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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Why pay $9.95 when the resident sunshine-pumpers will do it for free? There have been and always will be excuses for every miss, that's never changed across all the failed coaches we've had.

Look who's back.  Impeccable timing.

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    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

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    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

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59 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

I am still confused as to why he was a take in the first place. Wasn't he also flirting with ND/OU sucks?

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Look who's back.  Impeccable timing.

And I’m shocked(!) he’s already declared Sarkfailian a failure.  

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Why pay $9.95 when the resident sunshine-pumpers will do it for free? There have been and always will be excuses for every miss, that's never changed across all the failed coaches we've had.

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3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

And I’m shocked(!) he’s already declared Sarkfailian a failure.  

These are the kinds of hot takes that cause me to be a subscriber.

6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Why pay $9.95 when the resident sunshine-pumpers will do it for free? There have been and always will be excuses for every miss, that's never changed across all the failed coaches we've had.

Bah gawd that's Satya's music

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28 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So the two deep EDGE/OLB is going to be Sorrell, Ovie, Finkley and ??

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What name would make you happier, Jett bush or sawyer gollum-welsh?

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What name would make you happier, Jett bush or sawyer gollum-welsh?

Yes

48 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

I didn’t think the offseason could be more depressing than the actual season but holy fuck was I wrong.

This a terrible take. Maybe we haven’t got everything we wanted but almost all of the schools in the country outside Bama and Georgia would love this class and the transfers we have brought in.

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

sarklostagain is such a good nickname that i'm having trouble remembering what his actual last name is.

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

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7 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Brockermeyer and Bush are somehow going to play significant roles again this year

I believe that’s wrong

47 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So the two deep EDGE/OLB is going to be Sorrell, Ovie, Finkley and ??

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Dorbah and Harris I guess? 

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to  a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

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7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to  a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

I can’t claim Sarklostagain. That’s a @Junior Bonner maneuver. I mean, I’ll use it and all of the others with impunity like I did create them, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve got some morals, somewhere. 

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I can’t claim Sarklostagain. That’s a @Junior Bonner maneuver. I mean, I’ll use it and all of the others with impunity like I did create them, don’t get me wrong, but I’ve got some morals, somewhere. 

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Don’t care got Sorrell!! 

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

12 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

I’m not exactly sure why I feel like this fits what you wrote, but it just does.

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Man I don't blame this dude for picking Nebraska. For a 22 year old kid, $600k for 12 games is a great deal even if it's in Lincoln.

12 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said:

I’m not exactly sure why I feel like this fits what you wrote, but it just does.

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This is scarily accurate. 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dude definitely sat up late nights under a bare bulb next to a waste basket full of crumpled up attempts to come up with that one after everyone shit on sarklossian

Oh, crumpled bits of paper
Filled with imperfect thought
Stilted conversations
I'm afraid that's all we've got

So when does Bama do their spring cleaning? Bama backups are obviously our specialty

27 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Would be a huge pickup for whoever gets him.

 

 

 

"A third-party ASU collective that has not yet launched is trying to keep Lole in Tempe."

 

Ah, yes.  How charming.

 

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

1 minute ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

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1 minute ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

D. Username

Is that about right?

 

 

 
 
Thats a given every year
Lulz Roach said he's changing his pick on Mathis to Nebraska.
So we've entered the pets heads falling off phase, brilliant.
30 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Lulz Roach said he's changing his pick on Mathis to Nebraska.

 

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3 hours ago, Texas Flood said:

Bah gawd that's Satya's music

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nah man, Brock is a killer, this is more Satya's image.

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4 minutes ago, Lone Star Horn said:

nah man, Brock is a killer, this is more Satya's image.

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1 hour ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

 

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2 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost defies so much simple logic that I refuse to believe it happens. My brain is too full of other shit to make enough space to even come close to wrapping my head around that level of incompetence, so I simply refuse to believe it’s going to happen. 

He gets paid a shit ton of money for one year and is betting on himself to put up some good film against Big 10 competition to improve his draft stock for next year. Big 12 getting shut out yesterday in the draft can’t have helped. That the Frost regime is a sinking ship doesn’t factor in. Winning isn’t his priority. 

Pro: They’re going to be able to sell the 23/24 DL recruits on immediate playing time.

Con: it will be after everyone watching a second straight year of shitty Edge/DE play causing multiple L’s.

This defense and DC sucks my taint, and if Patterson can’t convince Mathis to come here then he might as well hit the road along with his sweat towels.

2 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Losing Mathis to Scott fucking Frost

I don’t think either head coach had much to do with it

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

I don’t think either head coach had much to do with it

I mean Fatterson’s gotta be smiling right.  Still neg recruiting texas while drawing a paycheck?

9 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

He gets paid a shit ton of money for one year and is betting on himself to put up some good film against Big 10 competition to improve his draft stock for next year. Big 12 getting shut out yesterday in the draft can’t have helped. That the Frost regime is a sinking ship doesn’t factor in. Winning isn’t his priority. 

Seems like he would have fit in well here.

1 hour ago, ousux said:

Just catching up on this thread after a busy week at work, lemme see if I have this right..
A. All of our current players suck
B. No real help is tranferring in
C. We'll be lucky to win a single game in '22

Is that about right?

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Did we really lose Mathis to Nebraska? Good fucking lord. I’m sticking with my prediction of a fired DC by mid season. 

5 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Is there where the money went?

Allegedly USC

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