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What brought this on?
 

 

I don’t know but infighting and backstabbing is the way things work in Trump’s world.  Maybe Stone is just trying to show loyalty to Trump since it’s been reported that Jared and Ivanka are trying to distance themselves from the Dotard. 

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640 million while employed by the White House. But, Hunter Biden.

3 minutes ago, Satchel said:

640 million while employed by the White House. But, Hunter Biden.

Both sides attacked the Capitol!

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

640 million while employed by the White House. But, Hunter Biden.

Pocket change compared to what Trump paid himself with our money so he could vacation and go golfing at his private clubs. 

13 minutes ago, Satchel said:

640 million while employed by the White House. But, Hunter Biden.

Aren’t both bad…

How beautiful would it be if a Ivanka/Hunter sex tape existed?  

Jared and Ivanka have both been very quiet since the insurrection, and basically since the election.  Since they haven’t come out vocally in support of Trump’s claim of election fraud, they are deemed traitors, and shall suffer his wrath, family or nah.

45 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Aren’t both bad…

In the same way a paper cut and a malignant tumor are bad.

53 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Aren’t both bad…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but Hunter Biden doesn’t hold a position in the executive branch.

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Nobody said boo when George W. Bush appointed Hunter Biden to the board of Amtrak. No Republican ever said shit about Hunter Biden during eight years of the Obama/Biden administration, nor during the time that they held the White House under Trump and both houses of Congress. Not until Joe Biden announced his candidacy for President did it become a huge area of concern for them. Funny how that works, isn’t it?

All presidents and first family memebers  should undergo routine audits. Hell, that should go for all federally elected officals. 

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1 hour ago, Fondren & Main said:

Aren’t both bad…

If judged by news media coverage, absolutely not.

26 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I'll bet Stone's outburst is related to the fact that he's in a lot of trouble.

Two days ago, Seth Abramson outlinee Stone's whereabouts on January 6,  backs it up with photos and timestamps, and explains why he's in deep .  

https://sethabramson.substack.com/p/roger-stone-through-his-january-6 

Roger Stone was likely pardoned by Trump specifically to be able to coordinate with his pals, the Proud Boys. Plus, the Feds are suing him for unpaid taxes and he hasn't been doing that great on the donor front. No one seems to be taking his calls, and Bannon got a slap on the wrist thus far. Roger is working on leverage. He'll likely come out fine though, he always seems to wiggle out of whatever jam in which he finds himself.

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He’s an old washed up former swinger who is about to find out that you can get by but you won’t get away.

he knows he's fucked and javanka is going to get off scott free 

 

 

10 hours ago, Hammerin Hank said:

Correct me if I’m wrong, but Hunter Biden doesn’t hold a position in executive branch.

Correct me If I'm wrong, but didn't daddy right as hunter was begginning to reap all his international connection fringe  benefits in an industry he has less knowledge of than my dog ?  Hmmmmmmmmm

9 hours ago, Incredulity said:

It’s quite obviously a lie.

You refer to your transgender mother as a ,”transgender lady”.

riiiight.

Maybe she used to be his dad ?

He's dirty, and reaped benefits because of his trump admin connections.  That shit goes on with almost everyone regardless of party affiliation at the national and state level.

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40 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

 

 

Correct me If I'm wrong, but didn't daddy right as hunter was begginning to reap all his international connection fringe  benefits in an industry he has less knowledge of than my dog ?  Hmmmmmmmmm

Do you smell toast?

8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m just gonna leave this here…

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See now this is the good shit. 

All of those different numbers having permutations that add up to either 7 and 9 or 9 and 7 that all mean july 9 is great. 
why don’t the 9,7 ones mean September  7th?

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11 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m just gonna leave this here…

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It actually is a good-looking tie for a high holiday worship at Temple.  I have to admit.  

The math makes no fucking sense.  Plus you'd have to assume that Trump had the foresight to have that tie design commissioned by his own apparel company two years before taking office.  Which I guess means he was chosen by Yahweh this whole time.  By the way, our complete line of Yahweh-inspired men's accessories are available at Dillard's, Men's Wearhouse, and other fine clothiers.  

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

It actually is a good-looking tie for a high holiday worship at Temple.  I have to admit.  

The math makes no fucking sense.  Plus you'd have to assume that Trump had the foresight to have that tie design commissioned by his own apparel company two years before taking office.  Which I guess means he was chosen by Yahweh this whole time.  By the way, our complete line of Yahweh-inspired men's accessories are available at Dillard's, Men's Wearhouse, and other fine clothiers.  

What about Joseph A Banks?  I’d like to buy a tie and get 17 suits for free…

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

All of those different numbers having permutations that add up to either 7 and 9 or 9 and 7 that all mean july 9 is great. 
why don’t the 9,7 ones mean September  7th?

Sept 7th is when he’s inaugurated, bro.  

 
 
Correct me If I'm wrong, but didn't daddy right as hunter was begginning to reap all his international connection fringe  benefits in an industry he has less knowledge of than my dog ?  Hmmmmmmmmm
Just fucking stop.
13 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m just gonna leave this here…

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Like you plebians own such fine menswear.  It's JoS. A. Bank.  I know, because I just checked my half dozen engineering trade show suits.

Do my socks match my shoes or my pants?

Your socks need to match your tie.  So if you follow the Trump fashion etiquette, both your socks and your tie should be about 5 feet long.  

We follow the Trump business mantra as well.  

"If you use so much fabric on ties and socks, how do you make money?" 

"One word, volume." 

My spouse wears suits from Mens' Wearhouse but his watch fits so there's that.

13 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m just gonna leave this here…

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9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

See now this is the good shit. 

It's a damn fine post.  I want to spread it to the qanon nuts I know, and may just have to do so.

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

It's a damn fine post.  I want to spread it to the qanon nuts I know, and may just have to do so.

OMG, please don't do that. It's like spice to them and the universe will suffer for it.

On 7/11/2021 at 7:15 PM, Fondren & Main said:

Aren’t both bad…

Remind me which office Hunter Biden holds?

OMG, please don't do that. It's like spice to them and the universe will suffer for it.

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The spice must flow….
Remind me which office Hunter Biden holds?

The one in Onboard’s head
4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Remind me which office Hunter Biden holds?

This is amazing theater to watch.  Highly entertaining.

Javanka are purported to have made between $172M and $640M during Trump's 4 years in the White House, and yet suddenly Hunter Biden's board payments and schlongart proceeds are cause for deep concern.

53 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is amazing theater to watch.  Highly entertaining.

It’s not really amazing. It’s totally predictable and totally the opposite of how you see it. 

On 7/12/2021 at 6:01 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

 

 

Correct me If I'm wrong, but didn't daddy right as hunter was begginning to reap all his international connection fringe  benefits in an industry he has less knowledge of than my dog ?  Hmmmmmmmmm

We've already corrected you when you were wrong and you didn't give a shit about being wrong, so what's the point ?

On 7/12/2021 at 6:01 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

 

 

Correct me If I'm wrong, but didn't daddy right as hunter was begginning to reap all his international connection fringe  benefits in an industry he has less knowledge of than my dog ?  Hmmmmmmmmm

I thought you spoke English. Post a coherent sentence and maybe someone can respond to your stupid ass post.

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