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What a fucking W there

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I don't know if thats the best win I've ever seen by the MNT - but it's sure as shit the most impressive. 

Unreal. El Tri can keep the lights on and practice pks while their fans drunkenly stumble out in tears. Doesn't matter. 1-0 bitches. 2 in a row.

Oh, the Mexican team has to wait around for their loser medals, right?

Mexico deserved to lose what the fuck was that shit Jesus H Christ. Played like a bunch of pussy ass bitches and lubed their asses in the process. This team has no heart. No chemistry. Just everyone doing their own shit. I ain’t even mad that was just disappointing as fuck.

Congrats you assholes.

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

LOL, Robinson going to get Tata fired and have him go back just to get coached again at Atlanta United.

A-T-L HOE

Robinson just wrote himself a big fucking fat transfer check tonight straight to the Prem.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Is lalas crying? Lol

I'll give Lalas a pass because my eyes are dusty too. Fuck yeah, I love being an American!

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

America IS officially the KINGS of CONCACAF! Recognize bitches!

FIFA, We in America, we speak the President's English

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Mexico deserved to lose what the fuck was that shit Jesus H Christ. Played like a bunch of pussy ass bitches and lubed their asses in the process. This team has no heart. No chemistry. Just everyone doing their own shit. I ain’t even mad that was just disappointing as fuck.

Congrats you assholes.

It’s the haircuts. 

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

Robinson just wrote himself a big fucking fat transfer check tonight straight to the Prem.

But for real though it feels like he needs to move to Fulham with the other Robinson.

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2 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Mexico deserved to lose what the fuck was that shit Jesus H Christ. Played like a bunch of pussy ass bitches and lubed their asses in the process. This team has no heart. No chemistry. Just everyone doing their own shit. I ain’t even mad that was just disappointing as fuck.

Congrats you assholes.

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3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Is lalas crying? Lol

absolutely he is

he's been punched in the nuts by mexico.  literally.   he's bled for the shirt.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Oh, the Mexican team has to wait around for their loser medals, right?

I’m not sure what’s more satisfying: seeing our boys lift the trophy or watching those cocksuckers collect the losers one. 

5 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Mexico deserved to lose what the fuck was that shit Jesus H Christ. Played like a bunch of pussy ass bitches and lubed their asses in the process. This team has no heart. No chemistry. Just everyone doing their own shit. I ain’t even mad that was just disappointing as fuck.

Congrats you assholes.

la tri were undone by the small pitch

4 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Suck a dick el tri

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No teeth, Jnip. Respect your superiors

I just scared the shit out of my dog, and woke up my 10 mo old and my pregnant wife.   Don’t care.   Fuck El Tri!!!!!

Fuckers in CONCACAF telling me, always in Jerry World USMNT ain’t bout this, USMNT ain’t bout that our boys play all over Europe and them He, he they say they don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about USMNT ain’t no hittas USMNT ain’t this USMNT a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t train with that them Y'all know the USMNT got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at Mexico and shit they been on the come up since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' them like that They savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about USMNT I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

I just scared the shit out of my dog, and woke up my 10 mo old and my pregnant wife.

That’s pretty Mexican tbh.

Just now, HenryJames said:

That’s pretty Mexican tbh.

Oops.   We got drunk a few months after the daughter was born.   

Cool angle of Robinson game winner

Oh shit wrong link...

Sorry, it's just that all of Mexico's crushing defeats this summer are running into each other. 

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Fuckers in CONCACAF telling me, always in Jerry World USMNT ain’t bout this, USMNT ain’t bout that our boys play all over Europe and them He, he they say they don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about USMNT ain’t no hittas USMNT ain’t this USMNT a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t train with that them Y'all know the USMNT got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at Mexico and shit they been on the come up since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' them like that They savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about USMNT I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more

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The stage is about as short as the pitch. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Cool angle of Robinson game winner

Oh shit wrong link...

I don’t mind watching that highlight again. Because fuck La Tri, now and forever and  unto ages of ages, amen.

Well that was ridiculous and fun. I was here for Nations League, I was here for this. As always, it is great to follow these games with you all.

 

Now let's go and punch our fucking ticket to Qatar!

Reddit hits sometimes 

The best two teams in CONCACAF are the US and the US reserves

Dear Mexico, I Love your country, I love your music, booze, food, history, culture, etc. 

I fucking hate El Tri and your fans. FUCK YOU PUTOS. 

Best part of tonight is Vegas is full of pissed off Mexican fans drinking modelo and shitty tequila bitching about el Yanqui and adding to our tax coffers. 

 

No, Rob Stone. La Tri are fucking “b” team; WE ARE THE A TEAM. 

5 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dear Mexico, I Love your country, I love your music, booze, food, history, culture, etc. 

I fucking hate El Tri and your fans. FUCK YOU PUTOS. 

Best part of tonight is Vegas is full of pissed off Mexican fans drinking modelo and shitty tequila bitching about el Yanqui and adding to our tax coffers. 

 

goddamn Circus Circus is gonna be lit af tonight 

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