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Are you angry feminine hygiene products have not kept up with the times?

Do you believe the patriarchy has not given the further development of these products the attention they deserve?

Well I've got good news for you and your vaginas!  The future is now.

https://jewelpads.com/Home/?mitem=30876

Edited by Somnio

2 hours ago, futureman said:

graphene is actually some very cool stuff. 

Indeed. Never knew they were using the stuff in beaver dams, however

Between the joined date, post count, rep, and the content of this thread, I’m a little confused.

Nobel prize winning material graphene?  They're giving awards to materials now?
 
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Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Graphene.

Caution: Graphene may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Reign contains a Graphene liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Discontinue Graphene use if any of the following occurs: Itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremites, loss of balance and coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.

If Graphene begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Graphene may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Graphene should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Graphene, Reign, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

I banged a chick named Graphene one time. Or her name was something like that. I didn't really care.

Graphene. Jade. Brandi. Dancer names all sound the same after a while.

Somnio is off his medication, right?

Maybe he’s just found some additional medications.
34 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Maybe he’s just found some additional medications.

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Laugh at a menstrual joke?! 

Not bloody likely!!! 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom
Sorry...

12 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

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OP thinking he was funny but nooooope. Nobody laughs at menstral jokes, dumbass.  

Menstrual shows just aren't funny anymore. They're a thing of the past.

51 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Menstrual shows just aren't funny anymore. They're a thing of the past.

So you're saying they are from a certain period?

26 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

So you're saying they are from a certain period?

Spot on.

1 hour ago, General Specific said:

Just going with the flow here.

Never change Surly.

 

On 7/10/2021 at 12:58 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Mods: please move to Douchbag-Adjacent Central. 

The topic is bloody vaginas, so probably aggy thread, maybe ou too.

These painful  menstrual jokes are just flowing ....

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I'm comin',
Sorry that I made you wait.
I'm comin',
Hope and trust that I'm not late, oh oh oh
1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:


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I'm comin',
Sorry that I made you wait.
I'm comin',
Hope and trust that I'm not late, oh oh oh

That is just sick......  hahahahahahahahaha

Graphene. Jade. Brandi. Dancer names all sound the same after a while.

Months and spices. Those are traditional stripper names.
On 7/11/2021 at 11:35 AM, Gatorubet said:


Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Graphene.

Caution: Graphene may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Reign contains a Graphene liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Discontinue Graphene use if any of the following occurs: Itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremites, loss of balance and coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations.

If Graphene begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Graphene may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Graphene should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Graphene, Reign, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Graphene.

Someone's wife got sucked into a MLM deal and she hijacked his account to advertise....that or he had a stroke.

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