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it's going the way i thought it would and yet it still hurts. really really goes to show how badly we need some world class reinforcements.

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    Tough loss, guys. Go get ‘em next week.

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    Motion to retitle thread.  Arsenal 2020-2021:  Well Fuck

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Remember when we were optimistic and almost-assured to make the Champions League?

Quite the week it’s been.

I thought we’d bounce back. Come out on fire and with purpose. 

Fucking hell. 

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54 minutes ago, dbecks said:

Remember when we were optimistic and almost-assured to make the Champions League?

Quite the week it’s been.

yeah. sucks. the bottom line is that the core of this team and it's success is our back four + ramsdale, and with injuries to both starting fullbacks we are proper fucked. add to that the loss of Auba (no he wasn't playing well, we are essentially striker-less with Laca up front), the loss of Partey, and how badly we struggle to score, and yeah. it's gonna be a really frustrating end of the season. 

i pray that the silver lining here is that the board/kroenkes see how well we played/how ahead of schedule we were when healthy, and then see how we're playing now and take it as a clear sign that we need at least one more major transfer window of spending and squad strengthening. a world class striker, an impactful CM, Saliba, and cover at LB are the minimum of what we need. i'll be able to stomach this impending collapse a lot better if/when we being in another great haul of talent to strengthen the squad. 

On 4/9/2022 at 11:36 AM, shadow_operative said:

yeah. sucks. the bottom line is that the core of this team and it's success is our back four + ramsdale, and with injuries to both starting fullbacks we are proper fucked. add to that the loss of Auba (no he wasn't playing well, we are essentially striker-less with Laca up front), the loss of Partey, and how badly we struggle to score, and yeah. it's gonna be a really frustrating end of the season. 

i pray that the silver lining here is that the board/kroenkes see how well we played/how ahead of schedule we were when healthy, and then see how we're playing now and take it as a clear sign that we need at least one more major transfer window of spending and squad strengthening. a world class striker, an impactful CM, Saliba, and cover at LB are the minimum of what we need. i'll be able to stomach this impending collapse a lot better if/when we being in another great haul of talent to strengthen the squad. 

We can hope. We desperately need world class quality, and then depth. Every sub in the Liverpool-City match would start for us. 

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25 minutes ago, Dutch said:

We can hope. We desperately need world class quality, and then depth. Every sub in the Liverpool-City match would start for us. 

this always cracks me up when fans of other PL teams talk shit about results the last 4-5 years. in one breath they laugh endlessly at guys like Granit Xhaka being a pillar of our spine/starting XI, but then they act like it's some big crazy failure if we don't finish top 4. we haven't had top 4 talent since maybe 2014-15 i wanna say? Kos, Mert, Nacho, prime Bellerin, Santi, Coquelin, Ozil, Ramsey, Walcott, Ox, Giroud...we were one world class striker from winning the league/advancing past the round of 16 in the CL. since then we've bottomed out, and under Arteta we've started over, almost from scratch. i have 100% faith and belief in Arteta and Edu, so if the board is willing to back them again this summer, then i have no problems remaining optimistic about the future. it's the now that's going to suck. 

We couldn’t score in a five-dollar whorehouse in Tijuana right now.

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How onbrand of us to look like dog shit vs Brighton and Palace, and yet show up for Chelsea.

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Yup.  We all need to pray Tierney had super duper bionic implants grafted that will prevent him from ever missing matches again.

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chelsea has gotten away with an awful lot today, from studs-up tackles, to hand balls, to should-have-been second yellows. shit is frustrating. 

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7 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

chelsea has gotten away with an awful lot today, from studs-up tackles, to hand balls, to should-have-been second yellows. shit is frustrating. 

welp, i guess that evened out! 

1 hour ago, Dutch said:

How onbrand of us to look like dog shit vs Brighton and Palace, and yet show up for Chelsea.

Chelsea obliterates Southampton Six-nil at St Mary's. We lose at St Mary's. We win at The Bridge.  Football is weird, but what a win.  

LFG You Gunners!!!!

Utd couldn't have waited until after we thumped them on Saturday to install their new manager? Fuckers.

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yes please. absolutely worth the gamble, as i assume he will be on reasonable wages.

 

 

 

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Eat shit, ManUre.

Quite the start.

Tavares?!!!?!

Right?!? Dude couldn’t even land the goal celebration properly, but he was obviously in the right spot at the right time… largely thanks to United’s shit defending.

Really weird turn of events there. Both the offsides and the penalty were debatable, but the result canceled out anyways.

Don’t stop the music, lads. Keep the throttle down.

And then what a soft goal to concede. 

Fuck, I guess they were sniffing around the goal all match so far. Hate CR7, but that dude can still play.

Fuck yeah. Xhaka doesn’t do that enough, but it’s lovely when it does happen.

Lets pray Saka hasn't pulled something seriously

Tomiyasu sighting!!!! And on the pitch!!!!  In an Arsenal match!!!!

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You love to see it.  You love to see it!!!!  This is EXACTLY what we have been missing the past 15 years.

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