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Paperback book "Thinking Texas Football" 2021 edition by Scipio

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Scipio is a good guy and a great longhorn. The 2021 version of his book is out and I recommend you buy it as the majority of you need to learn a thing or two about football based on the garbage that is posted in this forum on a daily basis.

Available in a few different formats in a few different places.

Amazon Paperback
Apple
Smashwords
 

 

 

He's said in the past he gets the biggest cut from people buying it on Smashwords, but I think it's better publicity buying it on Amazon, reviewing it, and getting it higher in the search results. I've always bought it on Smashwords and uploaded the file to my Google Books account and read it on my tablet/phone, then left a review on Amazon.

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I always get Scipio and Hank Scorpio confused.  

The thought of Hank Scorpio writing a book really amused me. 

Copy the whole thing and paste it in the recruiting thread inside a spoiler that says “Gerry” or “IT”. 

He used to pimp this on Barking Carnival...just went there looking for the Kindle version and that site is dead as shit.  Last post was January.

With a name like that, he should be wearing a tweed snap-brim cap. 

Just received my copy today. I go old school with important reading.

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Just purchased a paper copy for my son.  He's 14 and essentially Rainman when it comes to football.  

On 7/8/2021 at 6:55 PM, Sawbonz said:

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Let's take a look at the reviews . . .

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Reviewed in the United States on August 9, 2016

 
Longhorn Bob, what you’ve written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent tome were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone On the interwebs is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2014

 
This book is a terrible, shameless masturbatory act of the most heinous kind of self-aggrandizement. If you read this book you will catch a disease. I think. I have not read this book. I award it no stars. I actually think somebody owes me financial compensation for having seen the cover.

 

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Hopefully I get my hard copy today. Paul is a good dude and great Longhorn fan. 

I got mine today, ordered from Amazon.  It says it was printed two days ago in Coppell.  That's pretty crazy.

On 7/8/2021 at 2:36 PM, blacklab said:

the majority of you need to learn a thing or two about football based on the garbage that is posted in this forum on a daily basis.
 

 

 

ouch!

On 7/8/2021 at 5:55 PM, Sawbonz said:

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Bus tickets not included. 

On 7/8/2021 at 2:36 PM, blacklab said:

Scipio is a good guy and a great longhorn. The 2021 version of his book is out and I recommend you buy it as the majority of you need to learn a thing or two about football based on the garbage that is posted in this forum on a daily basis.

Available in a few different formats in a few different places.

Amazon Paperback
Apple
Smashwords
 

 

 

Scipio...

Everyone Gets a Trophy Podcast: 

 "Horn Recruitin' & Phil Steele Sex Appeal"     (July 6th, 2021)

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/horn-recruitin-phil-steele-sex-appeal/id1479624200?i=1000528045508 

Scipio Tex and Kevin Dunn

The 2021 Thinking Texas Football preview is out! What does the Burnt Orange Bible have in common with childbirth? Then, Paul and Kevin talk Texas recruiting. Is it time to panic? Nah, not quite yet. We'll let you know when it is. Then we can all have a nice, long panic together. Speaking of previews, how about some Phil Steele? They break down Phil's national position rankings and figure out if Texas is underrated, properly rated, or overrated at each group. Finally, an informed listener sets us straight on the NC State suspension at the CWS.

SkippyO does an admirable job, for the most part. Back when hornfans was coming apart at the seams, barking carnivore was my go-to. Would always pretty much have to recommend Waddlington's work, including this one.

Copy the whole thing and paste it in the recruiting thread inside a spoiler that says “Gerry” or “IT”. 

The recruiting board is generally a little higher level but credit where it’s due, this is funny
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Purchased 3 copies. Sent 2 of them to my brother and father, along with some All Gas hats. Let’s goooo!!!

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