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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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7 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

I thought we were in front because of the Patterson hire and you know "connections" . Hell the position is a need also and we arent pushing for him?

 

WTF? Did I miss something ?

If Fat Gare doesn’t want him, that should tell you something. 

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11 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Stillwater isn't even the biggest shithole in the Big 12.

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You misspelled Waco. 

6 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You misspelled Waco. 

So much competition.

Having been to all three, I'd vote all of the above in general on a typical day, but Waco may have the edge based on apocalyptic cults.

10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If Fat Gare doesn’t want him, that should tell you something. 

Has fat gare seen the brock?

9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

You misspelled Waco. 

Waco getting added to the standard CenTex bachelorette party experience so they can go to that home renovation Disneyland thing has never not been incredibly weird to me. Waco fucking suuuuuuucks.

9 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Here’s a song with Du in it. Nazis don’t like it very much.

 

I'm much more of a Zu Bisu person

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Waco getting added to the standard CenTex bachelorette party experience so they can go to that home renovation Disneyland thing has never not been incredibly weird to me. Waco fucking suuuuuuucks.

As long as I live, I'll never understand this. I've had colleagues at work visiting from out of state tell me they're going to go check out Waco for the weekend. What the fuck?

3 minutes ago, tokamak said:

As long as I live, I'll never understand this. I've had colleagues at work visiting from out of state tell me they're going to go check out Waco for the weekend. What the fuck?

Their wife, Joanna Gaines.

4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

As long as I live, I'll never understand this. I've had colleagues at work visiting from out of state tell me they're going to go check out Waco for the weekend. What the fuck?

Cali female friends of the wife, same thing. Weekend in Waco to me seems like Weekend at Bernie's, but whatever.

1 hour ago, quigley said:

So much competition.

Having been to all three, I'd vote all of the above in general on a typical day, but Waco may have the edge based on apocalyptic cults.

What's a little ATF raid or biker shootout among friends.

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

Their wife, Joanna Gaines.

My sister/mother visit us in Houston and they take a special trip out there for the day.  They invite me to come along but somehow I am always busy.  

On 2/16/2022 at 4:58 PM, Jabberwocky said:

Looking like not Texas: https://portal.rivals.com/news/transfer-tracker-ucla-lb-drawing-serious-interest

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Potential landing spots: Agude saw immediate interest from a number of programs, including USC, Auburn, Texas Tech, Baylor, Penn State, Arkansas, Virginia Tech, Tennessee, Florida State, Oregon, Oregon State, Washington and Utah.

 

22 hours ago, Nivek said:

My sister/mother visit us in Houston and they take a special trip out there for the day.  They invite me to come along but somehow I am always busy.  


Save yourself the trip and just go to a pottery barn

On 2/18/2022 at 12:37 PM, Vertigo said:

What's a little ATF raid or biker shootout among friends.

Entertainment.

Earlier this morning, Inside Texas learned that Isaac Pearson's name had appeared in the portal as a grad transfer. That didn't make much sense unless he arrived in the states with a ton of hours so that he could graduate in one year.

Between creating the Tweet/story and getting more information from the portal, IT learned Pearson's application was already withdrawn. Minutes later, Ryan Bujcevski's name appeared in the portal as a grad transfer.

Why would Pearson's application be withdrawn and replaced by Bujcevski's?   Am I committing conjunction fallacy or red herring or false equivalence in thinking this is just mistake made by 9.95ers in naming who actually submitted an app?

3 minutes ago, Hornbeliever said:

Why would Pearson's application be withdrawn and replaced by Bujcevski's?   Am I committing conjunction fallacy or red herring or false equivalence in thinking this is just mistake made by 9.95ers in naming who actually submitted an app?

Some functionary at the athletic department office probably mixed up his punters when he put in the paperwork.

Wait we get arguably the best long snapper out of high school and our Punter is transferring away?

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42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oh this makes much more sense

 

All those Aussies look alike.

On 2/17/2022 at 11:53 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

If Fat Gare doesn’t want him, that should tell you something. 

It’s Phat Gare now.  Get it right. 

On 2/17/2022 at 11:53 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

If Fat Gare doesn’t want him, that should tell you something. 

Fat Gare? Does that really make some of you chuckle. Y’all come up with some of the most god awful nicknames.

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7 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Fat Gare? Does that really make some of you chuckle. Y’all come up with some of the most god awful nicknames.

Hey shut up, Idiotface.

2 hours ago, MoJames said:

Wait we get arguably the best long snapper out of high school and our Punter is transferring away?

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Not sure if you heard but we got some QB from SLC/OSU & we're never punting again. Instead of punter we're just auditioning for XP holder for the next 5-6 years

1 hour ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Fat Gare? Does that really make some of you chuckle. Y’all come up with some of the most god awful nicknames.

Whatevs. You're just a stinky doo-doo face.

19 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Whatevs. You're just a stinky doo-doo face.


That’s what my daughter calls me when she’s really mad at me but she uses “poo poo”

Interestingly, nothing has cut me deeper 

1 hour ago, SarkAfterDark said:

Fat Gare? Does that really make some of you chuckle. Y’all come up with some of the most god awful nicknames.

Username…ahh fuck it. 

 

7 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

As it would turn out, the Longhorns’ compliance office entered the wrong punter.

 

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20 hours ago, texifornia said:

Some functionary at the athletic department office probably mixed up his punters when he put in the paperwork.

Don’t know why you would use the male possessive pronoun and the male subject(ive) pronoun.

Seems kind of a stretch to even jokingly imply that a male made this mistake. 

14 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

His softness has nothing to do with a "hard conference." That's fucking stupid. Vanderbilt sucks ass. South Carolina sucks ass. Texas A&M sucks ass and forfeits games. Tennessee sucks ass. Auburn sucks ass. LSU sucks ass. Florida sucks ass.

12 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Looks like Pearson came crawling back

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On 2/22/2022 at 1:13 PM, Big Woodrows said:

Jadon Haselwood @jadon_haselwood


Never understood how the OU fans call me soft when I literally joined the hardest conference in football 🤣🤣 and the toughest side tbh #SEC sorry not sorry

He blocked hard in 2021 but didn't really produce as a pass catcher. His catch rate was low (64%) on a good number of targets. In 2021, his TDs came vs Tech, Kansas, and Western Carolina (not a state!). 

He wasn't a burner coming out of high school (4.58 forty), and injuries have robbed him of athleticism. As a result, he struggled to get separation and win contested catches (including some memorable end zone drops). I saw a lot of people calling him a disappointment but not soft.

On 2/23/2022 at 12:14 PM, Jabberwocky said:

 

Looks like we're in touch

 

34 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looks like we're in touch

 

Choate and one of the player personnel guys reached out to him and said they liked his film. Sounds like they have to make sure everything checks out academically before pushing or getting him on campus.

36 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Overshown-Cox leading the D

As much as we all like DMO, Jaylen Ford is probably the best LB on campus right now. Overshown Could find himself in an awkward spot without a stellar spring.

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2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

As much as we all like DMO, Jaylen Ford is probably the best LB on campus right now. Overshown Could find himself in an awkward spot without a stellar spring.


I think you might have missed the joke.  It would have been better if he'd included "flashing"  somehow in his Overshown-Cox   statement.

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