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Nice touch that he brought all of his assistants and said they’re the reason why. 

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  • A bit of a humblebrag, I know. But had to share. Talked the missus into an extended layover in London on our European honeymoon. COYG!

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    Tough loss, guys. Go get ‘em next week.

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    Motion to retitle thread.  Arsenal 2020-2021:  Well Fuck

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Woo Hoo!  1-0 over Palace after 1 minute.

Let's hope this team can score more  . . . . and keep a lead (ducks).

Great googly moogly.  This blows.

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Let's hope this team can score more  . . . . and keep a lead 

I guess not. 

So I guess this is what a yellow card looks like now.

"Nothing to see here. But then again... I'm a blind cocksucking motherfucker." -Mike Dean

If this isn't a straight red, then why the fuck does VAR even exist?

 

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Oh that's right... my bad.  This is what a straight red looks like:

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20 hours ago, Dutch said:

Oh that's right... my bad.  This is what a straight red looks like:

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this is exactly what i thought of. unreal. 

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FINALLY! we should have about five goals by now, but shit, i'll take the one. first goal for Partey as well. COYG! 🔴

Woo Hoo!  1-0 over Aston Villa after 23 minutes.

Let's hope this team can score more  . . . . and keep a lead (ducks).

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OMG how do we not have more goals?! our Xg must be at like 3.5 right now. the Xg on that Saka attempt has got to be something like 0.9. wow. 

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that's a penalty. i don't know why the announcer kept saying, "i think he gets the ball." he DID get the ball, but he did it *after* he took out Laca's leg. that's a penalty all day. shouts out to Oliver and Pawson for taking the time to get it right.

also, of course Emi saved that. i had a feeling he would. he's such a monster on penalties, one of the best in the world. great rebound by Auba, although Emi nearly saved that one too! 

10 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

that's a penalty. i don't know why the announcer kept saying, "i think he gets the ball." he DID get the ball, but he did it *after* he took out Laca's leg. that's a penalty all day. shouts out to Oliver and Pawson for taking the time to get it right.

Given how brutally hard VAR and the officiating have fucked us the past two years, I’m actually honestly surprised they called. As cut-and-dried a penalty as that. 

ESR!!!! Hopefully this gets his goals flowing. 
 

COYG!!!

Awesome result today. Despite their place in the table, Villa is sneaky good.

Would’ve liked to get the clean sheet, but I’ll take the 3 points any day of the week. COYG!

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

the pressing and energy levels today were awesome. we definitely need to see more of that going forward. 

 

2 hours ago, dbecks said:

Awesome result today. Despite their place in the table, Villa is sneaky good.

Would’ve liked to get the clean sheet, but I’ll take the 3 points any day of the week. COYG!

Yep and yep. Laca esp had a nice match; hopefully his issue is fitness related and nothing more serious. 

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16 minutes ago, Dutch said:

 

Yep and yep. Laca esp had a nice match; hopefully his issue is fitness related and nothing more serious. 

it looked to me like he knocked knees with Mings. hopefully just a bruise. speaking of Laca:

 

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2 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

Nketiah sure does love him some League Cup.

he tried to bungle it, lol, but it finished in the back of the net. 

That was soooo close to a brutal miss

This is cool. (Read the whole thing.)

“Form is temporary; class is permanent.”

My club. 

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A bit of a humblebrag, I know. But had to share. Talked the missus into an extended layover in London on our European honeymoon. COYG!

Dude, that’s awesome!!! Sing extra loud for all of us, and share some pics. Congrats on both the wedding and Arsenal tickets! 

🔴️ GOYG!

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What a start!!! Fucking Come On, You Gunners!

What a save, twice! Ramsdale!!!

And the clearance off the line.  Stupid to concede a free kick there, tho. 

Great 1H. Vital to get to HT up 2-nil. 

A third would settle my nerves, tho. Would like to see us start the 2H with the same intensity. 

Red flags…come on, lads!

Three points! Nervy at times, but three points. Weathered an almighty Leicester storm.

Aaron Motherfucking Ramsdale. What. A. Match. Future England #1. Gabriel and White, rocks at the back. Tomi with another great shift. Thomas and Sambi, confident in midfield. ESR with another.

GOYG!!! Fucking Come On!!! 🔴

This Ramsdale kid might be pretty good.

The switch to a 442 has really paid off.  Another ARTETA Masterclass.  They are really moving up the table. 

37 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

The switch to a 442 has really paid off.  Another ARTETA Masterclass.  They are really moving up the table. 

5th now.

19 hours ago, dbecks said:

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A bit of a humblebrag, I know. But had to share. Talked the missus into an extended layover in London on our European honeymoon. COYG!

That's awesome.  Surprisingly personalized email.

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A bit of a humblebrag, I know. But had to share. Talked the missus into an extended layover in London on our European honeymoon. COYG!

This is awesome btw. The Arsenal America folks are great, they helped me get a last minute ticket to Emirates a couple years ago when I had the opportunity to be passing through London.

Ffs Partey and Tierney are basically useless.  Might as well sell and move on.

Feeling like things are on the upswing now.  Tied at 4th on the table.

One - Nil to The Arsenal. I’ll take it. Perhaps we could have been a bit sharper upfront to make the dominant stretches at the start of each half payoff, but the defense (outside of a potential howler one-off from Ramsdale) looked solid. Watford rarely threatened. Definitely improved over last season. 

We gave the field a nine-point and -10 goal difference head start. Since…20 points from 24, level on GD, and we’re definitely on the up.

COYG!!!

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