said:

Y'all got me rooting through my freezer looking for wings and burritos.

I have pizzas and steaks. 

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And, so, the legend of Ivan Melendez begins...

Love that chick. Funny and hot AF.

I like to think of her as a poor mans Amy Adams.
1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

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Excuse you…

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:
21 minutes ago, wood said:
Yeah this CWS crowd sure seems to be gettin' its drink on...

MSU fans can drink. Not as obnoxious as Piggy fan, but way more drunk utes


Diabetes and drinking. That’s what Mississippi do.

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and yes, I do believe the NCAA will do everything they can to avoid an SEC final.

 

19 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

That was the rally jager game with texdude at Uncle Billy's. 

i was there. i remember it well. great times were had. 

I just can't imagine all the comfort food being consumed at local Omaha Waffle Houses by the MSU pitching and coaching staffs right now.

Thoughts and prayers to the cooks.

I ate my weight in Lebanese food for dinner, but fuck my fat ass wishes I had some wings from pluckers right now.

3 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

We won a game Saturday against an opponent inferior to ours - Football -  Surly Horns

It never ceases to amaze me that Joe Pesci, Herman Munster, and Daniel fucking Larusso we’re all in the same movie and Marisa Tomei walked out of that bitch with a well deserved Oscar.

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

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Vic’s friend’s thread is thataway >>>

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1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

Which is why the NCAA forced NC State to play Vandy today with half a roster.

4 minutes ago, wood said:

Love that chick. Funny and hot AF.

You might have a chance. She’s married to Borat. 

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ok I got to go to bed. Hope we are still ahead by three when I wake up. 

Or more, depending on what happens with Daly on first.

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This guy must be a sip troll:

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Gotta give Texas hitters a lot of credit. Clutch. Good execution whether bunting, sacrificing, or hitting the long ball.

 

Texags comments:

 

Did you not see the ****ing rainbow yesterday? Mother Nature is doing everything it can do help the sips. I'm pretty sure the hawk that's been perched on the light tower assisted that last homerun. They used some magical wind power to get the nc state player infected with Covid. I'm pretty sure the ground will swallow Bedbar up tomorrow as he takes the mound to prevent him from embarrassing the sips tomorrow.

This game is a shining example of why I hate everything about texas. They get every bounce, every break, the right guy at the plate, gets the walk, gets the bunt down, blah blah blah blah ****ing blah.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

 

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1 minute ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Vic’s friend’s thread is that away >>>

Hard to call it a rally burrito when we are in the lead. 

Just now, conVINCEd said:

It never ceases to amaze me that Joe Pesci, Herman Munster, and Daniel fucking Larusso we’re all in the same movie and Marisa Tomei walked out of that bitch with a well deserved Oscar.

I'll be in my bunk.

To have that accent and the skunky hair style and still be hotter than a pair of donkey balls in Terlingua in July, that is some shit right there.

I didn’t know the NCAA controlled the weather. We were the ones playing until 1:00AM this morning, not MSU.

56 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I am. Nixon has been burned. Pierce has shown he's incapable of making smart decisions in high leverage situations.

True. But as long as we have someone that can pitch one more out than runs, I like the chances.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

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I know. Shameful.

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Meatlover's Xtra Large Pizza in the stomach.

fify

So glad the rain didn’t show up a few moments earlier.  Makes the rain delay much more tolerable. 
Love the thought of you half drunk MFers thawing chicken wings at damn near Midnight while your whole families sleep. 

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Just now, msucolt45 said:

I didn’t know the NCAA controlled the weather. We were the ones playing until 1:00AM this morning, not MSU.

Yeah. Reddit thread has a ton of people bitching that the tarp should have came out sooner. To which I replied - Texas played until 1 in the morning last night. MSU doesn't get any excuses. Especially with their fat fuck coach dragging that shit out the way he did. 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I know. Shameful.

Can't quit now, V. It's Friday night and your team needs you. You can sleep during the offseason.

Just now, Lhorn said:

So glad the rain didn’t show up a few moments earlier.  Makes the rain delay much more tolerable. 
Love the thought of you half drunk MFers thawing chicken wings at damn near Midnight whole you families sleep. 

Half drunk?

Sportscenter sucks.  No wonder I haven't watched it in a decade.  Turning that crap off and monitoring this thread to know when to turn it back on.

3 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I ate my weight in Lebanese food for dinner, but fuck my fat ass wishes I had some wings from pluckers right now.

Yeah, just pulled out the habanero chicken leftovers, a bag of HEB fritos, and some fresh cherries.

All gas, no Beano.

I don't see this thing restarting tonight

 

Just now, Old Freak Nasty said:

Sportscenter sucks.  No wonder I haven't watched it in a decade.  Turning that crap off and monitoring this thread to know when to turn it back on.

Yeah. I was trying to tough it out and I just can't. Watching old family guy episodes now.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

So it’s called and in the books?

Or am I drunk? 
Nvmd. I know the answer.

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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

My dick is like 5 inches of iron.

Nobody likes a braggart.

I have leftover fajitas.  Do I just eat fajitas, or do I bring eggs into play?

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

So it’s called and in the books?

I hope not. We aren't done scoring.

19 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Hell yeah she did. Every recent commercial she’s got a gigantic table in front of her ass  

 

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I just ate two bowls of spicy ramen. That was a mistake.

Just now, conVINCEd said:

Do I just eat fajitas, or do I bring eggs into play?

Sir... that isn't a question. Sounds like fajita migas are in your future. 

Just now, conVINCEd said:

I have leftover fajitas.  Do I just eat fajitas, or do I bring eggs into play?

I think you know the answer to that. 

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