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I was down a few weeks ago with some type of flu bug, and for whatever reason I started watching the Barstool Pizza Reviews.  (Honestly I never saw one before).

I knew who he was, I just never saw these before.  I’ve watched like 300 of them now. It’s good mindless BS in a time when we need some good mindless BS.

Anyway, these are a couple of my faves. (He’s got some pretty decent comedic timing).


This one is just random crazy.  (The WWII veteran is the best part)

 

Oakley Blades

 

Anyway, I know he’s padding pockets, but it seems like he’s helping out some places that may have had some hard times during Covid.

Lol I watched about 70 of these last year one day when my job was shut down from Covid

Check out hot ones on YouTube. Similarly addicting. Celebs being subjected to absurdly hot chicken wings. 

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Portnoy and Matthew before the Texas/LSU game.

Talking about how Texas and Michigan are both in the doldrums.

 

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This is a really good review.  And “Davey Pageviews,” gets me every time.

 

I like this one.  Some employee tells him to leave.  He trashes the review. "What a mistake that guy made.". Nearly ruined their business.

 

"One bite... [takes five bites]... 'Errbody knows the rules."  

Another classic review.

 

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12 hours ago, ztejas said:

Check out hot ones on YouTube. Similarly addicting. Celebs being subjected to absurdly hot chicken wings. 

This. Key and Peele's edition is just incredible...

13 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I like this one.  Some employee tells him to leave.  He trashes the review. "What a mistake that guy made.". Nearly ruined their business.

 

Dave P seems like he's a douche.

17 hours ago, ztejas said:

Check out hot ones on YouTube. Similarly addicting. Celebs being subjected to absurdly hot chicken wings. 

Post Malone is my favorite of what I've seen so far.

4 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Dave P seems like he's a douche.

 

4 hours ago, Scraps said:

Well yeah...he is

When you’re worth $120 mil, you can act however the fuck you want

That was gold.
Bird killer gives it a 10
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Special guest - Bon Jovi

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Okie State said:

These are surprisingly entertaining.

Yes.  I just enjoy him opening the door and saying, “Ok, Frankie.”

It’s mindless, but I need that sometimes.

If you get real bored he was doing this for frozen pizza too....i watched a good 15 of those last year too lol

When you’re worth $120 mil, you can act however the fuck you want
I remember when it was just him and Jenna Marbles doing stupid shit
46 minutes ago, Scraps said:

If you get real bored he was doing this for frozen pizza too....i watched a good 15 of those last year too lol

Yeah he was stuck with frozen pizzas when NYC got locked down. Then small restaurants started fedexing him samples to get some press, which he seemed happy to do. When he got fed up with lockdowns, he and barstool raised millions for small businesses around the country. 
 

He had a somewhat funny bit 6 months ago that started when someone inadvertently shared his home address and people started sending him random shit. He had these live unboxings and package openings on Facebook. 

Di Faras in Brooklyn is the highest individual pizza score I’ve seen



One of the most entertaining ones is when he went to Big Lous in San Antonio.




He claims new haven CT as pizza capital of the world…don’t watch on an empty stomach


Jacks frozen pizza review is the best
Yeah he was stuck with frozen pizzas when NYC got locked down. Then small restaurants started fedexing him samples to get some press, which he seemed happy to do. When he got fed up with lockdowns, he and barstool raised millions for small businesses around the country. 
 
He had a somewhat funny bit 6 months ago that started when someone inadvertently shared his home address and people started sending him random shit. He had these live unboxings and package openings on Facebook. 

That was good early lockdown entertainment.

the Joe & Pat's review is the best 6 mins of crazy on the 'net...

 

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the Joe & Pat's review is the best 6 mins of crazy on the 'net...
 

Fucking LOL. Plastic machine? Forgot about that one
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Haha.

I posted that up top, just because of the the randomness. 
 

 

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3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Fucking LOL. Plastic machine? Forgot about that one

He loses it on that lady.

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“What’s going on in there, anything?”

good shit.

12 minutes ago, Rip76 said:


“What’s going on in there, anything?”

good shit.

Is that the nerdy guy from Sex & the City who knocked up the redhead?

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Good stuff.

Some very easily entertained people on here. He probably has a good taste for pizza, and I’d trust his ratings, but I don’t think he’s very funny. I’d get bored after watching 2 or 3 reviews, crazy that some can watch for hours.

2 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Good stuff.

Does he ever actually get to a review? I tuned out after a few minutes. 

On 7/14/2021 at 10:04 PM, Rip76 said:


“What’s going on in there, anything?”

good shit.

Looks like he's about to get whacked if the review isn't good. 

35 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

Never knew about New Haven pizza until Pres; now, I find myself wanting to  make a New Haven pizza tour I did with CenTex barbecue. 

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6 minutes ago, Dutch said:

Never knew about New Haven pizza until Pres; now, I find myself wanting to  make a New Haven pizza tour I did with CenTex barbecue. 

I've pretty much convinced myself to make a swing through next time I am in NE. 

Not Barstool, but this is informative:

 

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Haha damn man.

 

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