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#102

I'm guessing the lady complaining was not the female coworker who texted the male Surly poster to "rock out with your cock out". 

#104
You're on team walking around with your dick swinging in front of women & children at a spa? 

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How else am I gonna get them to make it rain???
#105
On 7/7/2021 at 8:23 PM, cabowabo said:


 

 


One of the greatest benefits of getting old is that you just don't give a fuck anymore.

 

How old are you and at what age did you truly start not giving a fuck?

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#106

https://nypost.com/2021/09/02/charges-filed-against-sex-offender-in-wi-spa-casecharges-filed-against-sex-offender-in-notorious-wi-spa-incident/
 

In June, a group of women complained that a person who identified as female exposed their penis at the Wi Spa in Los Angeles. The incident led to months of sometimes violent protests, with media outlets declaring it an example of bias against the transgendered, or even that it didn’t happen. Slate said it was a “transphobic hoax.”

But on Monday, charges of indecent exposure were discreetly filed against a serial sex offender for the Wi Spa incident, following an investigation by the Los Angeles Police Department.

#111

Got a history of this going back to the early 2000s and facing FIVE other felony counts not related to this case. Probably not the one to die on a hill for here.

#112
4 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Got a history of this going back to the early 2000s and facing FIVE other felony counts not related to this case. Probably not the one to die on a hill for here.

Give her what she wants and remove her dick.

#113
https://nypost.com/2021/09/02/charges-filed-against-sex-offender-in-wi-spa-casecharges-filed-against-sex-offender-in-notorious-wi-spa-incident/
 

In June, a group of women complained that a person who identified as female exposed their penis at the Wi Spa in Los Angeles. The incident led to months of sometimes violent protests, with media outlets declaring it an example of bias against the transgendered, or even that it didn’t happen. Slate said it was a “transphobic hoax.”

But on Monday, charges of indecent exposure were discreetly filed against a serial sex offender for the Wi Spa incident, following an investigation by the Los Angeles Police Department.

That dude is a piece of shit. But what does the writer mean when saying the charges were "discreetly filed"? An odd turn of phrase.
#114

Can we discuss the problem of the old fucks blow-drying their pubes, balls-sacks and assholes in the men's locker-room. 

No one wants to see or smell that hot mess. 

Respect my tragedy. . . 

 

Edited by washparkhorn

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