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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Lol

aggy: "See, we told you he's been passing out F-250's!"

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    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.  It's almost lik

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Dude deleted his account. So it’s either true and he pissed off the wrong people for opening his mouth or it’s all bullshit. 

$9.95

2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Dude deleted his account. So it’s either true and he pissed off the wrong people for opening his mouth or it’s all bullshit. 

$9.95

Probably got nuked for the NCAA in its name

Just curious, but for that players tribune article by Quinn did they pay him for that?

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Some guy on IT said this was "debunked by Ketch", so maybe he is on to something after all.

7 hours ago, Tex-19 said:

At some point schools may start realizing they're better off waiting until after year 1 to offer big money to guys. Because if you get them out of high school, you have to re-up every single year to keep them (if they're good). If you poach them after their freshman year, they no longer have that free transfer which pretty much kills any leverage they have to re-up.

aggy:  “Uh oh”!

46 minutes ago, TXRed said:

Dude deleted his account. So it’s either true and he pissed off the wrong people for opening his mouth or it’s all bullshit. 

$9.95

...Aaaand he's back. I mean, shit, that's a better value proposition than Ketch has ever given. 

 

I didn’t believe him before but that logic is undeniable. 

11 minutes ago, trythisathome said:

...Aaaand he's back. I mean, shit, that's a better value proposition than Ketch has ever given. 

 

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...Aaaand he's back. I mean, shit, that's a better value proposition than Ketch has ever given. 
 

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That tweet smells like sheep twat with wiff of wet collie fur


And no, dont ask how I know.

I heard aggy offered him 10 million cash and the mineral rights to a high producing oil well but he told them no thanks, he used to listen to jim rhome. 

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8 hours ago, C-Man said:


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It’s back.
 

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California is the sunshine state, Addison will have no sun on him, Addison to Texas confirmed. 
 

edit: my dumb ass got the Florida and California knicknames mixed up for a second. 

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15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m not sure you’ve met our athletic department.  Here’s a pic for future reference:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Joe Greed!

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2 minutes ago, TXRed said:

California is the sunshine state, Addison will have no sun on him, Addison to Texas confirmed. 

Actually that would be Denver..

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16 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Joe Greed!

Weeeeeeeest Waaaaaaaaaay Foooooooooooooooord

i went down a Joe Greed rabbit hole on YouTube.  holy shit.  brings back memories.

 

10 hours ago, trythisathome said:

...Aaaand he's back. I mean, shit, that's a better value proposition than Ketch has ever given. 

 

Believable 

32 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:


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And let this be a lesson to you all. Just because you don't know who Dorien Wilson is doesn't mean I don't know who Dorien Wilson is. 

38 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:


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I wasn't going to believe him until he wrote this.  Well, that plus the fact that I saw that he's a Bemidji State grad.  Everybody knows that Bemidji State grads are the true sources when it comes to UT football.  But what's hilarious is that, even though he's a grad, he misspelled "Bemidji."

17 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

On a serious note- if that is the target and you want to have any chance of reaching that it means that what- someone has to come to the table with at least 25 million?  Typically I think the rule in fundraising is that you aren't going to more than 4X your biggest donation.

I love UT sports. I can't imagine how much money I'd have to be worth (likely there is no amount) where I'd kick in 25,000,000 to a slush fund to pay players at UT. With $25,000,000.00 you can actually look for and solve some real world problems other than- why has UT football sucked for 12 years?   

Fuck off hippie

4 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

24/7

 

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Don’t leave out the sentence before that makes sure they covered all their basis 

One source feels that allocating that money depends on the player and potential impact. 
 

Also, it’s Roach. How many NIL sources do you think he has?

2 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Don’t leave out the sentence before that makes sure they covered all their basis 

One source feels that allocating that money depends on the player and potential impact. 
 

Also, it’s Roach. How many NIL sources do you think he has?

Lol so his conclusion is that the payments depend on how good the player is? Breaking news!

I saw one of the rumored things USC offered Addison was a house in LA.

Hell, a million dollar home in LA is a 1500 sq. Ft. Ranch in Compton. 

Just now, NorLa Horns said:

I saw one of the rumored things USC offered Addison was a house in LA.

Hell, a million dollar home in LA is a 1500 sq. Ft. Ranch in Compton. 

Same in Austin, but it’s off Riverside. 

So the Portal is not closed ??  👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾 

 

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same in Austin, but it’s off Riverside. 

he's going to kill it at Club Kaos... (it's still there, right?)

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Btw...     FUCK FARRELL

 

@JFKFC right now looking at these numbers..

 

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19 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Same in Austin, but it’s off Riverside. 

I will have you know sir that a million dollars goes a long ways in Dalhart. I hear our pitch to Addison includes a 20,000 sq foot home with a helicopter commute. 

21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck our greedy ass athletic department tbh. 

That isn’t exclusive to UT. There are AD’s all over who see their jobs as primarily to fundraise and build facilities and buildings. Success of the athletic teams is secondary. 

30 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

I saw one of the rumored things USC offered Addison was a house in LA.

Hell, a million dollar home in LA is a 1500 sq. Ft. Ranch in Compton. 

It may have been free use of a house. Not a deed. That's what I assumed they meant to report, due to the price of LA real estate.

23 minutes ago, Chopper said:

It may have been free use of a house. Not a deed. That's what I assumed they meant to report, due to the price of LA real estate.

This.  He's getting a rental to use for the 5 or 6 months he'll be in the team.  I mean, I'm sure its a damn nice house - probably got a pool and everything, but he's not getting ownership.

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

This.  He's getting a rental to use for the 5 or 6 months he'll be in the team.  I mean, I'm sure its a damn nice house - probably got a pool and everything, but he's not getting ownership.

 

7 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

So whats the latest? Are we getting the Brocks or what?

Do we want them at this point? Sounds like they suck. Tommy giving up 4 sacks in 6 snaps in the Bama spring game is uh.. not good. 

 

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Just now, ClubWhatever said:

No. I can’t let it go.  

I had the funniest post in history, but I got excited and quoted the wrong Surlyite. Now my brilliance is lost. 

Just now, ImissWallyPryor said:

Now my brilliance is lost. 

Title of your sex tape?

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