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I thought he did a fine job during the spring game, certainly as well or better than many with more experience. 

Always cool to see someone get their shot to fulfill their dreams. Someday, you guys will see me win the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, and I'll finally get the respect that has been denied me here. I should have never posted my interpretive dance video celebrating the career of Greg Davis. 

2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Always cool to see someone get their shot to fulfill their dreams. Someday, you guys will see me win the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, and I'll finally get the respect that has been denied me here. I should have never posted my interpretive dance video celebrating the career of Greg Davis. 

Was that the one where it consistently looked like you were gonna dance your way downstage, only to have you fall off into the wings several feet before?

3 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Always cool to see someone get their shot to fulfill their dreams. Someday, you guys will see me win the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, and I'll finally get the respect that has been denied me here. I should have never posted my interpretive dance video celebrating the career of Greg Davis. 

   We have no doubt that you will excel at swallowing phallic shaped objects whole. God Speed!

17 hours ago, Thatguy said:

   We have no doubt that you will excel at swallowing phallic shaped objects whole. God Speed!

And  with Mayo, no relish. Even Hank will celebrate with you.

  • 1 month later...

Seen Sam on ESPN a couple times this week. He's so much more palatable than his brother. Seems like a genuinely nice guy that brings a lot of positive energy.

  • 5 months later...
5 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

acho just went on national tv and said Mahomes is not a top five qb. smdh 

Oh good Lord.  How can he say that other than to create drama and/or become an attention whore?  Who did he list ahead of him and by what criteria did he make such a comment?

Edited by mininghorn88

5 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Oh good Lord.  How can he say that other than to create drama and/or become an attention whore?  Who did he list ahead of him and by what criteria did he make such a comment?

allen, stafford, rodgers, hebert, burrow 

13 minutes ago, MontereyMXmuthafucka said:

allen, stafford, rodgers, hebert, burrow 

Allen is one I would question above Mahomes... others... his argument is there

Edited by MonkeyDoughnut

4 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Allen is one I would question above Mahomes... others... his argument is there

How could you question Josh Allen, Stafford is the one that doesn't belong. Mahomes is still great but his past 2 seasons have ended in head scratchers

28 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

How can he say that other than to create drama and/or become an attention whore? 

Which Acho brother are we talking about again?

Sure, but Mahomes has been a starter 4 years…4 AFC championship games, 2 Super Bowls, and one Super Bowl win. I think he can be considered top 5.

it's the offseason.  they just need shit to talk about.

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Like the Acho family, the Mahomes have a good and a douche brother.  Easy to confuse …

Which one is the good Acho?

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Which one is the good Acho?

Apparently, Sam had a moment of temporary insanity.  That’s what separates him from Manny.

27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

it's the offseason.  they just need shit to talk about.

Exactly. Its not often that I listen to him, but EVERY time I hear Cowherd on the air, he says something equally stupid. Stephen A Smith about as often. Next check their salaries. Dont hate the player, hate the game. Or hate 'em both, I dont care. But if you want to get paid in that industry, you gotta figure out a way to get noticed. If you're just repeating the same shit as everyone else, its harder to get noticed, so sometimes saying controversial shit (related to sports) pays. 

45 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Exactly. Its not often that I listen to him, but EVERY time I hear Cowherd on the air, he says something equally stupid. Stephen A Smith about as often. Next check their salaries. Dont hate the player, hate the game. Or hate 'em both, I dont care. But if you want to get paid in that industry, you gotta figure out a way to get noticed. If you're just repeating the same shit as everyone else, its harder to get noticed, so sometimes saying controversial shit (related to sports) pays. 

Yeah, but Colin Cowherd and Stephen A. Smith are professional trolls.  They're not serious sports commentators and they're not trying to be.

I really hope this is a case of Sam saying something stupid while trying to say something smart and not a case of him aiming for the troll career.  God knows there are too many of those already.

Sam is a mentally disabled fuckwad. If there was a way to sew his mouth to his asshole, the world would be a better place.

On 7/7/2021 at 4:25 PM, Lobo said:

Was that the one where it consistently looked like you were gonna dance your way downstage, only to have you fall off into the wings several feet before?

With DJ Monroe outside in line waiting to enter the theater…

45 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Sam is a mentally disabled fuckwad. If there was a way to sew his mouth to his asshole, the world would be a better place.

My.

13 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Cancel da Achos

We make our stand now or there will be nobody left to go to da' Acho'!

2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Sam is a mentally disabled fuckwad. If there was a way to sew his mouth to his asshole, the world would be a better place.

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10 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Gottlieb gonna rethink this “uncomfortable conversation with a black man”

Yeah, fuck the haters, I love Emmanuel Acho.

Sure, he's a media troll. But he's our motherfucking media troll, dammit!

Sounds like a tryout to replace Skip and Shannon.

What a bitch fest.

9 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Gottlieb gonna rethink this “uncomfortable conversation with a black man”

Trash all around.  Sam’s take was trash.  Doug’s comment was trash. Manny was acting like trash and he also called his brothers rake trash. As someone else mentioned, maybe a Doug and manny show is on the horizon. 

What an embarrassing mess.

Boy, I'd almost rather talk about the USFL than this.

Both Achos are honestly terrible on TV. Which isn’t saying much these days, hence their continued employment by ESPN.
 

Sam seems like less of an asshole and has some redeeming qualities, but Manny is the ultimate dickhead. Fuck that guy. Perfect microcosm of late-stage Mack.

I'm o.k. with the annoying Acho shitting on Gottlieb on twitter. This guy is so unfunny and annoying it's crazy he's on Tee Vee

 

1 hour ago, Loop 1604 said:

Sam seems like less of an asshole and has some redeeming qualities, but Manny is the ultimate dickhead. Fuck that guy. Perfect microcosm of late-stage Mack.

Pretty much nailed it. 

2 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

Both Achos are honestly terrible on TV. Which isn’t saying much these days, hence their continued employment by ESPN.
 

Sam seems like less of an asshole and has some redeeming qualities, but Manny is the ultimate dickhead. Fuck that guy. Perfect microcosm of late-stage Mack.

100% this. 

17 hours ago, taybo20 said:

Gottlieb gonna rethink this “uncomfortable conversation with a black man”

Classic case of “when assholes collide.”

  • 3 weeks later...

Former Texas football and NFL linebacker Emmanuel Acho will be the school's keynote speaker at UT's 139th spring commencement in May, the school announced on Thursday.

Acho, who is the host of  “Uncomfortable Conversations with a Black Man,” won an Emmy award for the video series. He also co-hosts Fox Sports' afternoon studio show "Speak for Yourself."

“Emmanuel Acho embodies the best of our university,” UT President Jay Hartzell said in a press release. “He is a Longhorn who exemplifies impact through excellence, bravery, perseverance and resilience. The challenges and opportunities our graduates will face call for his valuable perspectives on the need for conversations with each other about difficult or uncomfortable issues, and how one can live in a world of possibility rather than a world of limits.”

8 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Former Texas football and NFL linebacker Emmanuel Acho will be the school's keynote speaker at UT's 139th spring commencement in May, the school announced on Thursday.

Acho, who is the host of  “Uncomfortable Conversations with a Black Man,” won an Emmy award for the video series. He also co-hosts Fox Sports' afternoon studio show "Speak for Yourself."

“Emmanuel Acho embodies the best of our university,” UT President Jay Hartzell said in a press release. “He is a Longhorn who exemplifies impact through excellence, bravery, perseverance and resilience. The challenges and opportunities our graduates will face call for his valuable perspectives on the need for conversations with each other about difficult or uncomfortable issues, and how one can live in a world of possibility rather than a world of limits.”

Jesus Christ 

35 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Former Texas football and NFL linebacker Emmanuel Acho will be the school's keynote speaker at UT's 139th spring commencement in May, the school announced on Thursday.

Acho, who is the host of  “Uncomfortable Conversations with a Black Man,” won an Emmy award for the video series. He also co-hosts Fox Sports' afternoon studio show "Speak for Yourself."

“Emmanuel Acho embodies the best of our university,” UT President Jay Hartzell said in a press release. “He is a Longhorn who exemplifies impact through excellence, bravery, perseverance and resilience. The challenges and opportunities our graduates will face call for his valuable perspectives on the need for conversations with each other about difficult or uncomfortable issues, and how one can live in a world of possibility rather than a world of limits.”

I do not remember who spoke at my commencement in 1988.

I am so thankful that McRaven spoke at my daughter's commencement in may 2014.  It was memorable.

I suspect that Acho's will be memorable as well but for different reasons.

On 2/20/2022 at 9:52 PM, Rimbo said:

Yeah, fuck the haters, I love Emmanuel Acho.

Sure, he's a media troll. But he's our motherfucking media troll, dammit!

I wouldn't claim him.

32 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

I do not remember who spoke at my commencement in 1988.

I am so thankful that McRaven spoke at my daughter's commencement in may 2014.  It was memorable.

I suspect that Acho's will be memorable as well but for different reasons.

That was one of McRaven's opening remarks. he said he had no idea who spoke at his so something like "if you can't be memorable be brief". Of course he was memorable.

3 minutes ago, AUinHsv said:

That was one of McRaven's opening remarks. he said he had no idea who spoke at his so something like "if you can't be memorable be brief". Of course he was memorable.

I met a navy Seal while on a business trip to Utah recently. I told him that McRaven spoke at my daughter's graduation.  He immediately knew what I was talking about as he basically had the speech memorized.  He went on to tell me a couple of cool stories about McRaven too.

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