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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

What in the fuck is this? It's some of the dumbest shit I've ever read.

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    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

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On 2/3/2022 at 12:41 PM, Red Five said:

The last 30 yards or so it looks like one of those videos where they let the sick little kid come in and score a touchdown.

Don’t you mean the last 10+ years.  

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

Caleb getting that Dr. Dre money at USC. 

 

Just think of all of the sponsorship opportunities that Caleb left behind for this shit. Love’s truck stops, Harry’s adult video, Jim Bob’s trailer rentals. He will rue the day.

Just now, Vertigo said:

Just think of all of the sponsorship opportunities that Caleb left behind for this shit. Love’s truck stops, Harry’s adult video, Jim Bob’s trailer rentals. He will rue the day.

Don’t forget Braum’s!

What is the timeline on McCaskill? Is he another one like Mathis where he won’t transfer until after the semester?

34 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Just think of all of the sponsorship opportunities that Caleb left behind for this shit. Love’s truck stops, Harry’s adult video, Jim Bob’s trailer rentals. He will rue the day.

Don't forget Kum & Go convenience stores.

29 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

What is the timeline on McCaskill?

He is supposed to be visiting April 1st, so I think that means he is staying at Louisiana this semester and then would transfer this summer.

2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Caleb getting that Dr. Dre money at USC.

    Welcome to LA and the Beats family, @CALEBcsw! Let’s get it 🏈
    — Beats by Dre (@beatsbydre) February 4, 2022

Beats and the QB are both overpriced.

22 hours ago, texifornia said:

Somewhat familiar name

Did nothing at Cal for 2+ years.  A total stiff

48 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Just think of all of the sponsorship opportunities that Caleb left behind for this shit. Love’s truck stops, Harry’s adult video, Jim Bob’s trailer rentals. He will rue the day.

I think he's still negotiating with Jim Bob.

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Rue the day? Who talks like that?

I was hot and I was hungry.
4 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

Don’t forget Braum’s!

They offer really good ice cream at a very reasonable price. /ducks

On 2/5/2022 at 1:31 PM, Fondren & Main said:

Don’t forget Braum’s!

You got a problem with delicious ice cream?

We need to tamper with Derick Hall, the DE from Auburn. They have some young linebackers too but they are unproven so they are probably not worth going after vs. some others around the country.

On 2/5/2022 at 2:20 PM, Zhorn96 said:

Did nothing at Cal for 2+ years.  A total stiff


Graduated with a degree from Berkeley.

19 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Graduated with a degree from Berkeley.

Which sets him up for life in many respects but is of minimal interest to a Texas football message board 

1 hour ago, Constant said:

You got a problem with delicious ice cream?

I love braums and always stop for a chocolate shake when I'm near one

On 2/5/2022 at 7:11 PM, Scholz said:

They offer really good ice cream at a very reasonable price. /ducks

 

1 hour ago, Constant said:

You got a problem with delicious ice cream?

philistines

50 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I love braums and always stop for a chocolate shake when I'm near one

Same here, as long as I’ve got 30 minutes to spare and time to clean the sticky off my shoes when I leave

 

fr, Braum’s is delicious but struggle with cleanliness and timeliness 

 

*return to transfer portal talk*

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On 2/5/2022 at 1:30 PM, Vertigo said:

Just think of all of the sponsorship opportunities that Caleb left behind for this shit. Love’s truck stops, Harry’s adult video, Jim Bob’s trailer rentals. He will rue the day.

 

On 2/5/2022 at 1:31 PM, Fondren & Main said:

Don’t forget Braum’s!

 

On 2/5/2022 at 2:07 PM, Bojack said:

Don't forget Kum & Go convenience stores.

Hobby lobby

5 minutes ago, Llewelyn Moss said:

Same here, as long as I’ve got 30 minutes to spare and time to clean the sticky off my shoes when I leave

 

fr, Braum’s is delicious but struggle with cleanliness and timeliness 

 

*return to transfer portal talk*

Is the floorboard of your car sticky from something?  They do have drive thru windows.

2 hours ago, Constant said:

You got a problem with delicious ice cream?

It's been a decade or three since I lived near a Brams but their frozen yogurts (including soft-serve) were the tits. I used to eat way too much "Coconut Chocolate Walnut" when I could find it. And I loved the chocolate-vanilla swirl in a waffle cone, too. I used to drive a car with manual transmission and it was a bitch to shift, steer and eat that fucking waffle cone but I did it out of love. (cue "The Things We Do For Love" by 10cc)

Is the floorboard of your car sticky from something?  They do have drive thru windows.
Slowest drive through known to mankind, I understand why he'd choose to go inside.
DQ mafia for life!

Culver’s > Braums > DQ

Come on down to Galveston and try the black raspberry at "Hello Mikey", you can thank me later.

Some rando brand called Van Leeuwen is the king of ice cream around here. Ridiculously fucking good. 

On 2/5/2022 at 2:20 PM, Zhorn96 said:

Did nothing at Cal for 2+ years.  A total stiff

 

12 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Graduated with a degree from Berkeley.

 

11 hours ago, Zhorn96 said:

Which sets him up for life in many respects but is of minimal interest to a Texas football message board 

Only of minimal interest to minimal minds full of ice cream.

But does explain why he did nothing  at Cal for 2+ years......

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Some rando brand called Van Leeuwen is the king of ice cream around here. Ridiculously fucking good. 

It's like $9 a pint here.

For the hassle, minimal value add, kinda like most portal adds.

On 2/5/2022 at 12:48 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Caleb getting that Dr. Dre money at USC. 

 

Nice I wonder if he will play like them too. You know work for one year then shit the bed after the 1 year warranty is up 

On 2/5/2022 at 12:48 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Caleb getting that Dr. Dre money at USC. 

 

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Shits borked

The Comfy Cow in Louisville - Bourbon Ball ice cream

3 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Come on down to Galveston and try the black raspberry at "Hello Mikey", you can thank me later.

If your getting ice cream based deserts on the island and it isn't a choice malt at La Kings your doing it wrong.

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Beats is Apple money isn’t it?

 

Right, now.

‘Beats’ was an incredibly shitty line of headphones developed by Monster cables, then they got Dr. Dre to pretend to have something to do with the audio when he just sold them his name and said what he liked and didn’t about a few pair of prototypes. Beats were shit but fuck it “we legit” now and sales exploded. Dre then double dealt Monster by making a deal with Apple in the Billions which almost got cancelled because dipshit went on insta and announced it drunk with a buddy despite Apples strict insistence on secrecy. Oops. So now Apple sells Dre ‘Beats’ headphones which are still absolute shit and Dre is fighting over his money with his soon to be ex-wife because Dre didn’t get a prenup- in fucking CA.

8 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 

Right, now.

‘Beats’ was an incredibly shitty line of headphones developed by Monster cables, then they got Dr. Dre to pretend to have something to do with the audio when he just sold them his name and said what he liked and didn’t about a few pair of prototypes. Beats were shit but fuck it “we legit” now and sales exploded. Dre then double dealt Monster by making a deal with Apple in the Billions which almost got cancelled because dipshit went on insta and announced it drunk with a buddy despite Apples strict insistence on secrecy. Oops. So now Apple sells Dre ‘Beats’ headphones which are still absolute shit and Dre is fighting over his money with his soon to be ex-wife because Dre didn’t get a prenup- in fucking CA.

tl;dr - undefeated

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"keto collection"? gtfo. I'll be damned if I ever buy any ice cream that has nutrition information prominently displayed on the packaging

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