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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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1 minute ago, tokamak said:

I’ll never be able to unsee that. Thanks a lot. 

I couldn't help myself, my demented mind found it incredibly hilarious. Every time I look at it I chuckle. @Deej set it up, he deserves some credit. Without his post mine is meaningless.

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I hear they will be soon releasing the Bill O'Brien chin fleshlight. 

Penn State fans rejoice. 

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Just now, Deej said:

I hear they will be soon releasing the Bill O'Brien chin fleshlight. 

I’d say post a link, but I don’t think most of the board has the length for something like that.

1 minute ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I’d say post a link, but I don’t think most of the board has the length for something like that.

Ouch.

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

David Abiara to SMU

 

3 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Is SMU trying to be the new Sam Houston State? Nice to see a couple of suitors for our rejects, I guess.

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

 

Is SMU trying to be the new Sam Houston State? Nice to see a couple of suitors for our rejects, I guess.

How fucking awful was the defensive roster last year, Jesus H Christ. Good thing it’s going to be better this ye…wait…

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13 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

For The Love Of God Viking GIF by THE BEARD STRUGGLE

Her head/neck/shoulders/tit juxtaposition has me baffled. Is she a monoboob?

10 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

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Soooo we’re still better? 

What we have done in the transfer market for 2022 at DE and LB is criminally negligent.

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

What we have done in the transfer market for 2022 at DE and LB is criminally negligent.

But we havent done sh.....ooooh.

So how many transfers can we take if we take any at all? I literally can’t believe we haven’t taken more but we have all summer so I won’t go nuclear till then.

56 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

So how many transfers can we take if we take any at all? I literally can’t believe we haven’t taken more but we have all summer so I won’t go nuclear till then.

Depends on the numbers 😏

6 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Depends on the numbers 😏

2 things we don’t talk about in my house… Bruno, and the numbers. 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

What we have done in the transfer market for 2022 at DE and LB is criminally negligent.

Like Strong not getting a QB, Herman picking the worst four and five star talent available. 

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

2 things we don’t talk about in my house… Bruno, and the numbers. 

Dude, i think we are past that now. 

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1 hour ago, Bevo said:

What we have done in the transfer market for 2022 at DE and LB is criminally negligent.

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18 hours ago, Deej said:

I hear they will be soon releasing the Bill O'Brien chin fleshlight. 

Penn State fans rejoice. 

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Regarding Purdue Safety Marvin Grant that Texas had been interested in -

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A couple of the guys they have or had interest in had academic roadblocks. The Purdue safety being one. I don’t think anything will materialize there.

ULL LB Lorenzo McCaskill entered the portal in Jan and had a Texas offer (and visit scheduled) almost immediately.  No 9.95'er has talked about him in months, so its nice to see one of them acknowledge his existence.

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We’re trying to figure out what’s going on with former ULM linebacker Lorenzo McCaskill. He was supposed to visit early spring and didn’t. Apparently he’s still in the portal.

 

On 5/6/2022 at 6:45 PM, Deej said:

We're gonna fuck Bama right in Bill O'Brien's chin pussy. 

That’s something I want to see and don’t want to see all rolled up together. 

5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Like Strong not getting a QB, Herman picking the worst four and five star talent available. 

It’s nuts that this is an accurate depiction of the what Herman and his staff was doing lol. They managed to piece together two top 5 classes full of guys who were “me,me,me” or “football got me here but I’m way more into something else.” Fuck that dude and fuck both of his staffs. 

5 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

It’s nuts that this is an accurate depiction of the what Herman and his staff was doing lol. They managed to piece together two top 5 classes full of guys who were “me,me,me” or “football got me here but I’m way more into something else.” Fuck that dude and fuck both of his staffs. 

Yeah not shocking that a narcissist would be good at recruiting spoiled, entitled, what’s in it for me players.  I’m looking at you BJ Foster.  

6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Like Strong not getting a QB, Herman picking the worst four and five star talent available. 

Coincidentally, it was the 4 and 5 star talent with the least amount of competition.  

Agree with all of that but the staff Herman hired was pathetic and an adult should've never ok'd it.

I know it's Mother's Day and all, but I'm thinking my wife would be okay with it if I told her that my love for Bijan was slightly greater than my love for her. 

What we have done in the transfer market for 2022 at DE and LB is criminally negligent.

Just checked in for this kick in the nuts. Ugh.


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1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

I know it's Mother's Day and all, but I'm thinking my wife would be okay with it if I told her that my love for Bijan was slightly greater than my love for her. 

I mean.... she's not your mother...

23 hours ago, SarksJuggs said:

Soooo we’re still better? 

Clearly. Plus we have scoreboard, as Gale Gilbert dragged his big, hairy, 9.5 pt underdog nuts all over Pelini's face.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

Clearly. Plus we have scoreboard, as Gale Gilbert dragged his big, hairy, 9.5 pt underdog nuts all over Pelini's face.

You meant Gale's squinty-eyed son, Garrett, right?

22 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You meant Gale's squinty-eyed son, Garrett, right?

Yeah, that. 

49 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You meant Gale's squinty-eyed son, Garrett, right?


Gale would have (allegedly) raped Nebraska had he played them. 

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Kelvontay Dixon to SMU.

“That place just felt right that place felt like the spot all the way around,” said Dixon

 

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If SMU doesn’t go 5-7 next year, we have to fire everyone. 

19 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Didn't he commit to Tech?

He did but that must’ve fallen through because a month or so later he announced SMU and had deleted all references to Tech

Just now, GTX Horn said:

He did but that must’ve fallen through because a month or so later he announced SMU and had deleted all references to Tech

What a cancer. Tech probably even saw him and said fuck this, he's gotta go. 

4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Is it possible Joshua Moore doesn’t go anywhere to play school?

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