Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

Featured Replies

and i thought the people arguing about flaccid penis last night at IT was bad

  • Replies 15.4k
  • Views 2.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Mr Shrimp Unlimited
    Mr Shrimp Unlimited

    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.  It's almost lik

Posted Images

Every small market university football coach’s job just got increasingly difficult. Having to have “the talk” with their one break out superstar every season is keeping them up at nights. It really is.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Big nostrils.  4/10. WnB

Those aren't nostrils, they're catch-cans.  

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Simpsons Thats The Joke GIF

There's no joking when you say WnB.

12 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

I'm way older than 33 and it's really not that hard to understand

------------

Retain partners/employees so that your competition doesn't poach them and outcompete you in the marketplace (or, alternatively, they do not begin their own competitive ventures)

To avoid this, I achieve loyalty among my partners/employees through physical presence and shared financial success

I see that you are very proud of yourself for achieving far less than we achieve in a smaller and less lucrative portion of the market

--------------

There, easy.

You achieve loyalty by your mere physical presence? That is impressive.. and yet.. I find myself wanting to follow you just typing this. 

9 minutes ago, wutang75 said:

Every small market university football coach’s job just got increasingly difficult. Having to have “the talk” with their one break out superstar every season is keeping them up at nights. It really is.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

They're Division I athletes in their primes. I don't think anyone needs to have "the talk" with them. 

54 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is silly.  Colt and Johnny 8ball had tremendous RS-FR seasons.  Throw Quinn into the fire.  Let’s fucking go.

Check our schedule and see who we play in game 2. It was a joke and even though explaining ruins it - It won't matter who plays QB in game 2. We could put in Tom fucking Brady and we are still getting our ass kicked unless you ask ctj.

45 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

It’ll be ok, little buddy. 

 

6fw90s.gif

6 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

Those aren't nostrils, they're catch-cans.  

Will Smith Reaction GIF

  • Popular Post

"I'm not reporting this, I'm just relaying what was relayed to me." should win him a fucking Pulitzer. 

25 minutes ago, Eggo said:

"I'm not reporting this, I'm just relaying what was relayed to me." should win him a fucking Pulitzer. 

Sounds like "BREAKING NEWS:  According to an unreliable source..."

31 minutes ago, Eggo said:

"I'm not reporting this, I'm just relaying what was relayed to me." should win him a fucking Pulitzer. 

Oh wow, Journalist admits he cannot confirm a report. Tragic. 

TFB posted this last night. It should be noted they had Mathis to Texas until the end.

67e5702eb60d34480e0b82e7b6af983c.jpg

2 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

TFB posted this last night. It should be noted they had Mathis to Texas until the end.

67e5702eb60d34480e0b82e7b6af983c.jpg

jerk off animation domination GIF by AOK

👆Most likely scenario no?

12 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

TFB posted this last night. It should be noted they had Mathis to Texas until the end.

67e5702eb60d34480e0b82e7b6af983c.jpg

image.gif.9196879a59401759412a5f8186800bc9.gif

7 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

jerk off animation domination GIF by AOK

👆Most likely scenario no?

If I have learned anything over the last few years, it is that when confidence is high inside the building, we on the outside of the building are fucked.

14 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

TFB posted this last night. It should be noted they had Mathis to Texas until the end.

67e5702eb60d34480e0b82e7b6af983c.jpg

We're inside the 1 yard line!

Hard to be very optimistic on Addison but at least we’re driving the price up on these guys.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

35 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

TFB posted this last night. It should be noted they had Mathis to Texas until the end.

67e5702eb60d34480e0b82e7b6af983c.jpg

Curious his thoughts at 12:15 PM here on the 12th. 

Fat Ketch saying Addison will visit USC this weekend. This feels like Mario Williams, we shall see.
Didn't Mario Williams and Caleb Williams both follow this exact playbook?

Entered the portal assumed to be USC recruited. Gave other programs a "serious look" before finally settling on the most obvious choice.

This is why I can't get my hopes up. It's too dejavu.

In fairness, this is what I assumed Mathis was doing with Nebraska to avoid any Gary P tampering accusations, so look at what I know.
4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe he’s implying Quinn is going to get murdered behind our OL.

As an ambulance went by us after the 1991 Cotton Bowl game a friend of mine said that is "Peter and Russell being taken to the hospital to be surgically separated". I have a feeling the Alabama game may give us similar vibes.

Edited by DanTheHorn

25 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Didn't Mario Williams and Caleb Williams both follow this exact playbook?

Entered the portal assumed to be USC recruited. Gave other programs a "serious look" before finally settling on the most obvious choice.

This is why I can't get my hopes up. It's too dejavu.

In fairness, this is what I assumed Mathis was doing with Nebraska to avoid any Gary P tampering accusations, so look at what I know.

Yes, but the difference here is Riley and the offensive coaches already had a relationship with those players. Addison is still likely to go to USC, but they are going to have to work for it.

  • Author
2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@closetojumping have you heard similar as Gerry? Regarding Addison.


image.thumb.png.3fa3df49919f1e0978a47858b108c8b3.png

Gerry knows anyone and everyone in the recruiting world and guys on numerous staffs. I’m guessing a Hank South type passed that on and would be more current than anything I’ve posted since it’s his job and they’re all over this stuff in real time. I haven’t spoken to my friends out that way in a bit.

Fuck, the "confidence inside the building" kiss of death

Can someone at least tell us if it's Brandon Harris who is confident so we can know to lower our expectations?

  • Author
36 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Can someone at least tell us if it's Brandon Harris who is confident so we can know to lower our expectations?

Tashard Choice, Jeff Banks, and Marion are all recruiters who think they're getting everyone. That's great when they do, but they're not good sources many times because of that. Tim Brewster and Tom Herman were the same way. Herman is the only mediocre recruiter among them, but his confidence came from a general feeling of overall superiority to the world around him, whereas the rest of those guys just always believe that they can close someone if they can get them in the room.

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Tashard Choice, Jeff Banks, and Marion are all recruiters who think they're getting everyone. That's great when they do, but they're not good sources many times because of that. Tim Brewster and Tom Herman were the same way. Herman is the only mediocre recruiter among them, but his confidence came from a general feeling of overall superiority to the world around him, whereas the rest of those guys just always believe that they can close someone if they can get them in the room.

I'm 100% positive that Tom Herman thought Tom Herman wasn't going to be fired even after he was in fact fired.

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Tashard Choice, Jeff Banks, and Marion are all recruiters who think they're getting everyone. That's great when they do, but they're not good sources many times because of that. Tim Brewster and Tom Herman were the same way. Herman is the only mediocre recruiter among them, but his confidence came from a general feeling of overall superiority to the world around him, whereas the rest of those guys just always believe that they can close someone if they can get them in the room.

I would love to see Herman Sell Me a Car!

54 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Fuck, the "confidence inside the building" kiss of death

That and when "Polynesian Ties" and Langi are mentioned have yet to ever materialize in a recruit signing. Fingers crossed this time is different.

6 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

That and when "Polynesian Ties" and Langi are mentioned have yet to ever materialize in a recruit signing. Fingers crossed this time is different.

E9MTaERWEAEj2AM?format=jpg&name=large

 

"Confidence in the building."

 

(247 guy who is supposed to be ... well, the actual Horns football program laundry guy.)

 

image.thumb.png.e14285cda018d3fc5bce650cc0db75f8.png

 

 

  • Popular Post

My fetish is people getting their hopes dashed. Don’t mind me I’ll just be in the corner spitting in my palm awaiting the inevitable. 

12 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

"Confidence in the building."

 

(247 guy who is supposed to be ... well, the actual Horns football program laundry guy.)

 

image.thumb.png.e14285cda018d3fc5bce650cc0db75f8.png

 

 


What is the KD shoe wall?

14 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

"Confidence in the building."

 

(247 guy who is supposed to be ... well, the actual Horns football program laundry guy.)

 

image.thumb.png.e14285cda018d3fc5bce650cc0db75f8.png

 

 

Damn are we already at the "show me a loss" stage of the offseason? Year's really flying by.

1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


What is the KD shoe wall?

Literally 2 seconds of Googling that exact phrase:

 

27 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I would love to see Herman Sell Me a Car!

Car?

Herman couldn't even do this much

SELL ME THIS PEN!. How To Be A Badass Salesperson! | by Kenney  Erimakonosine | Medium


What is the KD shoe wall?

Obviously you’re not a golfer…

Next time y'all are down there, you should really check out the Hank Dudek shoe wall. It is breathtaking. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.