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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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  • Mr Shrimp Unlimited
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    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

  • closetojumping
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    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.  It's almost lik

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Good move by our BMD's. Canes boxes are a lot safer for transactions than McDonald's bags

Only if he would’ve posted a picture of the curtains… where’s the guys from urban or bust thread when you need them?!?

Wish he would have included the hotel curtains in the photo so we could have known for sure

EDIT: Damnit @OB3beat me to it

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5 minutes ago, OB3 said:

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Jordan Addison. Pretty sure that’s Austin right?

It is cloudy in Austin today

Edited by RaysBoomBoomRoom

11 minutes ago, OB3 said:

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Jordan Addison. Pretty sure that’s Austin right?

Throw that shit in the garbage and get the man some real food.

1 minute ago, TankedBevo said:

Throw that shit in the garbage and get the man some real food.

Bijan hooked him up with some Cane’s NIL action.

41 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Receivers Herman signed while he was here:

Jordan Pouncey (late addition to the 2017 class)- lol

Brennan Eagles- lol

Al'Vonte Woodard- lol

Joshua Moore- lol

Bru McCoy- lol

Jordan Whittington- Good player when healthy

Jake Smith- lol

Marcus Washington- I guess he at least lasted 3 years in the program

Kennedy Lewis- lolol

Tarik Black from the portal- hahahah

Troy Omeire- Hasn't played one snap

Kelvontay Dixon- lol

Dajon Harrison- lol

Jaden Alexis- Hasn't played a snap

Casey Cain- Hasn't played a snap

 

You have to be purposely tanking a program to be as bad as he was at evaluating that position

Never forget Herman's first real coaching gig was as a WR coach too. LOL

20 minutes ago, OB3 said:

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Jordan Addison. Pretty sure that’s Austin right?

That's a south facing view of Rainey St from the Fairmont Hotel. 

 

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28 minutes ago, OB3 said:

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Jordan Addison. Pretty sure that’s Austin right?

Yeah, that's the view from the Fairmont. Had pretty much that exact view when I stayed there last Christmas, sans the shitty Raising Cains and the floating yoga guy. 

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23 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Only if he would’ve posted a picture of the curtains… where’s the guys from urban or bust thread when you need them?!?

Fairmont fo sho

Boy howdy. It sure feels like a long time since we were starting Kai Money. 

4 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

I thought that he was already in Cali last week?

I think its a time zone thing

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

Receivers Herman signed while he was here:

Jordan Pouncey (late addition to the 2017 class)- lol

Brennan Eagles- lol

Al'Vonte Woodard- lol

Joshua Moore- lol

Bru McCoy- lol

Jordan Whittington- Good player when healthy

Jake Smith- lol

Marcus Washington- I guess he at least lasted 3 years in the program

Kennedy Lewis- lolol

Tarik Black from the portal- hahahah

Troy Omeire- Hasn't played one snap

Kelvontay Dixon- lol

Dajon Harrison- lol

Jaden Alexis- Hasn't played a snap

Casey Cain- Hasn't played a snap

 

You have to be purposely tanking a program to be as bad as he was at evaluating that position

Don't forget about the Malcolm Epps experience

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

Don't forget about the Malcolm Epps experience

He was a TE, but yeah, in the same vein as all the other terrible WRs.

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

He was a TE, but yeah, in the same vein as all the other terrible WRs.

He was a WR first.

1 minute ago, Hornlover said:

He was a TE, but yeah, in the same vein as all the other terrible WRs.

Not to Tom Herman he wasn’t. 

Kind of semantics, but while he was here he was often split out wide and never made a single block. 

2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Hard to believe he didn’t pull the trigger on that commitment 

probably gunning for a better offer elsewhere.

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

 

I wasn't wrong.

Edited by Eggo
I was but then I wasn't

1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

 

I should let it go, but you’re wrong:

https://www.si.com/college/texas/.amp/football/texas-football-malcolm-epps-moving-to-tight-end
 

Anyway, Addison is just using us to cover for Lincoln’s tampering, right?

Your shitty article states "Texas is moving wide receiver Malcolm Epps to linebacker" , so not sure how much I should trust it.

But, besides that fuck-up, it does go on to say:

"At 6-foot-6 and 245 pounds, Epps came to Texas to play tight end but was moved to outside receiver. He played both outside positions at different times this year with starter Collin Johnson out of the lineup."

He signed as a TE. He came to play TE. He sucked as a TE, sucked as a WR, and probably sucked as a LB too.

Will never forget the Epps play where he gets absolutely bitched by a 5’9 160 corner. 

1 hour ago, OB3 said:

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Jordan Addison. Pretty sure that’s Austin right?

The pattern on the carpet matches the stock photos of the hotel. Confirmed he is in Austin.

Fairmont debuts brand's 2nd largest hotel in the world... in Austin

8 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

 

I should let it go, but you’re wrong:

https://www.si.com/college/texas/.amp/football/texas-football-malcolm-epps-moving-to-tight-end
 

Anyway, Addison is just using us to cover for Lincoln’s tampering, right?

Literally every recruiting service and write up had him as a TE out of high school. There were concerns as to how much weight he'd be able to put on which would effect his blocking, but he was always a TE

I had the worst food poisoning in my life last year from canes. I’m talking 2 straight days from hell and I’ve never been back. So not a good sign.

1 minute ago, Eggo said:

Well ok if Irieguy says so.

And 24/7. And everybody else who remembers history. 

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2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

The pattern on the carpet matches the stock photos of the hotel. Confirmed he is in Austin.

Fairmont debuts brand's 2nd largest hotel in the world... in Austin

 

 

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Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

I had the worst food poisoning in my life last year from canes. I’m talking 2 straight days from hell and I’ve never been back. So not a good sign.

Your bloodline is weak and you won't survive winter 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I had the worst food poisoning in my life last year from canes. I’m talking 2 straight days from hell and I’ve never been back. So not a good sign.

You need more beets.  And vodka.

2 minutes ago, Irieguy said:

And 24/7. And everybody else who remembers history. 

 

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He's already had enough chances.  

This hits extra hard due to username 

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Jordan fucking Addison is in town and y’all are fucking around in some sissy slap fight about Malcolm fucking Epps. FFS, can we get some fucking transfer news in this fucking transfer thread. 

3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I had the worst food poisoning in my life last year from canes. I’m talking 2 straight days from hell and I’ve never been back. So not a good sign.

Popeye's off 183 towards the airport did this to me.

4 minutes ago, Surlian said:

Your bloodline is weak and you won't survive winter 

Well shitty chicken is definitely hard to overcome. And I’m 43 so you’re probably right.

1 minute ago, Junior Bonner said:

Jordan fucking Addison is in town and y’all are fucking around in some sissy slap fight about Malcolm fucking Epps. FFS, can we get some fucking transfer news in this fucking transfer thread. 

Sydney's sister-in-law blocks better than Malcolm Epps and my grandma could out hustle him.

3 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

 FFS, can we get some fucking transfer news in this fucking transfer thread. 

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2 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Jordan fucking Addison is in town and y’all are fucking around in some sissy slap fight about Malcolm fucking Epps. FFS, can we get some fucking transfer news in this fucking transfer thread. 

At least a sissy slap fights is on topic when discussing Malcolm Epps (who 100% played WR his first few seasons at Texas).
 

Ok fine, I’m done 

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Sydney's sister-in-law blocks better than Malcolm Epps and my grandma could out hustle him.

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