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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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12 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I’m about ready to portal out of college football fandom.

Goodbye GIF

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    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

  • closetojumping
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    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.Ā  It's almost lik

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32 minutes ago, The Longest Horn said:

The guys dance moves have shown zero improvement throughout the season.

Napoleon Dynamite for Dancing QC plz

1 hour ago, Barbacoa said:

The transfer portal doesnt work if a player is jumping out of the frying pan and into a bubble bath. Come play for Texas. Win or lose, we promise you'll have fun!

Right, if we're not careful the transfer portal will worsen the state of affairs and render us a permanent early retirement school with nice weather and good food

Little disappointed that Bo’s remarks didn’t make it into the title of this threadĀ 

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9 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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Guys like this are who we should be prioritizing ( I know nothing about him).

16 minutes ago, Js1 said:

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He has fantastic feet and is very mobile.Ā  I'd be curious to know what his issues were at Clemson, but he's certainly athletic.Ā 

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3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

He has fantastic feet and is very mobile.Ā  I'd be curious to know what his issues were at Clemson, but he's certainly athletic.Ā 

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Supposedly wants more playing time.

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Can't hurt to bring him in but anyone who's watched Clemson will tell you their OLs probably aren't a solution..

21 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Can't hurt to bring him in but anyone who's watched Clemson will tell you their OLs probably aren't a solution..

Yeah, he surely couldn’t help.Ā 

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Can't hurt to bring him in but anyone who's watched Clemson will tell you their OLs probably aren't a solution..

And ours is worse, lol.

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Apparently people around Clemson didn't want him to go...

Basically, we are going to need to build the Mother of All Portals to handle this off season.Ā Ā 

Get 'er Done!

So due to recent events (like losing and shit) it looks like we need the following from the portal:

1 starting qb
5 starting OL
1 starting TE
2 receivers that can catch, speedy preferred

2 starting DE
1 starting DT
3 starting LB
1 starting safety
1 CB for depth

Then backups to those guys.

This about right?

So about 34 total. Let’s just round it up to a nice even 50.

6 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

So due to recent events (like losing and shit) it looks like we need the following from the portal:

1 starting qb
5 starting OL
1 starting TE
2 receivers that can catch, speedy preferred

2 starting DE
1 starting DT
3 starting LB
1 starting safety
1 CB for depth

Then backups to those guys.

This about right?

More safeties

So about 34 total. Let’s just round it up to a nice even 50.

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3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Bama or UGAĀ 

He's a very talented backup for Clemson but was only a .95 rated player out of HS.Ā  Those two programs are probably only interested in sure fire starters or very clear 2nd team players.Ā  He's got a great chance to start for us, but we're in a very different place in regards to our line depth.Ā  We'd be a very good spot for him.Ā 

11 hours ago, Codaxx said:

Little disappointed that Bo’s remarks didn’t make it into the title of this threadĀ 

Can't wait for next year's thread

"2023 Transfer Portal: Get in the motherfucker"

23 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Can’t nobody take 50 portals!

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9 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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Brian Davis is part of the problem. Dude is terrible.

1 hour ago, LebongJames said:

Brian Davis is part of the problem. Dude is terrible.

can we get Chip and Davis to hit the portal?Ā 

1 minute ago, Codaxx said:

can we get Chip and Davis to hit the portal?Ā 

Brian Davis

Kirk Bohls

Anwar

Ketch

FCB

Roach

Ian Boyd

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Need to be removed from any access they have.Ā 

Didn't CTJ say at one point that he feels the athletic department/longhorn foundation think that NIL will affect their bottom line? That they essentially look at it as a means to take away donations vs a means to improve the football progream?
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I don't understand why our AD cares so much about money when the reality is the more successful we are football wise the more money we'd make.Ā 

Long term thinking is not a popular business model it seems. So grab the money while you can, instead of investing in the long term brand value.

But I guess I would have to see the merchandise sales trends to accurately know if this was true.
I knew the Greg Davis stuff was true

CTJ is Greg Davis?
4 minutes ago, Nivek said:


CTJ is Greg Davis?

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35 minutes ago, Nivek said:


CTJ is Greg Davis?

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The Austin media group is awful. Bohls should have retired 5 years ago.Ā 

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Greg Davis is a step up from being considered a midget with a man bun.

On 11/9/2021 at 6:59 PM, Schulz2.0 said:

Supposedly wants more playing time.

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TChio's time is now!!!

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6 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

Greg Davis is a step up from being considered a midget with a man bun.

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

Not sure why, but this comes to mind whenever CTJ and Sydney go at each other...

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Back to NIL for a second....

I don't know shit about NIL but you all are telling me that UT (with the massive fucking AD)Ā  hasn't hired someone to be the "Senior Assistant AD of NIL bullshit"?Ā  We the power and the money to have an expert on staff where we should be the shit with regards to NIL.Ā  Fucking paid ads staring members of the team on the damn LHN and shit like that seems natural.Ā  Am I wrong?

37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

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50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

Let me guess, last week fucked around and got a triple double?

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8 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Let me guess, last week fucked around and got a triple double?

While that was one was kind of obvious, I don't know whether I enjoy it more when someone gets a reference I'm sliding in, or when they don't.

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

While that was one was kind of obvious, I don't know whether I enjoy it more when someone gets a reference I'm sliding in, or when they don't.

Also, that shit is now stuck in my head...but it definitely could've been worse.

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I type like Sydney Carton.

26 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Also, that shit is now stuck in my head...but it defintely could've been worse.

Now it's a good day

42 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Now in the portal...

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Why the hell was the Flag at Kerbey Lane???
Which Kerbey Lane; the OG or the one on the Drag, or the one on 35? Or any one of the other 5 locations????

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I would gladly be a midget with a manbun over Greg Davis, sir. Don't forget that that midget can flat out fly on the field, track or court. Also, if you've never seen a midget dunk, get me on a court somewhere and I'm trouble.

Why would you want to be @SydneyCarton

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