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5 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

check out the voice of this announcer on univision- dude sounds like Mexican Andre the Giant.

That’s El Perro.

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5 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

God I hate throwing out a C team against a B+ Mexico.

makes me feel like we really really need to score first. mexico with a lead against this team will be like sharks with blood in the water.

Just now, shadow_operative said:

makes me feel like we really really need to score first. mexico with a lead against this team will be like sharks with blood in the water.

Agreed, but not too early. Like maybe early 2nd half? I have a feeling Beerholder will try to park the bus then, and that would be like England in the WC final.

Bruh

How much does his club pay him?

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Agreed, but not too early.

We're good then, right?

Just now, Captain Ron said:

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT?!?!?!

There's a reason he didn't last in Liga MX and I consider myself a bit of a Nipple fan.

Just now, ztejas said:

Bruh

How much does his club pay him?

Well that's too much.

What is Lletget even trying to do there? Hit someone on the wall in the nuts?

Um. That was clearly offsides. Really?

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Was the Mexico fan with the cape wearing an El Chapo mask?

I hope so.

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Was the Mexico fan with the cape wearing an El Chapo mask?

Still not a dumb as that Mexico fan with the replica World Cup.

Was the Mexico fan with the cape wearing an El Chapo mask?

Makes sense, after 40 years this fucking base can’t come up with any new original thought.

If you squint hard enough it almost looks like Pulisic is running down that right side. 

Of all of the dumb shit we've done tonight that back pass turnover by belo might be the worst. 

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Turner is standing on his head

Save for that dumb giveaway but that diving Mexican pussy let him off the hook for that one anyway. 

That might be the best pass Lleget has ever made in his entire life. 

5 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Of all of the dumb shit we've done tonight that back pass turnover by belo might be the worst. 

Still can't be dumber than Paul Arriola's blown guaranteed goal. 

There is going to be like 7 minutes first half stoppage time

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Still can't be dumber than Paul Arriola's blown guaranteed goal. 

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Omg that challenge by Reggie made my asshole clench. Please don't hand them a pen.

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Still can't be dumber than Paul Arriola's blown guaranteed goal. 

 

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

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I mean... Nipple did the right thing though. He just whiffed. 

Hoppe's been pretty good tonight considering he's our 5th best option at the 9.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

 

I mean... Nipple did the right thing though. He just whiffed. 

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Arriola has absolutely nothing in his bag, does he? 

Oh look, another opportunity for Arriola to fuck up. Please sub his ass out. 

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