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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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  • Mr Shrimp Unlimited
    Mr Shrimp Unlimited

    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.  It's almost lik

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#1052
32 minutes ago, The Longest Horn said:

The guys dance moves have shown zero improvement throughout the season.

Napoleon Dynamite for Dancing QC plz

#1053
1 hour ago, Barbacoa said:

The transfer portal doesnt work if a player is jumping out of the frying pan and into a bubble bath. Come play for Texas. Win or lose, we promise you'll have fun!

Right, if we're not careful the transfer portal will worsen the state of affairs and render us a permanent early retirement school with nice weather and good food

#1054

Little disappointed that Bo’s remarks didn’t make it into the title of this thread 

#1057
16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

He has fantastic feet and is very mobile.  I'd be curious to know what his issues were at Clemson, but he's certainly athletic. 

 

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#1058
3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

He has fantastic feet and is very mobile.  I'd be curious to know what his issues were at Clemson, but he's certainly athletic. 

 

Supposedly wants more playing time.

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#1059

Can't hurt to bring him in but anyone who's watched Clemson will tell you their OLs probably aren't a solution..

#1060
21 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Can't hurt to bring him in but anyone who's watched Clemson will tell you their OLs probably aren't a solution..

Yeah, he surely couldn’t help. 

#1062

Basically, we are going to need to build the Mother of All Portals to handle this off season.  

Get 'er Done!

#1065

So due to recent events (like losing and shit) it looks like we need the following from the portal:

1 starting qb
5 starting OL
1 starting TE
2 receivers that can catch, speedy preferred

2 starting DE
1 starting DT
3 starting LB
1 starting safety
1 CB for depth

Then backups to those guys.

This about right?

#1068
6 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

So due to recent events (like losing and shit) it looks like we need the following from the portal:

1 starting qb
5 starting OL
1 starting TE
2 receivers that can catch, speedy preferred

2 starting DE
1 starting DT
3 starting LB
1 starting safety
1 CB for depth

Then backups to those guys.

This about right?

More safeties

#1071
3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Bama or UGA 

He's a very talented backup for Clemson but was only a .95 rated player out of HS.  Those two programs are probably only interested in sure fire starters or very clear 2nd team players.  He's got a great chance to start for us, but we're in a very different place in regards to our line depth.  We'd be a very good spot for him. 

#1072
11 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Little disappointed that Bo’s remarks didn’t make it into the title of this thread 

Can't wait for next year's thread

"2023 Transfer Portal: Get in the motherfucker"

#1077
1 hour ago, LebongJames said:

Brian Davis is part of the problem. Dude is terrible.

can we get Chip and Davis to hit the portal? 

#1079
Didn't CTJ say at one point that he feels the athletic department/longhorn foundation think that NIL will affect their bottom line? That they essentially look at it as a means to take away donations vs a means to improve the football progream?
 
 
I don't understand why our AD cares so much about money when the reality is the more successful we are football wise the more money we'd make. 

Long term thinking is not a popular business model it seems. So grab the money while you can, instead of investing in the long term brand value.

But I guess I would have to see the merchandise sales trends to accurately know if this was true.
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#1089
6 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Greg Davis is a step up from being considered a midget with a man bun.

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

#1090
10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

Not sure why, but this comes to mind whenever CTJ and Sydney go at each other...

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#1091

Back to NIL for a second....

I don't know shit about NIL but you all are telling me that UT (with the massive fucking AD)  hasn't hired someone to be the "Senior Assistant AD of NIL bullshit"?  We the power and the money to have an expert on staff where we should be the shit with regards to NIL.  Fucking paid ads staring members of the team on the damn LHN and shit like that seems natural.  Am I wrong?

#1092
37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

will ferrell snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

#1093
50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

Let me guess, last week fucked around and got a triple double?

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#1095
8 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Let me guess, last week fucked around and got a triple double?

While that was one was kind of obvious, I don't know whether I enjoy it more when someone gets a reference I'm sliding in, or when they don't.

#1096
5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

While that was one was kind of obvious, I don't know whether I enjoy it more when someone gets a reference I'm sliding in, or when they don't.

Also, that shit is now stuck in my head...but it definitely could've been worse.

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I type like Sydney Carton.

#1099
42 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Now in the portal...

 

Why the hell was the Flag at Kerbey Lane???
Which Kerbey Lane; the OG or the one on the Drag, or the one on 35? Or any one of the other 5 locations????

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