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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Is Lotus corn more credible than Lotus horn?

 

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Is it weird that he prefaced his comment with all the other times he was right? Sounds like he’s trying too hard. 

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    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

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    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.  It's almost lik

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12 minutes ago, MH BEVO said:

Is it weird that he prefaced his comment with all the other times he was right? Sounds like he’s trying too hard. 

I think it's weird that we've discussed his post so much. It's Lotus. Throw enough shit at the wall, some of it will stick. 

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

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So if Addison was so tight-lipped with the staff, why such “confidence” among the staff?

As always nobody knows shit about fuck.

It's interesting that him visiting USC again + reportedly a Bama visit is getting the "shit, it's over," vs. just him visiting USC again. 

Honestly, I've never felt we'd get him, but it almost makes me feel better that he'll have more to think about with an extra visit, because USC seemed like the pretty clear destination before the Bama visit was announced. Not that I believe he'll choose Texas....

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

So if Addison was so tight-lipped with the staff, why such “confidence” among the staff?  

As always nobody knows shit about fuck.

 

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4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Ozark gets real repetitive real fast, but man Julia Garner can get it.

Addison being from Maryland, it would surprise me if he goes to USC unless the amount of the NIL $$'s are just too much to pass up.

Bama probably is front runner...

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

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Like I was saying, I don't really think it's a bad thing that he's going to add a visit. Him leaving from Texas to go visit USC for a second time seemed like the nail in the coffin for Texas. The hope at least remains alive as he further considers things. Time is good. 

17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

but man Julia Garner can get it.

That’s a new one

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Addison being from Maryland, it would surprise me if he goes to USC unless the amount of the NIL $$'s are just too much to pass up.

 

Lol wut

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2 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

That blows.  She was still smoke.

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I’d be happy for him to go to USC because that means we wouldn’t have to see him in Week 2. 

47 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

That’s a new one

I also have a thing for kinky-haired meth dealers living in a double wide.

38 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

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Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I also have a thing for kinky-haired meth dealers living in a double wide.

Salivating all over Spencer Rattler, I see.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Ozark gets real repetitive real fast, but man Julia Garner can get it.

She's an enigma.  In one scene I think she's hot, the next, wtf happened to you.

Just now, Hornlover said:

Salivating all over Spencer Rattler, I see.

Gender fluidity is an obvious must under these circumstances.

2 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I also have a thing for kinky-haired meth dealers living in a double wide.

And that’s fair.

1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Gender fluidity is an obvious must under these circumstances.

That dude is an alien.  The only explanation.  

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

She got the cancer man.

 Cancer Free

 

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

 Cancer Free

 

Is there a group that is for breast cancer?

So Nahlin is saying confidence isn’t building? 

42 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

So Nahlin is saying confidence isn’t building? 

I think he’s saying confidence within the building is building inside the building. Situation is fluid. 
 

 

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30 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

 

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She makes Spencer Rattler look like Kenny Picket

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She has thumb cancer ya dick

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

She has thumb cancer ya dick

Pairs the thumbs with Charlie’s index finger and you can redefine cliches about doing nothing.  Standing around picking your nose with your thumb up your ass, yet you could still lend a hand.  

2 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Gender fluidity is an obvious must under these circumstances.

I forgot you were close with Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

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2 hours ago, ATXbronco said:

 

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She makes Spencer Rattler look like Kenny Picket

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3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

 

All of this NIL stuff is already at a level of fuckery that these guys would never tolerate in their actual business deals, much less when they’re just handing out money to 20 year olds with no way to enforce what they expect to get from handing out the money in the first place.



This is what worries me about Aggie. There are no super wealthy businessmen who are willing to just stupidly give money away with no way to enforce what they expect to get in return ---- with the exception of Aggie. Those fucks are so desperate to matter that they're going to go there and go there fast. It's no way to build a culture or a program but the short term results before the inevitable explosion is certainly worth it for some of them. 

4 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



This is what worries me about Aggie. There are no super wealthy businessmen who are willing to just stupidly give money away with no way to enforce what they expect to get in return ---- with the exception of Aggie. Those fucks are so desperate to matter that they're going to go there and go there fast. It's no way to build a culture or a program but the short term results before the inevitable explosion is certainly worth it for some of them. 

I actually think that Jimbo will luck into a championship by virtue of taken accumulation.  Aggies whole identity is wrapped up in being the best at something.  Whether it be football or an online pole.  It is imbedded into their psyche that they are a disrespected people and that any moment they will rise to their deserved place as a national power.  I have no doubt that they are willing as a fanbase to spend whatever they have to in order to be a "winner".  It would not surprise me if they continue to spend in amounts that would embarrass us in comparison.  It just means more to them.

4 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I actually think that Jimbo will luck into a championship by virtue of taken accumulation.  Aggies whole identity is wrapped up in being the best at something.  Whether it be football or an online pole. It is imbedded into their psyche that they are a disrespected people and that any moment they will rise to their deserved place as a national power.  I have no doubt that they are willing as a fanbase to spend whatever they have to in order to be a "winner".  It would not surprise me if they continue to spend in amounts that would embarrass us in comparison.  It just means more to them.

I think this is not a typo.

48 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

I actually think that Jimbo will luck into a championship by virtue of taken accumulation.  Aggies whole identity is wrapped up in being the best at something.  Whether it be football or an online pole.  It is imbedded into their psyche that they are a disrespected people and that any moment they will rise to their deserved place as a national power.  I have no doubt that they are willing as a fanbase to spend whatever they have to in order to be a "winner".  It would not surprise me if they continue to spend in amounts that would embarrass us in comparison.  It just means more to them.

Lol no. They played their card last class. NIL numbers being thrown around are dwarfing that shit already.

6 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I actually think that Jimbo will luck into a championship by virtue of taken accumulation.  Aggies whole identity is wrapped up in being the best at something.  Whether it be football or an online pole.  It is imbedded into their psyche that they are a disrespected people and that any moment they will rise to their deserved place as a national power.  I have no doubt that they are willing as a fanbase to spend whatever they have to in order to be a "winner".  It would not surprise me if they continue to spend in amounts that would embarrass us in comparison.  It just means more to them.

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6 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I actually think that Jimbo will luck into a championship by virtue of taken accumulation.  Aggies whole identity is wrapped up in being the best at something.  Whether it be football or an online pole.  It is imbedded into their psyche that they are a disrespected people and that any moment they will rise to their deserved place as a national power.  I have no doubt that they are willing as a fanbase to spend whatever they have to in order to be a "winner".  It would not surprise me if they continue to spend in amounts that would embarrass us in comparison.  It just means more to them.

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7 hours ago, CTC2 said:

 they will rise to their deserved place as a national power.  

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8 hours ago, CTC2 said:

I actually think that Jimbo will luck into a championship by virtue of taken accumulation.  Aggies whole identity is wrapped up in being the best at something.  Whether it be football or an online pole.  It is imbedded into their psyche that they are a disrespected people and that any moment they will rise to their deserved place as a national power.  I have no doubt that they are willing as a fanbase to spend whatever they have to in order to be a "winner".  It would not surprise me if they continue to spend in amounts that would embarrass us in comparison.  It just means more to them.

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21 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Is Lotus corn more credible than Lotus horn?

 

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I can say with absolute certainty that the NIL portion of this post is wrong in both directions. UT put a legit package together and USC may not have as much to offer as Riley was claiming. Wherever he goes, NIL is only part of it. 

On 5/12/2022 at 2:51 PM, hookemATL said:

My fetish is people getting their hopes dashed. Don’t mind me I’ll just be in the corner spitting in my palm awaiting the inevitable. 

Mmmmmmm I’m getting close. 

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We won’t and haven’t lost recruitments due to NIL

Addison to Texas never seemed a strong possibility to me...perhaps because I'm just not close enough to the situation to know anything. Regardless, if we can get the ball to the guys we already have, I'll be thrilled. 

27 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Addison to Texas never seemed a strong possibility to me...perhaps because I'm just not close enough to the situation to know anything. Regardless, if we can get the ball to the guys we already have, I'll be thrilled. 

Worthy, Neyor, Whittington, Hall is probably a better 4 man rotation than 95% of schools out there.  Just need to get some depth guys at this point.  If Addison comes, then great.  If not, it at least shows recruits and some of these guys on campus that we’re going to go after the best talent.

34 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

We won’t and haven’t lost recruitments due to NIL

Are you saying legit NIL deals vs other legit NIL deals,  but not counting dirty money?  

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