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Should have been a damn pk before that but we’ll worked goal. I like Zardes as a sub. Good shit. 

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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

Go buy a lotto ticket my man

Eh. That's probably my luck for the day. 

Not that it was a totally random prediction. Had a feeling. 

So run Zardes out as a homeless man’s 2014 Lukaku for qualifying and Qatar.  I don’t need to see him start.  But he can fucking destroy some tired fullbacks after the 75th minute. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

nine fucking minutes based on fucking what

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MAXIMUM CONCACAF!!!!

What are these guys doing?!?!? They need to play keep away, not go toward goal.

i don't want to be in qatar's group next november

fifa currently cooking up a training program to re-skill unemployed big12 zebras

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't want to be in qatar's group next november

fifa currently cooking up a training program to re-skill unemployed big12 zebras

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Won't you help FIFA find homes for Big 12 referees? 

10 minutes of extra time and some of those calls....man i still think the fix was in. we barely escaped that match. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

10 minutes of extra time and some of those calls....man i still think the fix was in. we barely escaped that match. 

 

The Fix wasn't in. The Beerholder was in.

i'm with hayden on the fix

also i think rob stone talking about the keeper pool just now and he didn't mention horvath who should very much be in the conversation for Qatar after his performance in denver

not sure if it's in the nats thread i'm behind but horvath signed with forest on a free 2 weeks ago

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i don't want to be in qatar's group next november

Going back to this, they weren't bad, but do you think they put any worry into the first team? This B-C squad just beat them, and ignoring the win, kept them off the board. You run our #1 team out there, and I think we win 3-0. 

31 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

The Fix wasn't in. The Beerholder was in.

i know we are supposed to dislike the guy but his subs just got us in the final

wow, imagine that, la tri fans can keep their pieholes shut for a moment of silence for the dos santos' dad's passing today

8 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i know we are supposed to dislike the guy but his subs just got us in the final

Blind squirrel finds a nut? It's not like those subs took a degree in rocket surgery. They were obvious moves.

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Weird game.

0-45th minute - angry

45th- first set of subs - angrier

next set of subs - angriest

goal and win.  Oh.  Ok.

3 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Had no idea t here were this many Qatari in Texas. Huge turnout for them so far.

Also, no bottles and cans. Everything gets poured in a cup. I guess so there’s no missles.

JNip’s cousins helped that.   Was the same way at JerruhWorld on Sunday.  The pinnacle of recycling….. 

51 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Weird game.

0-45th minute - angry

45th- first set of subs - angrier

next set of subs - angriest

goal and win.  Oh.  Ok.

Pretty much. Also that fucking penalty god damnit. That was a terrible touch and the ball was headed out of bounds. Fuck El Tri

I get upset with Zardes and Lletget, but both had excellent games.   We looked like a different team the last 40 minutes 

1 minute ago, Ted Lange said:

but both had excellent games.

Um. Lletget held the ball up well but did dick to create chances and had way too many deer in the headlights moments for me. I'd rather a guy lose possession a few times trying to create a chance than just backpass and hold the ball until the defense catches up.

Oh shit. Not watching but El Tri not out of the woods yet. 

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Until someone beats the fuck out of one of them it will never stop. I would like to call Onyewu out of retirement for that purpose.
9 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Yea someone needs to knock them fuck out for that bullshit

Concacaf can't keep bailing you out you fucks haha fuck you

I am at a loss for words to describe how terrible that Canadian free kick was.

 

It was Beckham v Turkey esque in futility.

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Damn that was close. Another FC Dallas academy guy

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Puto chant burning Mexico again

Jnip is so proud.  

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