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2022 Transfer Thread - It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

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    God fucking damnit motherfucker. I've been happily lurking on this board for years but your disgusting fucking verbal flatulence about "but but but he's winner and he hurt his thumb :(" have forced me

  • closetojumping
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    Texas and Oregon put the CFB world on tilt with their respective NIL efforts. Many alumni bases are reacting pragmatically and trying to build something competitive of their own that fits their specif

  • Color me surprised that people promising NIL as enticement have not followed through at all and those who have done everything by the book have set expectations that will be met.  It's almost lik

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1 hour ago, OB3 said:

 

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Likely cursed. Do not want.`

9 hours ago, field said:

The twins are not transferring.  They're happy where they are.  Good lord people should just stop with that.  

That's what he said.

On 10/18/2021 at 10:46 AM, field said:

The twins are not transferring.  They're happy where they are.  Good lord people should just stop with that.  

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18 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He doesn’t like the tunnel screen?

While a contraceptive sponge can be fairly effective, it still gives a 14% chance of unwanted pregnancy.

On 10/18/2021 at 11:46 AM, field said:

The twins are not transferring.  They're happy where they are.  Good lord people should just stop with that.  

are you saying this based on your own opinion or do you know somebody close to them? Watching your walk on brother earn a scholarship at your family's legacy school then earn a starting position and play a fuck load has to pull on their heart strings just a little bit. If you know them then that sucks, otherwise, I'll keep being optimistic that they come back to the good guys real soon lol. 

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1 minute ago, Barbacoa said:

Was told Brocks are sticking with Bama. 

Well Fuck them, again.

1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

Watching your walk on brother earn a scholarship at your family's legacy school then earn a starting position and play a fuck load has to pull on their heart strings just a little bit.

That isn't how high level athletics works. Not sure why we feel the need to create favorable scenarios in our heads. The last decade should have made us all wake up from living in Fantasyland, but some of us keep at it. 

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

Well Fuck them, again.

Fuck Tom Herman. And not in a high end prostitute that his wife buys him for their anniversary kind of way. 

2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

are you saying this based on your own opinion or do you know somebody close to them? Watching your walk on brother earn a scholarship at your family's legacy school then earn a starting position and play a fuck load has to pull on their heart strings just a little bit. If you know them then that sucks, otherwise, I'll keep being optimistic that they come back to the good guys real soon lol. 

You keep being optimistic about them transferring and I'll keep being optimistic that I'm going to win the lottery.  Neither is going to happen, though.  They are happy where they are and are not transferring.  

17 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Fuck Tom Herman. And not in a high end prostitute that his wife buys him for their anniversary kind of way. 

If you have enough vodka, there's really no need to spend all that money on a "high-end" one. 

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2 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

are you saying this based on your own opinion or do you know somebody close to them? Watching your walk on brother earn a scholarship at your family's legacy school then earn a starting position and play a fuck load has to pull on their heart strings just a little bit. If you know them then that sucks, otherwise, I'll keep being optimistic that they come back to the good guys real soon lol. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

32 minutes ago, field said:

You keep being optimistic about them transferring and I'll keep being optimistic that I'm going to win the lottery.  Neither is going to happen, though.  They are happy where they are and are not transferring.  

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3 hours ago, Barbacoa said:

Fuck Tom Herman. And not in a high end prostitute that his wife buys him for their anniversary kind of way. 

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6 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

are you saying this based on your own opinion or do you know somebody close to them? Watching your walk on brother earn a scholarship at your family's legacy school then earn a starting position and play a fuck load has to pull on their heart strings just a little bit. If you know them then that sucks, otherwise, I'll keep being optimistic that they come back to the good guys real soon lol. 

Yes I'm sure they're super excited about passing up on National championships I favor of the Texas Bowl. 

15 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Yes I'm sure they're super excited about passing up on National championships I favor of the Texas Bowl. 

It's a much shorter trip for the family to come see them play. 

7 hours ago, WinningIsHard said:

are you saying this based on your own opinion or do you know somebody close to them? Watching your walk on brother earn a scholarship at your family's legacy school then earn a starting position and play a fuck load has to pull on their heart strings just a little bit. If you know them then that sucks, otherwise, I'll keep being optimistic that they come back to the good guys real soon lol. 

Or they know how much he sucks and the lack of talent here scared them more than before 

 
 

Penn state stuff maybe?

Allegedly, they had cameras in the showers/bathrooms or some shot and the videos are circulating around the country.

Not good.
17 minutes ago, Handcruser said:


Penn state stuff maybe?

Allegedly, they had cameras in the showers/bathrooms or some shot and the videos are circulating around the country.

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1 hour ago, Handcruser said:


Penn state stuff maybe?

Allegedly, they had cameras in the showers/bathrooms or some shot and the videos are circulating around the country.

Not good.

They are bound to have some OL and LB transfers that we could use. Pedo state might quit football if there’s any validity to that story. 

21 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

They are bound to have some OL and LB transfers that we could use. Pedo state might quit football if there’s any validity to that story. 

Both their tackles have eligibility. They might be a little skinny, though.

 

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Ht: 6060 | Wt: 320 | Upd: 09/04/2021
Hometown: Waldorf, MD | High School: North Point

 

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Ht: 6050 | Wt: 323 | Upd: 09/04/2021
Hometown: Robbinsville, NJ | High School: The Hun School
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

I'd take anyone from The Hun School.

Shouldn't we focus on some of their defensive guys? Nobody's better at sacking.  

1 minute ago, Gut Wagon said:

Shouldn't we focus on some of their defensive guys? Nobody's better at sacking.  

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lol at the people having hope about the Brocks.  The twins don't give a fuck about Texas.  They were actively trying to get our commits to look elsewhere during their recruitments.

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9 minutes ago, victory88 said:

lol at the people having hope about the Brocks.  The twins don't give a fuck about Texas.  They were actively trying to get our commits to look elsewhere during their recruitments.

Just wait until Tom is their OC next year

Has anyone seen any reporting on the portal success around the country? Like which programs have taken the most and how they are doing. Probably not worth looking at until the end of the season, but I imagine some teams have added a lot of wins.

5 hours ago, Handcruser said:


Penn state stuff maybe?

Allegedly, they had cameras in the showers/bathrooms or some shot and the videos are circulating around the country.

Not good.

Who?

On 10/17/2021 at 7:39 PM, bad_teammate said:

As Roy Damn Mercer would ask, how big a 'ole boy is he?

Ha! I had a buddy who got pranked by Roy Damn By God Mercer, Teri with the bird dog. The next week, Teri harvested a bird dog turd, shellacked it, wrapped it like a present, and mailed it to Roy with a nice little card.

Sorry for the tangent. Portal, portal, something or other...

Here's the call.

 

3 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

Has anyone seen any reporting on the portal success around the country? Like which programs have taken the most and how they are doing. Probably not worth looking at until the end of the season, but I imagine some teams have added a lot of wins.

 

Paywall...

"College football’s All-Portal Team: Which transfers have made the biggest impact at midseason?"

Max Olson Oct 21, 2021

https://theathletic.com/2903939/2021/10/21/college-footballs-all-portal-team-which-transfers-have-made-the-biggest-impact-at-midseason/

6 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Anybody we would give a shit about from Tech?

Idk but half their team portaled in from elsewhere already.

1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

Idk but half their team portaled in from elsewhere already.

So they're used to the transfer portal and wouldn't have difficulty portaling again.

On 10/18/2021 at 12:46 PM, field said:

The twins are not transferring.  They're happy where they are.  Good lord people should just stop with that.  

If I’m not a good lord person can I continue to perpetuate this mindless, never-gonna-happen shit?

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Anybody know what the talk is on 247 from mods about possible big time transfers?

On 10/18/2021 at 11:46 AM, field said:

The twins are not transferring.  They're happy where they are.  Good lord people should just stop with that.  

Why are you talking about the twins when only Tommy has a spot? James can stay. :)

21 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Anybody know what the talk is on 247 from mods about possible big time transfers?

I don’t know but I am on to their shit

21 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

15 starts in his career (4 at Center, 4 at Guard, and 7 on DL).  4 starts at Center were last year.

31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

15 starts in his career (4 at Center, 4 at Guard, and 7 on DL).  4 starts at Center were last year.

Not taking a shot at you Elmer. Any OL from Wisconsin is an automatic 'yes' regardless of his stats.

https://247sports.com/player/kayden-lyles-36785/

I'm confused to if this kid was originally from Wisconsin (Middleton) or Arizona (Scottsdale). If he has any ties to Arizona, then have Bijan open and close the recruitment!

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