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Just rewatching this and someone correct me if I'm wrong, but in the scene where Andy actually plays one of the porn takes from the big box of porn, the "actress" in it is Stormy Daniels.....at least I think it is.

 

EDIT: Google agrees.

Edited by Nole-4-Life

Stormy Daniels?  Nope, no idea who that is.  Certainly never met her before.  

nole 4 life - that's a name I haven't seen in a while.  makes me remember JP Howell dripping wet with sweat and a crooked bill on our way to unfucking ourselves from a terrible Super Regional draw.  carry on.

 Life is about people. It's about connections.

It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

And butthole pleasures.

It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

And these Cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

 

8 minutes ago, mdmost said:

 Life is about people. It's about connections.

It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

And butthole pleasures.

It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

And these Cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

 

I dare anyone to say they didn't read that in the Indian dude's voice in their head, and not laughed out loud.  

Fun fact-the other Indian guy (not the older one that says these lines), is in prison for the rest of life for stabbing his fiance to death.  

Cloudy with a chance of getting shanked in the shower

50 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I dare anyone to say they didn't read that in the Indian dude's voice in their head, and not laughed out loud.  

Fun fact-the other Indian guy (not the older one that says these lines), is in prison for the rest of life for stabbing his fiance to death.  

He actually got paroled after 8 years

Fucking Big Bollywood.  Those famous people get away with everything.  

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Girl Memes, Mix Tape, and Jamse: Boner Jams 903  It's a mixed tape I made Boner Jams '03. tbt

Wait why does Paul Rudd look younger now? What the hell is going on? That movie is 16 years old. 

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wait why does Paul Rudd look younger now? What the hell is going on? That movie is 16 years old. 

It’s remarkable. He claims he doesn’t drink and eats well. But... I’m sure he uses extremely expensive facial products as well. 

I guess "younger" is debatable but he definitely looks better now. He's 52 so 35-36 when filming that movie. I don't know how many people can say they look better in their 50s than they did in their mid-30s. 

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Wait why does Paul Rudd look younger now? What the hell is going on? That movie is 16 years old. 

He's the Count of Saint Germain.

Somewhere in the Chateau Marmont is a painting of Paul Rudd getting older.  

Reminds me of Chapelles joke about Monica Lewinsky.

 

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It’s remarkable. He claims he doesn’t drink and eats well. But... I’m sure he uses extremely expensive facial products as well. 

He probably uses the Heather Locklear facial care program.

The studio also had Aparow tell Rudd he was looking too heavy midway through filming 40 Year Old Virgin and Rudd went bonkers trimming down weight, pretty much not eating the remainder of production. He’s been slimmed down ever since. 

On 6/29/2021 at 9:30 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

Nina Hartley in Boogie Nights FTW. 

Does she have an ass in her cock? 

The romantic montage with Lionel Ritchie music getting ready to fap to porn, only to pivot to watching Everybody Lives Raymond gets me every time.

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Does she have an ass in her cock? 

I always wondered if he just messed up and they left it like that.

6 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

The studio also had Aparow tell Rudd he was looking too heavy midway through filming 40 Year Old Virgin and Rudd went bonkers trimming down weight, pretty much not eating the remainder of production. He’s been slimmed down ever since. 

But they were fine with Rogan being a fatass?

On 6/28/2021 at 1:30 PM, Lobo said:

I dare anyone to say they didn't read that in the Indian dude's voice in their head, and not laughed out loud.  

My accent is a fucking Brooklyn accent, okay?!  Okay?!

Nina Hartley in Boogie Nights FTW. 

She was also in Tupac’s how do you want it video…and he fucked her in front of her boyfriend at the after party to the filming of it. She claims he was the best she ever had. There is an interview floating out there somewhere. CSB.
2 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

She was also in Tupac’s how do you want it video…and he fucked her in front of her boyfriend at the after party to the filming of it. She claims he was the best she ever had. There is an interview floating out there somewhere. CSB.

Let’s see that interview. And the fuck scene. And the name of her “boyfriend.” When I encountered her at a strip club in 2000, her real life partner was female (and took the Polaroid of Nina sitting topless on my lap...CSB).

3 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

When I encountered her at a strip club in 2000, her real life partner was female (and took the Polaroid of Nina sitting topless on my lap...CSB).

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

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I don’t think I’m allowed to post it here in this forum. 

9 hours ago, Stunns38 said:


She was also in Tupac’s how do you want it video…and he fucked her in front of her boyfriend at the after party to the filming of it. She claims he was the best she ever had. There is an interview floating out there somewhere. CSB.

Well, did she ever go back?

5 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Well, did she ever go back?

Did she even go there in the first place?

8 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Let’s see that interview. And the fuck scene. And the name of her “boyfriend.” When I encountered her at a strip club in 2000, her real life partner was female (and took the Polaroid of Nina sitting topless on my lap...CSB).

Much like Tupac, a lot of holes in your story. 

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Much like Tupac, a lot of holes in your story. 

Only one in yours. 😛

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