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9 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

That is one content looking dog

There is no happier animal in the universe than a dog with a job to do!

This shit had me looking around my backyard all funny yesterday.

"Man, that Cardinal's head is moving around a little too mechanically."

The neighborhood stray cat killed a robot in the backyard yesterday. #fightingthematrix

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

That shit ain't funny -- it's true.  My daughter gets pissed at me when I go off on my rants about how there isn't a Belgium, it isn't a real country -- "But I have a good friend from Belgium at school!"  No you don't.  He's a Flemish liar.

So demonically clever how all the European powers created a "Belgian Congo" full of absolute horrors so that they could all say "well, at least things in (Ghana, South Africa, Angola, Cote dIvoire) aren't as bad as they are in the Belgian Congo."

My kid mentioned this to me after seeing something about it on social media. This is my single favorite "thing" of all time. If there is a rally nearby I'm 100% going.

It's all fun and games until the Q crowd gets ahold of it, takes it seriously (seems there's no conspiracy they won't buy into) and someone does something really dangerous and stupid to try to prove this is true.

Yes, there are a million non dangerous and stupid ways you could prove birds are real, but there are also a million non dangerous and stupid ways to tell people your baby's gender yet we have idiots causing wildfires with gender bombs.

I'm going to go ahead and assume this will end in the worst imaginable way.

Just now, Bill Lumbergh said:

It's all fun and games until the Q crowd gets ahold of it, takes it seriously (seems there's no conspiracy they won't buy into) and someone does something really dangerous and stupid to try to prove this is true.

Yes, there are a million non dangerous and stupid ways you could prove birds are real, but there are also a million non dangerous and stupid ways to tell people your baby's gender yet we have idiots causing wildfires with gender bombs.

I'm going to go ahead and assume this will end in the worst imaginable way.

Oh.   So you ARE familiar with this timeline.

Well there was a bunch of bird symbolism on Epstein's island iirc. 

34 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Well there was a bunch of bird symbolism on Epstein's island iirc. 

You motherfucker, do you have any idea what you've done?!

4 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Well there was a bunch of bird symbolism on Epstein's island iirc. 

3 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

You motherfucker, do you have any idea what you've done?!

Fuck, there are two fake birds in this picture.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Does this include chickens?

Those delicious cooked "chickens" you buy at HEB or Costco or whatever.

They aren't the chicken of your youth.  They are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure.  They have no beaks, no feathers and no feet. They grow with multiple legs and wings on each "chicken". Their bone structure has been dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. 

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I am Turkatron. I have come from the year 9595 to save this bird that lies before you for he is the great, great, great, great grandfather…of Goblox…the turkey that's destined to lead the rebellion against master chickens

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