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2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

The Haitian who just took the shot on goal has tits.

Is he professional?

I don't think that jersey is doing him any favors.

Mix of good and bad from Moore. Overall, there's some promise of "serviceable depth." Good example why I enjoy seeing our second- and third-stringers in tournaments like this.

Hey Lewis maybe try doing something with the ball?

Was that too far in front for Zardes or did he just whiff on a chance? Why do I feel like the latter is more likely?

And makes a dumbass foul right outside the box. Please quit capping this guy. 

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Hey Lewis maybe try doing something with the ball?

Yeah, that was infuriating. I'm trying to be casual about this, but seeing a guy just sit with the ball until dispossessed despite multiple options is ... frustrating.

Wait WTF… just saw  USA’s lineup, where are the better players? Saving them for the olympics? Lol. Nuh seriously, what’s going on? 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Was that too far in front for Zardes or did he just whiff on a chance? Why do I feel like the latter is more likely?

A world-class right-footed striker gets his left foot on it and redirects for a goal.

MLS-grade nets you an off-balance stab that whiffs badly.

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Shaq Moore

who is that GIF

Someone that won’t swing the ball 90 degrees the wrong way like Conor would this evening.  

Just now, Trey3216 said:

Someone that won’t swing the ball 90 degrees the wrong way like Conor would this evening.  

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5 minutes ago, JNip said:

Wait WTF… just saw  USA’s lineup, where are the better players? Saving them for the olympics? Lol. Nuh seriously, what’s going on? 

The European players were never going to be a part of the Gold Cup.  They're getting a rest cause European football and all.

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This lineup + these tactics are infuriating.

When you run a 4-3-3 against an inferior opponent w/ 70% of the possession, you should hear the names "Lletget", "Yuell", and "Acosta" over and over and over.  As it stands, they're almost completely anonymous.  And, as usual, Zardes is just running around randomly like my 6 year-old in an AYSO game.

Shaq seems to be a stud.

8 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

They're in reserve until Chucky's healthy.

Classic! Let’s make fun of a terrible injury. What’s next? Let’s laugh at Erikssen. 

37 minutes ago, ztejas said:

So... is this Shaq guy actually a back? He seems more like a winger to me... 

Color guy wondering the same thing 😂

He probably has a better chance to make the national team at right wing. We’re stacked at right back. Dest, Yedlin, Reggie Cannon, Bryan Reynolds. 

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Oh.  And FFFFFFFF you Heineken.  Your beer already tasted like ass.  Your ad is worse.

1 minute ago, JNip said:

Classic! Let’s make fun of a terrible injury. What’s next? Let’s laugh at Erikssen. 

What's classic is you making a tacky, Farva-esque joke, getting some shit in return, and then nailing yourself to a fucking cross cuz you're a pussy who can't take it.

4 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

What's classic is you making a tacky, Farva-esque joke, getting some shit in return, and then nailing yourself to a fucking cross cuz you're a pussy who can't take it.

One thing is making fun of USA for not making the olympics, another is to laugh at a terrible injury. Whatever man.
 

All good man, enjoy cheering against Mexico in the male soccer part of the olympics because that’s all that you have going for yourself. 

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2 minutes ago, JNip said:

One thing is making fun of USA for not making the olympics, another is to laugh at a terrible injury. Whatever man.

All good man, enjoy cheering against Mexico in the male soccer part of the olympics because that’s all that you have going for yourself. 

I'm not laughing at Chucky's injury. I'm laughing at your juvenile ass. You made a tacky comment and I responded in kind.

What I wrote is factually correct--Hirving is out at least 4-6 weeks; our Euro youngsters are resting until the September WCQ. So, yeah, they won't see the pitch for the US until Chucky is healthy.

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4 minutes ago, JNip said:

 
All good man, enjoy cheering against Mexico in the male soccer part of the olympics because that’s all that you have going for yourself. 

Well that and our younger players kicking your ass in the last game...

Zardes not even running hard. So sick of watching this dude. 

We're going to concede something stupid. I can almost guarantee it. Need 2 on the board. 

Zardes not even running hard. So sick of watching this dude. 
Could be worse.

Could be Jozy.

Not sure the US back line would look good with the first teamers in.

As much talent and depth that is emerging in midfield and forward, we seem to be in a bit of an abyss defensively.

And yet Hoppe sits on the bench... 

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I read where Lewis really isn't even a starter for his MLS team.  I can kind of see why.

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Could be worse.

Could be Jozy.

I'm not sure Jozy is physically capable of running hard. 

How much did Qatar pay to get invited to this?  Seems to be Qatar Airways shit everywhere.  Obviously it's a drop in the bucket compared to what they paid for the World Cup.

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54th min.  Lletget gets the ball on a breakaway.  The ball gets caught under his feet TWICE allowing 3 Haitians to catch up to him in less than 20 yards.

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1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I'm not sure Jozy is physically capable of running hard. 

Just his mouth.

54th min.  Lletget gets the ball on a breakaway.  The ball gets caught under his feet TWICE allowing 3 Haitians to catch up to him in less than 20 yards.
But, but, but.... there was a video fluff piece earlier on him....

Little known fact: Haiti's Ade is best known for his role as Tyrone the Getaway Driver in Snatch. That movie is now 21 years old. I'd say he's aged well.

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31 minutes ago, JNip said:

Wait WTF… just saw  USA’s lineup, where are the better players? Saving them for the olympics? Lol. Nuh seriously, what’s going on? 

FUCK YOU JNIP back to your old shit within 24 hours

FUCK YOU TROLLING SON OF A BITCH YOU SHOULD BE BANNED

2 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Little known fact: Haiti's Ade is best known for his role as Tyrone the Getaway Driver in Snatch. That movie is now 21 years old. I'd say he's aged well.

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It was a funny angle.

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Geez.  Is there not a manlier way to put a heart monitor on a soccer player?

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Geez.  Is there not a manlier way to put a heart monitor on a soccer player?

Yes.

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