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12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That could be where sympathizers in the government/ISP come into play.

Definitely, also many larger companies and all the foreign embassies have satellite internet so could also easily relay SNET (or other) traffic that way as well if someone within chose to. 

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2 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

foreign embassies have satellite internet so could also easily relay SNET (or other) traffic that way as well if someone within chose to. 

"Sir, our routers are being overloaded with PornHub video's of Mia Khalifa"

29 minutes ago, bolverk said:

For matters of historical symmetry, wouldn't it be nice if things turned the protesters way today? It is Bastille Day after all.

 

Any truth to people in Florida loading up boats headed to Cuba to help? I see it on Twitter but I have no idea to what extent that is true. 

23 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Definitely, also many larger companies and all the foreign embassies have satellite internet so could also easily relay SNET (or other) traffic that way as well if someone within chose to. 

and Guantanamo Bay

7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Any truth to people in Florida loading up boats headed to Cuba to help? I see it on Twitter but I have no idea to what extent that is true. 

Some of those people are crazy enough to do it.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well....I think a major chunk of Surly, if their dad was a dictator of some nation, would push hard to be appointed as the head of the National Center for Sex Education.  At least those Surly members who aren't lawyers (they would want to be appointed the equivalent of the Attorney General) or doctors (Surgeon General).

I would want the "Sex General" title...and all the authority and powers that come with it.

21 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I would want the "Sex General" title...and all the authority and powers that come with it.

*cum with it.

In reviewing some of Mia Kahlifa's videos, I'd like to deeper explore some of her positions.

23 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I would want the "Sex General" title...and all the authority and powers that come with it.

Sex General and official ammo and firearm tester

48 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Any truth to people in Florida loading up boats headed to Cuba to help? I see it on Twitter but I have no idea to what extent that is true. 

A reverse Dunkirk ? !

Ya gotta figure the coast guard or navy would put a stop to a mass flotilla heading south.

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5 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

A reverse Dunkirk ? !

Sounds kinky.

I’ll be the casting director for film, advertising, and promotion.

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Can we fly drones with cel antennas back and forth just outside their territorial borders?  Does that technology exist?

Just parachute these guys into Cuba.

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4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Just parachute these guys into Cuba.

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We have clearance, Clarence.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

Any truth to people in Florida loading up boats headed to Cuba to help? I see it on Twitter but I have no idea to what extent that is true. 

I didn't want to open that can of worms. But I had breakfast with a good friend of my father, and a friend of mine, originally from Miami with family still there. My father and him used to go on Mission trips to Cuba. He said the Cuban community, in Miami, are loading boats with food, water, medicine, guns, ammo, walkie-talkies, generators, etc. Some spending their life savings. I have no idea to what extent, but he is very devout. I would take him at his word. He said that many of the older Cubans that left Cuba have said they are prepared to go back and fight to the death if need be.

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39 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

A reverse Dunkirk ? !

Ya gotta figure the coast guard or navy would put a stop to a mass flotilla heading south.

I brought up this point this morning. He winked and said "we'll see." As free American citizens, with no illegal contraband, I guess they will "fuck around and find out". The Federal government could come right out and denounce it, but could also say, they aren't breaking the law. Once they are in International or Cuban waters they are no longer our problem. 

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20 minutes ago, South Austin said:

We have clearance, Clarence.

what's your vector victor

3 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I brought up this point this morning. He winked and said "we'll see." As free American citizens, with no illegal contraband, I guess they will "fuck around and find out". The Federal government could come right out and denounce it, but could also say, they aren't breaking the law. Once they are in International or Cuban waters they are no longer our problem. 

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I like the cut of that jib.

1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Gov't fracture continues

Tipping point is close. Either they are victorious, or the Government is going to crack down so hard there will be no one left to protest. 

Time for the Reverse Mariel boatlift!

7 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

I brought up this point this morning. He winked and said "we'll see." As free American citizens, with no illegal contraband, I guess they will "fuck around and find out". The Federal government could come right out and denounce it, but could also say, they aren't breaking the law. Once they are in International or Cuban waters they are no longer our problem. 

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This is good to see that they are helping out those wanting to escape.  Also interesting that the Director of the DHS, a born Cuban, has said that Cubans seeking asylum in the USA will be picked up by the Coast Guard.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-homeland-security-secretary-cuba-haiti-boats-no-refuge/

Some tidbits:

People fleeing Cuba and Haiti by boat will not be allowed to enter the U.S., even if they demonstrate fear of being persecuted or tortured in their home countries, Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas warned on Tuesday.

Mayorkas said those trying to reach the U.S. by sea will be intercepted by the Coast Guard and immediately returned to their home countries. Even if asylum-seekers manage to get interviews with U.S. officials, Mayorkas added, they will not be permitted to set foot on U.S. soil, regardless of the outcome of their screenings.

"If individuals make, establish a well-founded fear of persecution or torture, they are referred to third countries for resettlement," Mayorkas said. "They will not enter the United States."

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Ya gotta figure the coast guard or navy would put a stop to a mass flotilla heading south.

Why?

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From the twitters.

 

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I know little of the situation. Does Putin and Russia still give a shit about Cuba? I hope the people win this one without interference.

I'm not sure under what pretense the coast gaurd can stop people who aren't carrying any sort of contraband. Any legal experts care to chime in?

26 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Why?

I don't think the govt wants its citizens sending a mock naval force to a foreign country, especially one we have an embargo against.

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4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I don't think the govt wants its citizens sending a mock naval force to a foreign country, especially one we have an embargo against.

They didn't care when it was the Texians fighting Santa Anna.

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I don't think the govt wants its citizens sending a mock naval force to a foreign country, especially one we have an embargo against.

This. Plus I'm sure the government doesn't want to have to deal with captured U.S. citizens at this moment.

 

4 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Damnit 

Yeah. I got suspicious after seeing how people wearing similar colored clothes were clumped together. So, at first, I thought it might be photoshopped.

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The only proper response when being stopped by the coast gaurd on the way to Cuba should be "You all may go to hell, and I will go to Cuba."

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5 minutes ago, F250 said:

This. Plus I'm sure the government doesn't want to have to deal with captured U.S. citizens at this moment.

 

Not wanting to deal with something does not equal having legal authority to prevent it.

Boaters should just say their heading to the Cayman Islands.

Looks like large protest planned in Miami at 5:00 pm today. 
 

 

10 minutes ago, F250 said:

This. Plus I'm sure the government doesn't want to have to deal with captured U.S. citizens at this moment.

 

Good point

12 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

They didn't care when it was the Texians fighting Santa Anna.

That was army.  This is navy.  Whooooole 'nother game ...

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