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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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31 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

The anger, the condescension, the typos….what took you so long?

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31 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

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29 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Even though he was a complete cancer in the locker room and likely would have been beaten up by Demarco Cobbs?

I had no idea about either thing. 

My ex-neighbor used to take drugs and tell me there was a time portal in his bathroom.

21 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

When Kelvin Banks takes Karic’s job from him you’re not gonna do this shit again right? You’re causing lurkers to come out of the shadows haha 

I would be thrilled with me or you starting over anyone who played offensive line for us last season. 

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

My ex-neighbor used to take drugs and tell me there was a time portal in his bathroom.

Sounds like a Stephen King novel.

34 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

So you agree with me? 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

My ex-neighbor used to take drugs and tell me there was a time portal in his bathroom.

You still talk to him?

9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

My ex-neighbor used to take drugs and tell me there was a time portal in his bathroom.

Well, was there?

Is Addison coming to Texas a foregone conclusion? Remember when we were confident in Mathis coming here because we got his former coach?

44 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

 

47 minutes ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

this is one of the strongest first posts in the history of this website.

3 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

Is Addison coming to Texas a foregone conclusion? Remember when we were confident in Mathis coming here because we got his former coach?

Yes. So is Joseph Ossai

1 hour ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

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1 hour ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

Best first post in Surly history. In fact, I've been around long enough to wonder if this isn't the best first post in Longhorn Internet fan board history.

You belong here. Welcome.

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

So not a Surly user

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Boy is he going to be surprised/disappointed. 

37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

My ex-neighbor used to take drugs and tell me there was a time portal in his bathroom.

Is that why he’s your ex-neighbor? Did he …go somewhere?

7 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Boy is he going to be surprised/disappointed. 

Just as long as he doesnt hurt his thumb right @JFKFC?

15 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

So not a Surly user

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Many of the responses on that thread state that he was a malcontent who wasn't happy waiting his turn at Alabama and that he started whining/tweeting when he didn't see playing time immediately. I have no idea what the truth is, but if he does that stuff here he won't get the benefit of the doubt by Texas fans, either.

Players would do themselves a lot of favors by staying off social media.

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Is that why he’s your ex-neighbor? Did he …go somewhere?

Why yes, went for a swim.........in lake mead.........inside a barrel.

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19 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

So not a Surly user

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He better not upset a ut student that has his cell phone number. It might get leaked, allegedly.

Is the Casey Thompson talk over? Can I come out now or is there another dead horse lying around that we can beat the shit out of?

casey wasnt great but to think he was the problem is laughable.  

1 hour ago, UTEE97 said:

Is Addison coming to Texas a foregone conclusion? Remember when we were confident in Mathis coming here because we got his former coach?

i would think texas is the longest of shots

 

1 hour ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

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4 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

casey wasnt great but to think he was the problem is laughable.  

Well, he was a large problem contributing to the problem. Thinking a shitty QB isn’t a big piece of the fucked up puzzle of last year is laughable 

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10 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Is the Casey Thompson talk over? Can I come out now or is there another dead horse lying around that we can beat the shit out of?

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1 hour ago, JerryHubbard said:

Well, was there?

Only if you drop your pants and bend over 

4 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well, he was a large problem contributing to the problem. Thinking a shitty QB isn’t a big piece of the fucked up puzzle of last year is laughable 

Not to mention one that was also shitty off the field.

11 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Damn. Isaiah Land staying at FAMU

 

got paid.  My Isaiah is all growns up...

6 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

i would think texas is the longest of shots

 

supposedly the coaches are confident which doesn't actually tell us anything one way or the other about Texas' chances. Conventional wisdom last week was USC, CTJ says Alabama. I'd put those as the top 2 with Texas a dark horse 3rd.

We couldn’t throw a forward pass in about 1/3rd of the games we played last year. Acting like QB wasn’t an issue is hilarious.

5 minutes ago, Viper said:

supposedly the coaches are confident which doesn't actually tell us anything one way or the other about Texas' chances. Conventional wisdom last week was USC, CTJ says Alabama. I'd put those as the top 2 with Texas a dark horse 3rd.

Are you saying the Addison recruitment……is on the…..1 yard line?

2 hours ago, Mr Shrimp Unlimited said:

God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me to create an account and respond. My friend played with this chatch so I can confidently inform you that he's a bitch who spends more time whingeing about bullshit than he does watching film, which since you're such a Casey apologist, you probably think is somewhere North of 16 hours a day. Dumbass. 

Basically all this fucking guy did was tweet some woe-is-me bullshit about his thumb anytime he sucked ass which was anytime he played a defense that wasn't more limp than your tiny dong. "look at his thumb that's a bruise" yeah that was also from when the injury happened and then they tweeted it 5 weeks later after he looked more inert than my dumbass nephew's flag football league qb. 

Dude frolicked around belmont like he was the second coming but couldn't complete a 6 yard out route. Do something productive with your time instead of flapping your jowls and bloviating about Texas football's equivalent of terminal prostate cancer last season. Jesus. 

I know this communication style. I’m almost certain I know this poster. Bloviating was the give away. Welcome hoss. 

20 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Damn. Isaiah Land staying at FAMU

 

Nebraska and FAMU money are no joke

23 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

casey wasnt great but to think he was the problem is laughable.  

Perhaps you need to watch the Oklahoma State game again. 

30 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Damn. Isaiah Land staying at FAMU

 

Per Nahlin, he wasn't at FAMU to play school

8 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Nebraska and FAMU money are no joke

Nate Newton must’ve come through in the clutch.

Are you saying the Addison recruitment……is on the…..1 yard line?

Time to …..take him for granted?
29 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Perhaps you need to watch the Oklahoma State game again. 

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55 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Well, he was a large problem contributing to the problem. Thinking a shitty QB isn’t a big piece of the fucked up puzzle of last year is laughable 

no he wasnt.  our oline couldnt beat off let alone the guy across from them in the second half.  bijan got hit in the backfield every single play.  casey had 2 seconds to throw. the problem was the oline and the dline/backers. not the qb. 

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10 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

no he wasnt.  our oline couldnt beat off let alone the guy across from them in the second half.  bijan got hit in the backfield every single play.  casey had 2 seconds to throw. the problem was the oline and the dline/backers. not the qb. 

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20 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

no he wasnt.  our oline couldnt beat off let alone the guy across from them in the second half.  bijan got hit in the backfield every single play.  casey had 2 seconds to throw. the problem was the oline and the dline/backers. not the qb. 

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****PRE**** thumb injury 

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Is that Ochaun Mathis that beats Christian Jones?

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