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Just now, ztejas said:

Missed the first half. Notes?

total fucking goat rodeo. even if the sponsor fix wasn't in, it looks like half our team is on a qatari payroll

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1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

We pass backwards really well.

Qatar counterattacks really well.

Matt Turner makes saves really well.
 

Any bright spots outside keeper? 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Any bright spots outside keeper? 

honestly? no. except that qatar hasn't been awarded a penalty yet i guess, but not for lack of trying. i would guess they get at least one penalty the way this game has been officiated. 

Any bright spots outside keeper? 
Not for us.

That Afif guy is good.

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Sounds like I'm better for tuning in late.

Maybe we can shithouse another one. 

17 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Is there a link to watch without a TV provider? We got rid of DTV two weeks ago. 

try hesgoal dot com

Bringing some good energy to start. Just need to string some passes together.

Wow we got away with a clear pen there.

Unless VAR can reverse it? Seems like play went on too long.

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CONCACAF remains a shitshow. Who was the yellow even on? Can you really go back and award a pen after open play has produced a card after that point? 

Qatar beats mexico too.

for the hype of world cup 

 

they will win here for sure after this pk

So is the card rescinded*?

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1 minute ago, elguapo said:

Ball don’t lie

Well... it did lie on that one. 

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Zardes winner 86th minute.

Book it pendejos. 

Can I get a quick, 2 min podcast spot for this ridiculous call? @immamac if not cool - and I actually don't really want to do it anyway 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Zardes winner 86th minute.

Book it pendejos. 

Nah. Great white hoppe 

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Nah. Great white hoppe 

If Hoppe wins it where are we putting the statue?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Well... it did lie on that one. 

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Just now, ztejas said:

And nipple remains on the pitch.

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I have a soft spot for him. His high school sweet heart and when he played for Tj. That chick was hella bad. 
 

but then he cheated and she vented hard on the ig. I wish I remembered her name. She was super fine 

Lletget sucks so much fucking dick. 

7 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

I have a soft spot for him. His high school sweet heart and when he played for Tj. That chick was hella bad. 
 

but then he cheated and she vented hard on the ig. I wish I remembered her name. She was super fine 

Found her 

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DO SOMETHING WITH THE FUCKING BALL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION 17?

We have them on the ropes. They're tired. And we... do... nothing.

taking off your most disruptive player? bold strategy, cotton. 

they are playing for extra time and penalties now i think. that bodes well for us i reckon

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Bringing off Hoppe?

Fucking Beerholder.

Retarded. He's 20 years old. If he's tired... good. Find a 2nd wind and put one in the back. 

Yet Lletget is going the full 90. 

Gerg is such a worthless fuck.

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How the fuck is that not a card!

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Hoppe is right to be pissed and I'm glad to fucking see it. 

Berhalter using the handshake to yank him toward the bench is all i need to know. Fuck that dude

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23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Zardes winner 86th minute.

Book it pendejos. 

Bow to me.

25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Zardes winner 86th minute.

Book it pendejos. 

Woah

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