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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm trying to think of a worse shot making display that I've ever seen from the USMNT.

This is trending up there. 

Luckily Mexico is right there with us.

CP ain't walking through that door.

Better find one in the next 30 because I'm not liking anyone on the pitch in pks. 

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Luckily Mexico is right there with us.

I actually think we've created better chances. If only slightly.

But yes... we should have conceded a couple ourselves. 

I'm far from being pissed about this game. We've had several chances to steal this thing and we get another 30 minutes to do so.

God, these replays are painful to watch.

 

Why do I get the feeling that when the ball is coming to Zardes, all that is going though his mind is OHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCK ?

1 minute ago, berlinerbaer said:

I'm far from being pissed about this game. We've had several chances to steal this thing and we get another 30 minutes to do so.

There isn't a whole lot to be pissed about. I didn't love the subs but Gerg doesn't have a lot to work with. 

I'm mostly bemused and laughing to myself.

I can’t recall a more exciting 0-0 game.

Butt puckering but this is fun.

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

God, these replays are painful to watch.

 

Why do I get the feeling that when the ball is coming to Zardes, all that is going though his mind is OHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCK ?

you might be picking that up from me

Look... Acosta has been fine. But long term we can't have a 6 that can't at least deliver a corner in bounds for fuck's sake.

1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Hoppe has some Dempsey in him. Hope he gets a ton of run in B2 this year.

lot's of gossip about something much better

5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

God, these replays are painful to watch.

 

Why do I get the feeling that when the ball is coming to Zardes, all that is going though his mind is OHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCKOHSHITOHFUCK ?

this zardes

 

 

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1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Hoppe has some Dempsey in him. Hope he gets a ton of run in B2 this year.

Attitude/mentality wise absolutely. Play style a bit too. I think Dempsey was a little shiftier/stronger with the ball but Hoppe is taller and has a bigger leg. And obviously he has plenty of room to grow. 

We look like we are happy just to get to PKs right now. Just fire drill defense.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Zardes is hurt and gassed so Gergg is leaving him in.

 

He's probably trying to find a way to get Jonathan Bornstein in the game.

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

He's probably trying to find a way to get Jonathan Bornstein in the game.

As long as we can get Yuell out there before pks.

Just now, TexasMan said:

I like Hoppe's confidence 

Yeah I'd like to see his swag with the 1s and see what happens.

Woman in her 40’s who dresses up as Wonder Woman for a USMNT game…I’d like to get sloppy drunk at a karaoke bar with her some time.

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Woman in her 40’s who dresses up as Wonder Woman for a USMNT game…I’d like to get sloppy drunk at a karaoke bar with her some time.

Oh for sure would defiantly bang her 

holy shit, Zardes put a shot on frame

23 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm trying to think of a worse shot making display that I've ever seen from the USMNT.

This is trending up there. 

Miss me?

 

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Just now, WBT said:

holy shit, Zardes put a shot on frame

Yeah, but right at the keeper

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Dike for Zardes now please.

Talking about who you want to take a penalty.

I don't want any of these guys taking a penalty. 

6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seem on another thread: this is like watching Austin FC play Austin FC.

This is way more fun than watching Austin FC. 

Someone please score, becuase I am sure that PKs are going to end up being 1-0.

 

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