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I saw Alan this morning, and you know what I can't figure out?

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You do own rubber gloves?

I rent ’em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.

𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Moooon River𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮

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18 hours ago, Bogeywon said:

Is that with 2 B’s?0

One. B a b a r.

That’s two B’s.

Yes, but I thought you meant together.

Hey there, fella, what's your name? Fluff? Fifi?

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I didn’t want to do this, but I’m afraid I’m gonna have to pull rank on you. I’m with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

Hey, don't talk to me like that, assface. I don't work for you yet. 

 

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Do you have the Beatles White Album?  Nevermind, just bring me a cup of hot fat.  And the head of Alfredo Garcia.

in fact, you purchased the ticket for ms. cavanaugh

doesn't mean i want her sitting next to me, does it?

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