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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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6 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

What thread do I go to if I want to discuss 2022 transfers?

The " we were told to stop talking about D co-ordinators, or we would get a vacation" page

Boyd is apparently calling Agiye Hall a possession receiver on IT this morning, which is fun. 

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1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

What thread do I go to if I want to discuss 2022 transfers?

That would be the “Hey PK - What would you say you do here?” thread on the Football Forum. It’s apparently Saturnalia Weekend around these parts. 

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1 hour ago, blacklab said:

There's a newly created thread if you want to argue about last years defense and personnel.

Further posts on that topic in this thread will earn some time off.

How come every time I see you post, it's just to bitch about what everyone else posts?

No judgement.... just wondering

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1 minute ago, Lou_Sassle said:

How come every time I see you post, it's just to bitch about what everyone else posts?

Lol. This guy!

Hes the fucking admin. Hes here to keep us animals in line. 

Youre new to the intranets arent you?

1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

How come every time I see you post, it's just to bitch about what everyone else posts?

No judgement.... just wondering

He is kowtax. We pay him 10bux TREE FIDDY and then he keeps us in line. Without him there'd be a bunch of scat or worse, people being even more dumb than normal.

10 hours ago, Red Five said:

Boyd is apparently calling Agiye Hall a possession receiver on IT this morning, which is fun. 

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Yeah one of Ian's most interesting takes. I think he's trying to make him into Lil'Jordan 2.0. I don't  think Hall has played enough football yet to go there. 

How come every time I see you post, it's just to bitch about what everyone else posts?
No judgement.... just wondering

Give him and the 2 likes some time off. LOL
11 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

What thread do I go to if I want to discuss 2022 transfers?

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Yeah one of Ian's most interesting takes. I think he's trying to make him into Lil'Jordan 2.0. I don't  think Hall has played enough football yet to go there. 

It is not a skill set that Sark used at Bama, which makes it even more interesting. Based on that and his portal selections, he is looking for guys that can make every catch a potential TD, not chain movers 

11 minutes ago, Codaxx said:

It is not a skill set that Sark used at Bama, which makes it even more interesting. Based on that and his portal selections, he is looking for guys that can make every catch a potential TD, not chain movers 

Bijan will be a chain mover.  

5 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

How come every time I see you post, it's just to bitch about what everyone else posts?

No judgement.... just wondering

Have you honestly never dealt with upper management before??

44 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread was a lovely catch up. I thought there was some transfer news. 

New here?

 

Just kidding, that was a joke, please don’t give me a vacation as I enjoy reading the threads and occasionally posting. Big fan of your work, have a good day

9 hours ago, immamac said:

This thread was a lovely catch up. I thought there was some transfer news. 

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19 minutes ago, Soccer Dudes Dad said:

"Spirit" lifted.  Who is this?

I'd like to know. Someone (thank you) brought reddit's r/pokies to my attention and I found her pic there. My new favorite distraction

 

Those are different chicks. The OP is Cecelia Rose (@cece_rosee_ on IG)

23 hours ago, futureman said:

what’s the latest on potential transfers?

Can't recall their names, but these two keep on popping up on several threads.

Twin brothers Tommy, James Brockermeyer commit to Alabama | Fort Worth  Star-Telegram

They apparently have a brother on the team.

20 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Can't recall their names, but these two keep on popping up on several threads.

Twin brothers Tommy, James Brockermeyer commit to Alabama | Fort Worth  Star-Telegram

They apparently have a brother on the team.

Fuck 'em

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fuck 'em

Nah, that is a nice family photo. They should send it out for Christmas. It has NFL written all over it.

48 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Can't recall their names, but these two keep on popping up on several threads.

Twin brothers Tommy, James Brockermeyer commit to Alabama | Fort Worth  Star-Telegram

They apparently have a brother on the team.

fuck them and their bitch ass dad

20 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Ian Boy probably still thinks ROJO should be a LB

Well, in fairness, it ROJO had moved to LB, we may not have taken on our most recent transfer. 🤷‍♂️
 

*totally transfer related post

7 hours ago, MoJames said:

Can't recall their names, but these two keep on popping up on several threads.

Twin brothers Tommy, James Brockermeyer commit to Alabama | Fort Worth  Star-Telegram

They apparently have a brother on the team.

My daughters (no pics) and all their friends love to wear their Seaside shirts. Not sure I’ve ever seen a guy wear one. 

Fuck the Brocks

18 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Gonna try to help Deion with transfers😋 

 

Whats up with this dude?  I dont think hes stayed at a school more than 2 years since idk when? 

Is he trying to throw off pursuit?  Or is he just a toxic douche?

16 hours ago, MoJames said:

Can't recall their names, but these two keep on popping up on several threads.

Twin brothers Tommy, James Brockermeyer commit to Alabama | Fort Worth  Star-Telegram

They apparently have a brother on the team.

Fuck the Brocks.

1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

With how big of a bitch their dad is this is all playing out beautifully. 

 

 

Cant wait for them to hit the portal. Sam Houston State is gonna love having them. 

18 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Cant wait for them to hit the portal. Sam Houston State is gonna love having them. 

Smu

I'd still take Tommy

Maybe it’s just that picture but they don’t scream “dominating offensive linemen” to me. They look kinda round.
2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I'd still take Tommy

Not necessary.

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10 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Dude is fucking bad. Got recruited over at two schools. 

I miss something?

On 5/30/2022 at 5:00 PM, Lou_Sassle said:

How come every time I see you post, it's just to bitch about what everyone else posts?

No judgement.... just wondering

He's the Godfather homie. 50 gallon vat of lube and scat pics. Research. 

 

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5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I miss something?

no. just idiots being idiots. 

In my opinion, having an opportunity to play college football on scholarship IS a blessing, but to be BEYOND BLESSED is to be wealthy and not having to work.

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

4 hours ago, The Earl of Texas said:

In my opinion, having an opportunity to play college football on scholarship IS a blessing, but to be BEYOND BLESSED is to be wealthy and not having to work.

I was thinking…

”Is he ‘BEYOND BLESSED’?…

…or is he at Texas Tech in Lubbock?

Because it sure as shit can’t be both.” 👀

On 6/1/2022 at 8:12 AM, LTtxfan said:

Gonna try to help Deion with transfers😋 

 

Just waiting for his first tweet that “The Jack” is lit 🔥…no cap

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