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better question: Longhorn beer shoe guy- legend, or total doucher?

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ESPN loved it; the game thread folks not so much. So, where does everyone stand on the beer shoe chugger? will surly embrace him, or will he be vilified? let's find out.

Total jackaas. Such a disgusting move and in public like that is just dumb and low class. Not the type of fan I want rocking burnt orange.

I’m not superstitious, but things went pretty poorly for a bit there after he pulled that stunt. I blame him.

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based on IG photos it appears that beer shoe guy could be part of the OLF crew. can anyone confirm? 

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Douche. That was absolutely disgusting to watch.  I wouldn't have cared if he had chugged the beer and smashed it on his head or given himself a beer shower or something equally stupid.  But to drink a beer out of your shoe?  That you've been wearing and sweating in all day?  That's nasty. 

Depending on the beer, it might have improved the flavor. However bad it might be to drink a beer from your shoe, it’s got to be worse to have to wear that beer-soaked shoe the rest of the night.

Douche.

Bad Karma, Bad Image. That's the shit we'll see forever instead of so many more favorable (sweet) things.

 

10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

will surly embrace him, or will he be vilified? 

How could you not see the jorts?

Stupid college kid doing silly things.  Not really a douche but he damn sure isn’t a legend.   

33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Quite the “hey everyone look at me” move. Which is a douche move. 

Succinct and accurate. 

Stupid college kid doing silly things.  Not really a douche but he damn sure isn’t a legend.   

He didn’t look like a college student of any kind much less a UT graduate.

I vote Uber Douche.


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Had an acquaintance in college drink beer from a (his)Bass topsider.  He was out for two weeks after that with some kind of nasty stomach infection. Imagine that.

What a dumb ass.

Total douche.

It got even worse when he was standing on his seat.

If I was behind him, I wouldn’t have cared about what shirt he was wearing. I would have told him to get off his chair and quit being a dickhead.

That’s what happens when you have t shirt fans.  Aggy doesn’t have that problem because they don’t have t shirt fans, at least according to chin pubes

I missed this bit of shenanigans.  Is there a vid or gif?

Kind of like drunk David ash where you’re face palming but kind of laughing at the same time. I respect their commitment to being hilarious embarrassments 

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Maybe we lost on Saturday because he wasn't there.  He was probably passed out somewhere in the beginning stage of athlete's stomach.

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I always thought of it as an aussie thing (shoey). Would I do it? Fuck no. Do I care someone else did it? Not really. 

He's not a t-shirt fan.  I found his IG page on Saturday morning.  He is a recent UT grad.  

 

Split decision in my house.  Boyfriend thinks he's a douche.  I'm ok with it.  I mean, it's gross, but totally harmless.

I would say douche, but there are worse things to do at a sporting event than a shoey 

 

 

 

On 6/27/2021 at 3:47 AM, shadow_operative said:

based on IG photos it appears that beer shoe guy could be part of the OLF crew. can anyone confirm? 

I can confirm

The only people that think he's cool are the people he hangs out with.  The same people that think air horns at baseball games are cool.

Doucher.

Even more of a toolbag for standing on his seat with his arms raised.

I wish someone would have pelted him with nachos.

I honestly can't fathom why anyone would decide it's a good idea to drink beer out of their own shoe.  Or why anyone might think that's cool.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I honestly can't fathom why anyone would decide it's a good idea to drink beer out of their own shoe.  Or why anyone might think that's cool.

It's better than drinking out of someone else's shoe

13 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It's better than drinking out of someone else's shoe

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On 6/27/2021 at 9:30 AM, Mole said:

Depending on the beer, it might have improved the flavor. However bad it might be to drink a beer from your shoe, it’s got to be worse to have to wear that beer-soaked shoe the rest of the night.

If you’re at the point where you think drinking out of your shoe is a good idea then you are numb to the sensation of beer soaked feets. 

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It's better than drinking out of someone else's shoe

I'd rather drink out of Idleman's shoe than my own.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

3 posts in 3 years.  Solid. 

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Not many people around him seem that amused.  I'd guess that would be because he was probably just as obnoxious / annoying all night.  Which is truly shocking to think you'd get that out of a guy who doesn't know how to shave and relies on stupid fucking jorts to round out his shitty personality.  Nobody wants to hang around a try hard. 

Douche.  Don't stand in a chair you drunk Dead Poet Society yawp wannabee.

Only thing that probably kept him from getting a foot in his ass is decent people around understanding others would get hurt if he got what he needed... a foot in the ass. 

10 hours ago, Lat22 said:

The only people that think he's cool are the people he hangs out with.  The same people that think air horns at baseball games are cool.

Beep beep

Beep beep beep

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20 hours ago, 40acredropout said:

Not many people around him seem that amused.  I'd guess that would be because he was probably just as obnoxious / annoying all night.  Which is truly shocking to think you'd get that out of a guy who doesn't know how to shave and relies on stupid fucking jorts to round out his shitty personality.  Nobody wants to hang around a try hard. 

his jorts appear to be homemade as well. 

He's a legenday doosher.

That's where I stand.

On 6/28/2021 at 10:22 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It's better than drinking out of someone else's shoe

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