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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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  • Mr Shrimp Unlimited
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    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

  • closetojumping
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    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.  It's almost lik

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It would be nice to fuck SC over on Addison since they recruited him to the portal (allegedly) and after those pricks tried to steal Worthy. In short, fuck Riley.

We shall see...

Hook'em 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You can't out moneywhip other billionaires, and even if you do, you can't do it forever when there is no monetary return. There are other philanthropic mouths to feed and constantly throwing new money at 18-23 year old guys that not only don't say thank you, but think you're lucky to be paying them at all, gets old. It's already getting old. That implies a limit that all capable entities will settle around in the future, if not in this 2023 cycle. 

 

Probably the most cogent paragraph in this thread.

Well done.

50 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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If that’s what Nahlin thinks, then buckle up kids



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Dude went to Cancun.......twice........on daddy's money for "work" and put it on his resume. You don't just show up on construction projects as a manger, sorry, not happening. No one is going to believe that. Well, almost no one.


Excuse me, sir, but did you not see that he completed Subway Academy?



17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Honestly, this might be the only economy in which a lambo is a good investment

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if you don't drive it

Portal related because this is why the portal is so god-damn important right now.  The 2019 class was a complete clusterfuck.

 

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

You new here or being sarcastic?

don’t be thick. hall is in doubt until he’s enrolled and in uniform week one. 

Just now, ATexanAbroad said:

this is not english and as a leader and a coach this is ridiculous

LOL stfu 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Portal related because this is why the portal is so god-damn important right now.  The 2019 class was a complete clusterfuck.

 

Sad part is I believe they are counting Liebrock as one of the 5 and he hasn’t played a meaningful down at Texas. So it’s really 4.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

For the olds...

 

Was posted above. Moose outside shoulda told ya. 

3 hours ago, cdain3 said:

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Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk
 

Skips leg day. Do not want. 

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

I wonder how long he was in Austin?

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I wonder how long he was in Austin?

Since Sunday night or Monday morning

5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

So is he not visiting Bama at all? When is he supposed to decide?

13 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I'm way older than 33 and it's really not that hard to understand

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Retain partners/employees so that your competition doesn't poach them and outcompete you in the marketplace (or, alternatively, they do not begin their own competitive ventures)

To avoid this, I achieve loyalty among my partners/employees through physical presence and shared financial success

I see that you are very proud of yourself for achieving far less than we achieve in a smaller and less lucrative portion of the market

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There, easy.

We found the guy who consults on and writes mission and value statements for a living.

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14 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

Well I guess that’s that, then? Although a four day visit is probably longer than most people expected this to go. Perhaps this will be an Ochaun Mathis situation but in our favor.

39 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Skips leg day. Do not want. 

I'll allow it since they are the same size as Vernon Broughton's

18 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

From Gerry:

Inside Texas has been told that Jordan Addison is wrapping up his official visit. He's leaving Austin tomorrow.

Addison is expected to visit USC before making a decision.

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I would do a sign and trade deal with Alabama for Will Anderson.

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

I'm way older than 33 and it's really not that hard to understand

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Retain partners/employees so that your competition doesn't poach them and outcompete you in the marketplace (or, alternatively, they do not begin their own competitive ventures)

To avoid this, I achieve loyalty among my partners/employees through physical presence and shared financial success

I see that you are very proud of yourself for achieving far less than we achieve in a smaller and less lucrative portion of the market

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There, easy.

You know I used to really not like you as a poster.  I’ve gotta be honest, you used to really aggravate me.  But, now, I’m gonna re-use this from an earlier post.

 

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Since Sunday night or Monday morning

So undefeated ?

God dammit can you imagine how much better we would have been for the last 40 years if we’d always been paying players like this. 

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

God dammit can you imagine how much better we would have been for the last 40 years if we’d always been paying players like this. 

We seem to pay coaches pretty good. That hasn’t had any positive impact.

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The only way to end a surly slap fight is bewbs.

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16 minutes ago, NoName said:

if hudson card starts game 1 we are megafucked.

Yeah, well if Ewers is starting game 2 we are also fucked.

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, well if Ewers is starting game 2 we are also fucked.

I don’t think we have enough defense to care who starts at QB in game 2

36 minutes ago, pacman said:

The only way to end a surly slap fight is bewbs.

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Big nostrils.  4/10. WnB

6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Big nostrils.  4/10. WnB

 

 

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17 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It was a serious question for me. If we get 10 billionaires to chip in $1,000,000.00 each that's like me donating tree fidy

All we need is one male nurse. 

31 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, well if Ewers is starting game 2 we are also fucked.

This is silly.  Colt and Johnny 8ball had tremendous RS-FR seasons.  Throw Quinn into the fire.  Let’s fucking go.

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is silly.  Colt and Johnny 8ball had tremendous RS-FR seasons.  Throw Quinn into the fire.  Let’s fucking go.

Maybe he’s implying Quinn is going to get murdered behind our OL.

3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is silly.  Colt and Johnny 8ball had tremendous RS-FR seasons.  Throw Quinn into the fire.  Let’s fucking go.

I believe that is a matchup specific assessment of Texas' outlook. Though I could be wrong

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe he’s implying Quinn is going to get murdered behind our OL.

OL is better than the one Colt had in 2009.

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe he’s implying Quinn is going to get murdered behind our OL.

Cancel the season I'm scared omg!

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Junior Bonner said:

We pay coaches WELL, you anarchist. Speak The Queen’s English, good man. We are not barbarians. We are gentlemen! 

Hear, hear! We gentlemen of Surly are legion and we have numerous gentlemen’s clubs throughout the land to prove it.

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