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1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

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No no no... THAT was dumb. 

The first one was just horrible execution. 

Mexico is so exposed to the counter right now but it’s because they know we have nobody that will burn them. Arriola is a black hole. We can’t string three consecutive passes together to play out of trouble and make them pay. This is so freaking ugly. Might as well just put in Dike and go route 1. 

I don’t know shit about soccer, but just watching this I’d say the US is dominating. Way bigger/faster than Mexico. Mexico has put up more shots but none of them have really gotten close, US has much higher quality shots, just got unlucky. Especially on that one that hit the post. I’d say US wins this 1-0 or 2-0. 

I don’t know shit about soccer, but just watching this I’d say the US is dominating. Way bigger/faster than Mexico. Mexico has put up more shots but none of them have really gotten close, US has much higher quality shots, just got unlucky. Especially on that one that hit the post. I’d say US wins this 1-0 or 2-0. 
You could've stopped after those first six words.
6 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:
10 minutes ago, Helobious said:
I don’t know shit about soccer, but just watching this I’d say the US is dominating. Way bigger/faster than Mexico. Mexico has put up more shots but none of them have really gotten close, US has much higher quality shots, just got unlucky. Especially on that one that hit the post. I’d say US wins this 1-0 or 2-0. 

You could've stopped after those first six words.

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6 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I don’t know shit about soccer, but just watching this I’d say the US is dominating. Way bigger/faster than Mexico. Mexico has put up more shots but none of them have really gotten close, US has much higher quality shots, just got unlucky. Especially on that one that hit the post. I’d say US wins this 1-0 or 2-0. 

Yep, and the rest of your statement proves the first part.

The US has had their chances, but Mexico is in command of this game. Shots represent a chance to score, you might not get them all, but if you are outshooting the other team a lot of times you are going to win because you are going to have a lot better chance of getting one of those through.

Mexico is also doing so much more with the ball, they are creating better chances. US has size? And, have done little with it. They aren't physically dominating this game.

 

I don't disagree the US can win this game, but Mexico has been the better team.

I'm really not sure I'm going to make it through this one without downing a gallon of bleach. 

It was nice knowing y'all.

Just now, Trey3216 said:

Jesus.   Lletget just can’t figure out his own feet 

That was a nice through ball to him but he was just standing there with no thought that the ball might come his way

Just now, WBT said:

That was a nice through ball to him but he was just standing there with no thought that the ball might come his way

Yep.  Aka, he isn’t anticipating shit and he can’t find his feet on a beautiful through ball.    

Hey did you guys know? Saeed Martinez is 29 years old and the youngest ever to officiate a Gold Cup Final?

That was a nice through ball to him but he was just standing there with no thought that the ball might come his way
I don't know what he was thinking. His first step was parallel to the goal.

This would be a monumental choke job by Mexico. 

We really not going to make a sub and just let them continue to over run our tired legs?

This would be a monumental choke job by Mexico. 
Why don't you do your sorcery thing and make USA score at your command? Might be our best chance.

James Sands's favorite musical group is Queen because he's under pressure.

If Hoppe scores the shit talking will be tremendous. 

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

James Sands's favorite musical group is Queen because he's under pressure.

I always thought he was more of a Billy Joel guy

 

 

3 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:
6 minutes ago, ztejas said:
This would be a monumental choke job by Mexico. 

Why don't you do your sorcery thing and make USA score at your command? Might be our best chance.

Because I have no idea what is going to happen. The Zardes goal was just a gut feeling I had based on how the game was going. 

4 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

James Sands's favorite musical group is Queen because he's under pressure.

Arriola loves Kanye West because he doesn't finish albums. 

How the fuck do you nutmeg someone like that then make such a dogshit pass?

And Zardes is not onside...

Moore, Vines and Roldan??!!! Fucking serious Gergg??!!

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Thank god for a bad pass, spared Arriola the embarrassment of what he would do.

Imagine if we had Reyna out there instead of Nipple. Just that one adjustment. 

Fuck me man.

GOOD THING LLEGET STARTS EVERY GAME AND NOT ROLDAN, AM I RIGHT GREG?

And yeah Hoppe is going to need to drill something. Only guy out there that doesn't seem afraid to shoot. 

 

I can't do anything but laugh at this point.

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