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Dan Bongino Wants Republicans to Have Their Own Safe Spaces

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Putin is going to make Bongino's dream come true. Russia is moving forward on a plan to build a village for conservative Americans. Let's see if Bongino takes Vladimir up on the offer!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russia-is-floating-a-plan-to-build-a-village-for-conservative-americans-who-want-to-move-to-a-christian-country-and-are-tired-of-liberal-ideology-in-the-us/ar-AA1b5v2l?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=1ad1c691ac7b4a6fb8419bc18e1d0a29&ei=34



 

5 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Putin is going to make Bongino's dream come true. Russia is moving forward on a plan to build a village for conservative Americans. Let's see if Bongino takes Vladimir up on the offer!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russia-is-floating-a-plan-to-build-a-village-for-conservative-americans-who-want-to-move-to-a-christian-country-and-are-tired-of-liberal-ideology-in-the-us/ar-AA1b5v2l?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=1ad1c691ac7b4a6fb8419bc18e1d0a29&ei=34



 

How exciting for them. Definitely won’t be roped into fighting a war. 
 

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Welcome to Mar-a-Lago-grad, comrade. Hand jobs for errbody

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17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Putin is going to make Bongino's dream come true. Russia is moving forward on a plan to build a village for conservative Americans. Let's see if Bongino takes Vladimir up on the offer!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russia-is-floating-a-plan-to-build-a-village-for-conservative-americans-who-want-to-move-to-a-christian-country-and-are-tired-of-liberal-ideology-in-the-us/ar-AA1b5v2l?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=1ad1c691ac7b4a6fb8419bc18e1d0a29&ei=34



 

 

Oh please god make this true.

40 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Putin is going to make Bongino's dream come true. Russia is moving forward on a plan to build a village for conservative Americans. Let's see if Bongino takes Vladimir up on the offer!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russia-is-floating-a-plan-to-build-a-village-for-conservative-americans-who-want-to-move-to-a-christian-country-and-are-tired-of-liberal-ideology-in-the-us/ar-AA1b5v2l?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=1ad1c691ac7b4a6fb8419bc18e1d0a29&ei=34



 

 

 Who would have imagined the enemy of the free world would solve the problems of the free world?

Dramatic irony

 

Should proactively appoint Trump as Czar of this new Trump Oblast and set them up with all the free Russian kool-aid they want.

this might cause some heads to melt

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Russian citizens can own firearms for hunting, sport-shooting, pest-control, self-defense and collecting. Currently, the firearms that are legal in Russia include handguns, and any rifle that is not a military-style assault rifle, such as AK-47s, AR-15s or FN-FALs. 

While no license is required to purchase a firearm, first-time buyers must pass through a background check, and attend firearms safety classes. Firearms are also required to be registered with the Russian National Federal Police. A Public Carry Permit is required to carry firearms in public.

 

Anyone who moves to this village should not ever be allowed to step foot back in the US or Canada and should be stripped of their citizenship.

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Fondren & Main is going to be most befuddled.  

Is there such a thing as just "fuddled?"  

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

Welcome to Mar-a-Lago-grad, comrade. Hand jobs for errbody

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One day we'll look back on this and laugh

When he dies next year, if we don't make that dance into one of those 3-D hologram displays around which to celebrate and party...than we have failed as a nation.  

The .gif reminds me of the old joke about the Native American asking his dad about the origins of his name and ends with, "Why do you ask, 'Two Dogs Fucking'?"  We'll eventually refer to this, in history books at least, of the legend of Two Potus Cocks Jerking.  

  • 1 month later...

Guess this roided up pussy still hasn't found his safe space... 

 

That awkward moment when you've loyally served Trump for 7 years and you can't pay to eat in one of his restaurants, but an avowed White Supremicist can walk right in unannounced, be greeted by the President, sat right next to him, and gets to eat for free.  

You fucking morons sill don't see it, after all this time.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Guess this roided up pussy still hasn't found his safe space... 

 

In fairness, my dining experience at Ruby Tuesdays generally ends this way as well.  

  • 1 year later...

Tabbed by Trump as new Deputy FBI Director… Good. Fucking. Lord. 

Bang Pontoon will make a pretty solid FBI Director. 

This is one of those things that makes me think we're all going to die in like the absolute dumbest way possible. 

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

This is one of those things that makes me think we're all going to die in like the absolute dumbest way possible. 

There are 100% going to be armed FBI raids, with flashbang grenades and all the party tricks, on quinceaneras, university classrooms teaching "subversive anti-state propaganda" like....that the Civil War happened, and shit like that.

If you want to know how you create a fully weaponized gestapo and/or Stasi, this is how you create a gestapo/Stasi.

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Tabbed by Trump as new Deputy FBI Director… Good. Fucking. Lord. 

If I'm not mistaken the Deputy FBI Director is not normally a Presidential appointment but rather a career FBI agent/employee. A quick glance of the last handful of deputy directors have all joined the FBI in the 80s or 90s.

We've never had someone jump from being a cop or secret service agent to the second spot in the FBI. But then again, Bongino may be more qualified than Kash Patel. So we at least have that going for us. smh.

Dan Bingobongo is probably the least self-aware radio host I've ever heard.  It has to be a bit.  Mid-level Secret Service guy who seems to think he ran the FBI.  (And now he's one step away.)

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I'm not a huge fan of the FBI, but, by and large, they are pretty good detectives.  Meaning, they know how to gather admissible evidence and build court cases against criminals, even if they break a few rules to do it.

So, in that sense, they are cops.

They are not cops in the sense of security guards, private security, or beat cops. 

That is why the FBI chief is often a lawyer/US Attorney if not a prior field agent.

Bonbingo is wholly unqualified for the post.

If your a person of color/minority group, this is not a good development.

If you are considering some white color crime, meats back on the menu. 

8 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Ha ha.  There is no bottom.

You gets it.

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

If your a person of color/minority group, this is not a good development.

My takeaway is I can be an unbelievable brown fuck up and still make bank as long as I bow to President Trumps.

I couldn't do that under a meritocracy.

1 hour ago, Bateshorn said:

If your a person of color/minority group, this is not a good development.

If you are considering some white color crime, meats back on the menu. 

He seems pretty swarthy is he a person of color?

 

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

He seems pretty swarthy is he a person of color?

 

Prolly Sicilian.

6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Prolly Sicilian.

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2 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Ha ha.  There is no bottom.

America:  The World's Power Bottom.

4 hours ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Ha ha.  There is no bottom.

His name is Roger Stone

Alex Jones is going to be in this administration 

I’m not sure if Bongino was selected so he could do bad shit. I am sure he was selected so he would do nothing when Trump and his cronies commit crimes. Is he competent enough to run an operation? I don’t know. But any idiot can sit on his hands and do nothing. He was hired for his loyalty, not his ability. 

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He was hired for his loyalty, not his ability. 

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  • 1 month later...

Wait hold up- Macho Man Don Banglobo isn’t qualified to carry? What a pussy. 

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might be a good thing he doesn’t carry. 

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Wait hold up- Macho Man Don Banglobo isn’t qualified to carry? What a pussy. 

and not only that, he elected to have a cadre of armed manly men around him instead of getting certified to protect himself. he reeks of masculinity, I tells ya

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and not only that, he elected to have a cadre of armed manly men around him instead of getting certified to protect himself. he reeks of masculinity, I tells ya

Dan Bongino chooses his security detail

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6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Dan Bongino chooses his security detail

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1,4,2,5,3

I mean, respek to you both...but I realize now I was misreading Mac's ranking.  You both have Madeline too low.  You can rank any of the young gals as 1, but Madeline has to get your 2 spot.  Because Madeline.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, respek to you both...but I realize now I was misreading Mac's ranking.  You both have Madeline too low.  You can rank any of the young gals as 1, but Madeline has to get your 2 spot.  Because Madeline.

It's twue. 

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, respek to you both...but I realize now I was misreading Mac's ranking.  You both have Madeline too low.  You can rank any of the young gals as 1, but Madeline has to get your 2 spot.  Because Madeline.

yeah, mine was 1,2,3,5,4

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, respek to you both...but I realize now I was misreading Mac's ranking.  You both have Madeline too low.  You can rank any of the young gals as 1, but Madeline has to get your 2 spot.  Because Madeline.

Yeah I meant to screwed it up. Mine is 4, 2, 3, 5, 1

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