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  • A bit of a humblebrag, I know. But had to share. Talked the missus into an extended layover in London on our European honeymoon. COYG!

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    Tough loss, guys. Go get ‘em next week.

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    Motion to retitle thread.  Arsenal 2020-2021:  Well Fuck

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The bad news:

Partey looks likely to miss the first few weeks of the season. 

 

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i'm trying to pay to watch this match against Spurs on arsenal.com and the website is going nuts, refreshing over and over and not letting me pay. shit is very aggravating.

They were fucking rubbish last year. And they were fucking rubbish the year before. And I don't care if they are top of the League, they'll be fucking rubbish this year, too. And next year. And the year after that. I'm not joking.

17 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:
Thread title looks even more appropriate now 

So does skipper's post.

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24 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Well, looks like we’re getting Odegaard.

much needed, and much cheaper than Maddison. 

Like the looks of these kits...we will see about the play on the pitch

Generally control play, don't do shit with it give up a goal to a lesser side.  Yep it's Arsenal again.

I figured we’d do well to draw against a newly promoted team but I guess that was a bit too optimistic.

Once we get a red, we will have the trifecta of excuses for Arteta.   SMH 

13 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Well. Fuck.

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Holy fuck... are they going to lose to a club playing its first game EVER in the Premiership?  Nothing surprises me about Arsenal at this point.

Honestly at this point it feels like we should sack Arteta and just see if Arsene wants to run it back.  Yea yea some of his tactics and decisions are dated and we will never win the Prem but he at least seemed to know how to make the best chicken salad of this chicken shit of an owner.  

Arteta masterclass on having your team continually cross the ball to no one. 

16 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Motion to retitle thread.  Arsenal 2020-2021:  Well Fuck

Do I hear a second?

8 minutes ago, dbecks said:

Holy fuck... are they going to lose to a club playing its first game EVER in the Premiership?  Nothing surprises me about Arsenal at this point.

Yes, yes they are.

New signings played well.

Mari sucks.

Leno sucks.

For the love of god, get odeegard.

wtf Balogun?

Did some forget to tell Arteta this isn’t preseason?

It’s the first match of the season and it feels like it’s already over.  

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14 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

It’s the first match of the season and it feels like it’s already over.  

It is

Balogun has never been anything more than ok to me,   He needs to be loaned to a mid table German or Italy side to get a bunch of minutes.

Also, Arteta sucks. 

Arsenal 2021-2022: Same Circus Different Clowns

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Frustrated The Office GIF by myHQ
 

I put more effort into this post that the entire club did today. What an absolute fucking joke. Arteta’s got to go. Not that we have a board or owner that gives a 0.00000000001 of a fuck.

If relegation gets Kroenke the fuck out of our club, then bring it on. Fucking hell…

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Spurs aren't on the list? Damn. I mean... even the aggy hall of champions has more silverware than Spurs.  Chin up.  You lot can't be EPL aggy forever.

Reportedly may play vs Chelsea. God knows we need the creativity.

 

 

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hallelujah. we still need a RB, a striker, a CM who's better than Xhaka, and potentially a GK. since that shit ain't gonna happen, we just better hope that our post-xmas form last season was the real deal, cuz we're basically running it back. 

that said, i know how bleak shit looks right now, but i really do think we have some serious young talent, and the potential to be right back in Europe/CL by 2022-23- if we have the right manager.

They play like they have some weight on them. It sure as shit shouldn’t be expectations at this point so I fear just poor management. Wanted Arteta to work not sure he will but then again not sure anybody we can get with this shitty ownership group will unless we catch lightning in a bottle.

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16 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

They play like they have some weight on them. It sure as shit shouldn’t be expectations at this point so I fear just poor management. Wanted Arteta to work not sure he will but then again not sure anybody we can get with this shitty ownership group will unless we catch lightning in a bottle.

yeah that's the thing- Arteta has shown nothing as manager, but i just can't get all that worked up over it when year after year after year after year i watch our rivals hit the ground running, knocking out big transfer after big transfer while we spend 8 weeks trying to lock down maybe one guy who will be in our starting XI. i've got to much vitriol built up towards them and the board to get worked up over our players and manager. 

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the summer transfer window of 2016 was illuminating for me. i remember Man U rolling out of bed and bringing in Zlatan, Pogba, Bailley, and Mourinho. meanwhile at Arsenal, after agreeing to sign Granit Xhaka prior to the summer window, we brought in the amazing haul of...checks notes...Skhodran Mustafi and Lucas Perez. that's two clubs operating in totally different stratospheres.

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