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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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  • Mr Shrimp Unlimited
    Mr Shrimp Unlimited

    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.  It's almost lik

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#5152
19 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Fuck off. It's not so bad that I'd welcome the fucking Brocks back to my state.

I sure as fuck would, James may or may not be a jag, but Tommy isn't.  The last 12 years are a cold clamp around my heart and soul.  Forgive the kids, fuck the father.

#5153
3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Lol no fucking way. Losing a top 3 offensive mind in CFB for a guy that has never developed his own scheme and has called plays all of one year. Then throw in a clear downgrade from Williams to Gabriel. Then throw in the mass exodus of skill position players. I can understand your desire to be hopeful but that hope should come from the defensive side of the ball improving. If you think there is a 1% chance of them being a better offense next year you have been sampling too much of Oklahomas main export

I also don't understand the love affair with Gabriel. He was good at UCF when they had a talent advantage on the rest of their league. He's nothing special, and as you stated, he's a massive downgrade from Rattler, let alone, Williams. Then you factor in that Lebby, got his last QB hurt in his final game of the college career, and Gabriel is coming off of a broken collarbone that saw him miss almost the entire year. I wouldn't say the OU OL is elite, and their RB coach thinks blitz pickup is a fad.

#5155
3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

I sure as fuck would, James may or may not be a jag, but Tommy isn't.  The last 12 years are a cold clamp around my heart and soul.  Forgive the kids, fuck the father.

Weird choice, but you left out who you would kill?

Edit: Wait, you're killing the mom in this situation?

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#5158
2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

He’s going back closer to home. I’m guessing Miami. 

  • closetojumping changed the title to 2022 Transfer Thread - Watch quigley Anxiously Shit Himself In Real Time
#5159
4 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Weird choice, but you left out who you would kill?

Edit: Wait, you're killing the mom in this situation?

Calm down, Astroglide.  

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#5160
3 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

"This is the shot in the arm OU needed." -queefy or whoever tf

#5161
10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This is what you default to when your arguments and specious positions start falling flat - projection and virtue signaling. "If you're rich, you must be a bad person and people only like you because of that." You don't know a fucking thing about me or my story, hillbilly. I never said I was rich and don't lay a claim on the premise. Whether someone has money or not, it means not a thing in regard to their ability to sniff out someone else's silly bullshit and call them on it. 

You've had your pants pulled down repeatedly on this board over the time in which you started posting. It has nothing to do with the character or socioeconomic position of those mocking your shitty and insipid positions. It has everything to do with you repeatedly pulling the bookshelf on top of yourself with laughably bad takes and then trying to wordsmith your way around them with posters who are more intelligent than you and better skilled at BBS rhetoric.

Once that starts really failing, we wind up here, where you're questioning other peoples' character and calling them small men of low moral fiber. Why? Because they found your idiotic stanning for Caleb Williams, and acting like PeeWee Herman shouting "we meant to do that!" when Lincoln Riley waved the deuce to your mouthbreathing fanbase and headed to the left coast, humorous. 

In any event, please continue to mix in your hobo-level version of being this board's GK Chesterton to your posts. It's unintentionally hilarious.

Now now be nice to the retarded kid.

#5162
9 minutes ago, futureman said:

how much have you bled for the UT football program? take your time. 

One time, before they installed the handrails on the west side upper deck, I was drunk and taking the trek up to row 54. My sherpa had deserted me down at basecamp, so I had to walk it alone. I tripped and scraped up my knee pretty bad. Not only did I spill blood, but I also spilled my just-poured jack and coke.

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#5163

"Mario Williams skipped a rep in the weight room one time and ate a pop-tart while Bennie Wylie watched. Riley still played him. It really fractured the team. This is addition by subtraction." - @quigley

#5166
On 1/3/2022 at 3:20 PM, Tex-19 said:

I mean clearly the odds of us landing him are low, but I wouldn't just assume he's gonna blindly follow wherever Caleb wants to go. He's gonna want his own NIL and play somewhere that uses WRs 

You were saying?

 

#5168
16 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Wish he would come here. Good kid. Good family. He’s from Plant City. Coached against him when he was younger. Hell of an athlete he’s probably somewhere Florida bound 

#5171
Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

Holy cow. Lincoln Riley destroyed Oklahoma on his way out.

You mean resurrected? - quiggles

#5172
22 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

You love to see it. 

 

The only reason they're not "officially" entered is that the school has 48 hours to enter them, correct?

#5173
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

The only reason they're not "officially" entered is that the school has 48 hours to enter them, correct?

Yeah. Just clerical technicality. 

#5174
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

The only reason they're not "officially" entered is that the school has 48 hours to enter them, correct?

The program has a certain amount of time to enter them, and then it usually takes another certain amount of time for the portal to post it

#5175

Just need Mims to leave and blOU WR room gets really ugly...

Forgot about this:  WRs Coach  --  CALE GUNDY

Retained (previously held Co-OC title)

 

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#5176
Once NIL is up and running everywhere will the bag game have anywhere near its present influence?
It wont need it's present influence to still be effective. Simply match your biggest recruiting rivals NIL, sweeten the deal with bags. Of course some teams will rely on bags to supplement NIL more than others, but thats really no different than it was pre-NIL.
#5177
Just now, Fud said:

The program has a certain amount of time to enter them, and then it usually takes another certain amount of time for the portal to post it

And in this instance we know that someone is sitting in the OU offices with a countdown timer waiting until the last possible minute to enter Williams's name to the portal while Castiglione blows up his cell phone pitching "blockbuster NIL deals." Which Joe believes stands for Naked In Locker rooms, which Joe will promise to handle with Caleb personally. 

#5178
4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Castiglione blows up his cell phone pitching "blockbuster NIL deals." Which Joe believes stands for Naked In Locker rooms, which Joe will promise to handle with Caleb personally. 

 

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#5179
Eighteen year olds care about fitting in, being able to hang with people with whom they share interests and experiences. They care about "shorties." Cash and the NFL are important, but you'll be able to get that + "shorties" in SoCal.
BTW, I'm not rooting for SC's or Oregon's success. OU's plucked good players out of California for decades, and these programs will probably make that harder. I'll follow Riley's progress closely though because it's an interesting story.
If this were true, HBCU's would have landed their first 5* player long before 2021.
#5181
12 minutes ago, ousux said:
On 12/28/2021 at 10:12 PM, quigley said:
Eighteen year olds care about fitting in, being able to hang with people with whom they share interests and experiences. They care about "shorties." Cash and the NFL are important, but you'll be able to get that + "shorties" in SoCal.
BTW, I'm not rooting for SC's or Oregon's success. OU's plucked good players out of California for decades, and these programs will probably make that harder. I'll follow Riley's progress closely though because it's an interesting story.

If this were true, HBCU's would have landed their first 5* player long before 2021.

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#5185
40 minutes ago, Fud said:

The program has a certain amount of time to enter them, and then it usually takes another certain amount of time for the portal to post it

College football quantum entanglement. These players are both in the portal and not in the portal. This brief paradox as specified by the Copenhagen Interpretation is the same phenomenon that allows aggies to claim conference championships without playing in the necessary conference championship games. 

#5190
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm an old. Would someone from the west understand a young man from the south? 

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#5192

What on earth do you have to do to get kicked out of Auburn?  He gonna be starring in The Longest Yard III:  Hoosegow Bugaloo?

#5194

i don't necessarily think Caleb goes to Miami.  but if he does, i gotta think Uncle Luke is a factor.  he's desperate to get the U back in the mix.  you gotta think he's gonna fund some NIL program.

maybe Luke Records needs some pitchmen.

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#5197
1 minute ago, Jive Turkey said:

i don't necessarily think Caleb goes to Miami.  but if he does, i gotta think Uncle Luke is a factor.  he's desperate to get the U back in the mix.  you gotta think he's gonna fund some NIL program.

maybe Luke Records needs some pitchmen.

 

I can see his improvisational approach to punctuation, capitalization, and the English language as a whole is an inspiration to quite a few guys on this board.

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#5198
22 minutes ago, Getafix said:

In a thread about a rumor that Miami wasn't interested in Williams.

 

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It's always sad watching $9.95ers get used for false flag planting from players, recruits, uncles, and parents. I mean, I'm not sad for them. I'm merely sad for the collapse of humanity that they represent, and that I will occasionally read and participate with it. From reading Drumm's drivel over the years, I'm going to assume he is simply too stupid to realize that he's being used right here. I know he's capable of lying, but he's usually very earnest about his idiocy.

#5199
39 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

What on earth do you have to do to get kicked out of Auburn?  He gonna be starring in The Longest Yard III:  Hoosegow Bugaloo?

I think Harsin is running a weird ship over there 

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