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Who's the bigger asshole? Mom or Tony, who won't stand up to his mom?

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Tony is older than I expected.  But first prize goes to the bride (whatever that prize may be).  She ain't taking any shit.  She must really love that guy. 

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Just now, JulesVerne said:

The mom by far is the problem here. Seriously wow people

If the son had any balls, he would've walked over and escorted his mom out of the wedding venue. 

 

Tony should have called off the wedding right there.  He's never going to hear the end of it from his mother or new wife - ever.

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Either in this video, or somewhere else is a guy with a giant smile on his face who knows he is the luckiest SOB in the world.....Crazy Mother-in-Law's ex-husband.

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Riddle me this, hag?

If your son is flawless, then why is he marrying a woman that you hate?

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Riddle me this, hag?

If your son is flawless, then why is he marrying a woman that you hate?

"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability" / As Good As It Gets 

19 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Tony should have called off the wedding right there.  He's never going to her the end of it from his mother or new wife - ever.

Nah man.  It will miraculously improve after the wedding.

 

What was that 80s movie where Drew Barrymore divorced her parents?

Yeah, that was this guy's only chance at a healthy family life.

Guess who's not invite to Thanksgiving dinner.

 

I had some personal experience with this... My dad was a dick to my wife before we got married. Saying she had loose morals for fucking ME before we got married. Wife (fiancée at the time) even flew 14 hours to see him and get his blessing, he skipped town so he wouldn't have to see us.

My mom, relatives and friends all called him out, and he eventually came around. By the time of the wedding he was in a better place, and actually really likes my wife now. But my wife is still a bit bitter about what happened and it still comes up once in a while.

 

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Guess who's not invite to Thanksgiving dinner.

 

I had some personal experience with this... My dad was a dick to my wife before we got married. Saying she had loose morals for fucking ME before we got married. Wife (fiancée at the time) even flew 14 hours to see him and get his blessing, he skipped town so he wouldn't have to see us.

My mom, relatives and friends all called him out, and he eventually came around. By the time of the wedding he was in a better place, and actually really likes my wife now. But my wife is still a bit bitter about what happened and it still comes up once in a while.

 

Sounds like your old man should have gotten laid more

 

25 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said:

Sounds like your old man should have gotten laid more

 

Well, he got laid at least twice.

Well, he got laid at least twice.
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13 hours ago, Superhero said:

Guess who's not invite to Thanksgiving dinner.

 

I had some personal experience with this... My dad was a dick to my wife before we got married. Saying she had loose morals for fucking ME before we got married. Wife (fiancée at the time) even flew 14 hours to see him and get his blessing, he skipped town so he wouldn't have to see us.

My mom, relatives and friends all called him out, and he eventually came around. By the time of the wedding he was in a better place, and actually really likes my wife now. But my wife is still a bit bitter about what happened and it still comes up once in a while.

 

I guess  ME is better than TX or CA , but thats still a lot of dudes.

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On 7/7/2021 at 2:40 PM, Superhero said:

Guess who's not invite to Thanksgiving dinner.

 

I had some personal experience with this... My dad was a dick to my wife before we got married. Saying she had loose morals for fucking ME before we got married. Wife (fiancée at the time) even flew 14 hours to see him and get his blessing, he skipped town so he wouldn't have to see us.

My mom, relatives and friends all called him out, and he eventually came around. By the time of the wedding he was in a better place, and actually really likes my wife now. But my wife is still a bit bitter about what happened and it still comes up once in a while.

 

How did he know you were banging? Where you living together? How were her parents cool with that?  

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