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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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20 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

"Confidence in the building."

 

(247 guy who is supposed to be ... well, the actual Horns football program laundry guy.)

 

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Every year at the start of the offseason I tell myself to not buy the offseason BS.

Some random poster that washes Bijan’s jock strap: “This team just leveled up”

…and I just chose to believe him. 

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36 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

"Confidence in the building."

 

(247 guy who is supposed to be ... well, the actual Horns football program laundry guy.)

 

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That guy posted SEZ interior pics before anything was public. Seems to legitimately be one of the laundry guys there.

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Literally 2 seconds of Googling that exact phrase:

 

That's not the shoe wall he's talking about. This one is in the bball practice pavilion. There's a fancier one in the SEZ. I've seen it in some social media pics.

3 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

That's not the shoe wall he's talking about. This one is in the bball practice pavilion. There's a fancier one in the SEZ. I've seen it in some social media pics.

I stand corrected!

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1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

My fetish is people getting their hopes dashed. Don’t mind me I’ll just be in the corner spitting in my palm awaiting the inevitable. 

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You're welcome

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

My fetish is people getting their hopes dashed. Don’t mind me I’ll just be in the corner spitting in my palm awaiting the inevitable. 

satya, is that you?

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

satya, is that you?

Dashing hopes is not the same as preempting them 

On 4/29/2022 at 12:24 PM, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Lol

 

 

Crystal ball pick to TCU.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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We’ve missed on a lot more than have signed and all had bullish “Polynesian Ties” updates. 

22 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

We’ve missed on a lot more than have signed and all had bullish “Polynesian Ties” updates. 

It would be more compelling if it was the Outland or Lombardi watch list.

Hypothetically speaking, if a particularly witty post was (obviously) mistakenly purged with other, lesser posts, would the poster nonetheless retain the multitude of positive reaction points received for said post? 
 

Just curious…. 

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Next time y'all are down there, you should really check out the Hank Dudek shoe wall. It is breathtaking. 

I get that reference cause I'm old.

2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Next time y'all are down there, you should really check out the Hank Dudek shoe wall. It is breathtaking. 

Greatest whiteboy dunker in the history of UT hoops…

That Lambo CEO/Subway artist is gonna play a prominent role in a future 30 for 30, isnt he?

3 minutes ago, Foosters said:

That Lambo CEO/Subway artist is gonna play a prominent role in a future 30 for 30, isnt he?

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

3 hours ago, MH BEVO said:

Every year at the start of the offseason I tell myself to not buy the offseason BS.

Some random poster that washes Bijan’s jock strap: “This team just leveled up”

…and I just chose to believe him. 

they wouldn't call it kool-aid if it tasted like cat piss.

4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

they wouldn't call it kool-aid if it tasted like cat piss.

I just hope we beat Kansas, it’s cat piss kool-aid I’m pretty sure. 

QE may want to become an actor, he already has McConaughey’s hand/wrist and Russell Crowe’s face.

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


What is the KD shoe wall?

You can’t figure that one out using context clues? 😂😂😂 @Horn Under a Bad Sign

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3 hours ago, Red Five said:

Next time y'all are down there, you should really check out the Hank Dudek shoe wall. It is breathtaking. 

 

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

Greatest whiteboy dunker in the history of UT hoops…

Hank’s verticals would blow this shit out of KD’s. The only question would be whether he could have doubled KD’s vertical or not. 

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I get that reference cause I'm old.

Ditto 

 

1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

Hypothetically speaking, if a particularly witty post was (obviously) mistakenly purged with other, lesser posts, would the poster nonetheless retain the multitude of positive reaction points received for said post? 

Just curious…. 

I had something erased in the great purge of 5/12/22 as well and apparently I still kept the positive rep, so I’m gonna say “Yes”.

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


What is the KD shoe wall?

One of Eight Wonders of The New World

29 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

QE may want to become an actor, he already has McConaughey’s hand/wrist and Russell Crowe’s face.

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omg I can’t unsee it.

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2 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

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He also said hall wasn’t coming the day before he committed so I take that with a grain of salt

 

Addison "update" from USC 247.

Lulz.

 

Spoiler

 

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1 minute ago, Getafix said:

 

Addison "update" from USC 247.

Lulz.

 

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That’s fucking tragic. 

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anwar is a clown and this is all I could think about lulz. 

17 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Addison "update" from USC 247.

Lulz.

 

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That's a lot of words to say 

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25 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Addison "update" from USC 247.

Lulz.

 

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so its not just ours that are full of shit?

 

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Ewers with the big dick energy.  Let’s go!

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Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Is that JWitt holding the boombox?

IT is reporting JWhitt might have sprained a muscle during a photo shoot with a recruit. He is day to day.

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It’s not important but has Card done… any?… recruiting for us this off-season? Feel like Ewers is in every photoshoot/Instagram conversation and I’m not even sure Card has access to the internet.

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Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

It’s not important but has Card done… any?… recruiting for us this off-season? Feel like Ewers is in every photoshoot/Instagram conversation and I’m not even sure Card has access to the internet.

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3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

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Fuck you, Jeff Fisher. You deserve to be alone.

8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It’s not important but has Card done… any?… recruiting for us this off-season? Feel like Ewers is in every photoshoot/Instagram conversation and I’m not even sure Card has access to the internet.

 

 

He's probably just on vacation ... 

 

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21 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It’s not important but has Card done… any?… recruiting for us this off-season? Feel like Ewers is in every photoshoot/Instagram conversation and I’m not even sure Card has access to the internet.

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9 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Think you mean

 

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Goddammit, that movie….

13 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It’s not important but has Card done… any?… recruiting for us this off-season? Feel like Ewers is in every photoshoot/Instagram conversation and I’m not even sure Card has access to the internet.

Card has mastered the art of blocking out all outside noise. He just focuses on what he is doing. That's probably why he doesn’t hear footsteps of the defenders coming to sack him.

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TFB posted this last night. It should be noted they had Mathis to Texas until the end.

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Well if that staff is confident, that’s good enough for me, and it should be good enough for everyone.
40 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It’s not important but has Card done… any?… recruiting for us this off-season? Feel like Ewers is in every photoshoot/Instagram conversation and I’m not even sure Card has access to the internet.

He is too busy practicing, getting ready to take the first snap vs ULM @closetohumping

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