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I was watching the news and saw a Texas House GOP press conference. In front row, in blue dress saw a hot blonde and I was like all typsy Brent Musberger, “Whoa, what a beautiful woman!”

 

I’m pretty sure she’s Lacey Hull. Tapatalk, so no pics. Very rude. Crazy eyes. See for yourself https://www.kxan.com/news/national-news/texas-house-calls-for-arrest-of-democrats-who-left-state-monday-to-block-gop-elections-bills/

 

On the topic, AOC is very attractive as is South Carolina’s Madison Cawthorne. He’s got such broad shoulders.

1 minute ago, Eskimohorn said:

 

I was watching the news and saw a Texas House GOP press conference. In front row, in blue dress saw a hot blonde and I was like all typsy Brent Musberger, “Whoa, what a beautiful woman!”

 

I’m pretty sure she’s Lacey Hull. Tapatalk, so no pics. Very rude. Crazy eyes. See for yourself https://www.kxan.com/news/national-news/texas-house-calls-for-arrest-of-democrats-who-left-state-monday-to-block-gop-elections-bills/

 

On the topic, AOC is very attractive as is South Carolina’s Madison Cawthorne. He’s got such broad shoulders.

 

you sure? she looks like she'd just as soon cut your dick off as she would anything else:
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Well, he does have the hots for the Carolina Cripple. 

I am just glad no one has polluted our mental political pr0n movie with a mention of Ladybugs Graham yet.

That is... until now.


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

I am just glad no one has polluted our mental political pr0n movie with a mention of Ladybugs Graham yet.

That is... until now.


MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

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24 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

On the topic, AOC is very attractive as is South Carolina’s Madison Cawthorne. He’s got such broad shoulders.

Show me anyone hotter than AOC.

 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Show me anyone hotter than AOC.

 

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6 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

I’m pretty sure she’s Lacey Hull. Tapatalk, so no pics. Very rude. Crazy eyes. See for yourself https://www.kxan.com/news/national-news/texas-house-calls-for-arrest-of-democrats-who-left-state-monday-to-block-gop-elections-bills/

Holy shit Lacey Hull is in politics???  And she was born in 1986, not 1985?

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Edit: Nevermind, looks a bit like her, but the one I knew went out to San Diego.

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seems appropriate given the context of the thread.

 

This one is crazy, dumber than a stump, and apparently a gun nut, which makes her resounding defeat in 2020 a surprise, but she's back running for congress in 22. It's florida, it's just a matter of time. Welcome to congress.

Anna Paulina Luna

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https://floridapolitics.com/archives/435701-this-is-an-orchestrated-attempt-on-my-life-anna-paulina-luna-files-for-stalking-injunction-against-potential-opponent/

 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

This one is crazy, dumber than a stump, and apparently a gun nut, which makes her resounding defeat in 2020 a surprise, but she's back running for congress in 22. It's florida, it's just a matter of time. Welcome to congress.

Anna Paulina Luna

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https://floridapolitics.com/archives/435701-this-is-an-orchestrated-attempt-on-my-life-anna-paulina-luna-files-for-stalking-injunction-against-potential-opponent/

 

I'm intrigued and would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

This one is crazy, dumber than a stump, and apparently a gun nut, which makes her resounding defeat in 2020 a surprise, but she's back running for congress in 22. It's florida, it's just a matter of time. Welcome to congress.
Anna Paulina Luna
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https://floridapolitics.com/archives/435701-this-is-an-orchestrated-attempt-on-my-life-anna-paulina-luna-files-for-stalking-injunction-against-potential-opponent/
 

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lol Including a token beefcake doesn’t make the rest of this thread less gross.

Be HOT looking, dumb as a stump, act like Trump, have an R by your name, AND a Q believer, and you could be elected to Congress!

14 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

lol Including a token beefcake doesn’t make the rest of this thread less gross.

There needs to be a study on why so many Republicans have weak jawlines/chins.

 

For my ladies and gays. 

GOP:

Madison Cawthorn (NC rep)
Josh Hawley (MO sen)
Adam Kinzinger (IL rep)
Peter Meijer (MI rep)
Blake Moore (UT rep)

Dems:

Jon Osoff (GA Sen)
Cory Booker (NJ sen)
Ruben Gallego (AZ rep)
Eric Swalwell (CA rep)
Kai Kahele (HI rep)
Jake Auchincloss (Mass. rep)
Josh Gottheimer (NJ rep)
Ritchie Torres (NY rep)
Conor Lamb (PA rep)
 

I'm ready to go back to our partisan silos now.

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

This one is crazy, dumber than a stump, and apparently a gun nut, which makes her resounding defeat in 2020 a surprise, but she's back running for congress in 22. It's florida, it's just a matter of time. Welcome to congress.

Anna Paulina Luna

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Play Army? Cartel Pool Party? She's got the accessories for any occasion!

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lol Including a token beefcake doesn’t make the rest of this thread less gross.

Be grateful no one’s mentioned Mackenzie Kelly yet.
10 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Be grateful no one’s mentioned Mackenzie Kelly yet.

Release the Unicorned Kraken!

4 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Be HOT looking, dumb as a stump, act like Trump, have an R by your name, AND a Q believer, and you could be elected to Congress!

You could be a total moron and get elected just by having an R next to your name - John Boehner 

5 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Be grateful no one’s mentioned Mackenzie Kelly yet.

Who was the poster on ToS that started a thread about coming to Austin for a visit and wanted to hook up with fitlump? I think it was a WVU fan.

9 hours ago, Blotto said:

This one is crazy, dumber than a stump, and apparently a gun nut, which makes her resounding defeat in 2020 a surprise, but she's back running for congress in 22. It's florida, it's just a matter of time. Welcome to congress.

Anna Paulina Luna

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https://floridapolitics.com/archives/435701-this-is-an-orchestrated-attempt-on-my-life-anna-paulina-luna-files-for-stalking-injunction-against-potential-opponent/

 

Need to see some slo mo videos shooting fully automatic weapons while wearing a bikini for science reasons. 

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

For my ladies and gays. 

GOP:

Madison Cawthorn (NC rep)
Josh Hawley (MO sen)
Adam Kinzinger (IL rep)
Peter Meijer (MI rep)
Blake Moore (UT rep)

Dems:

Jon Osoff (GA Sen)
Cory Booker (NJ sen)
Ruben Gallego (AZ rep)
Eric Swalwell (CA rep)
Kai Kahele (HI rep)
Jake Auchincloss (Mass. rep)
Josh Gottheimer (NJ rep)
Ritchie Torres (NY rep)
Conor Lamb (PA rep)
 

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And you won't even need ribbed condoms...   For your pleasure.

Kinda dig Nancy Mace from SC...

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On 7/13/2021 at 5:24 PM, WhatTheBuck said:

Show me anyone hotter than AOC.

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i challenge every single one of you to deny the kappa/trideltishness of mtg on her wedding day.... 

i also think she had her pinky toes chopped off on purpose

being born with 8 toes is literally 1 in a million

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I crushed on Kathy Tovo hard during undergrad and tried to ask her out with no luck. She was in Grad school.

She did Not age well

On 7/14/2021 at 10:05 AM, Bama Chick said:

lol Including a token beefcake doesn’t make the rest of this thread less gross.

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Gross?!  Gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa goodnight and he rams his tongue down your throat, that’s gross.  

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Gross?!  Gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa goodnight and he rams his tongue down your throat, that’s gross.  

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On 7/19/2021 at 3:02 AM, Willfully Horn said:

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They said hotter....not her mother.

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

They said hotter....not her mother.

lol she's only 30

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

lol she's only 30

She's not ugly at all, just more matronly, and looks a bit older. AOC looks like she could be 18, It's AOC hands down IMO.  She's a beautiful woman.

28 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

They said hotter....not her mother.

Blind, boorish, and benighted are no way to go through life, son.

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Yeah, Beto is quite handsome. Having Macron and Trudeau on the world stage with our twice-impeached, fat, pancaked, vile, awkward, dim-witted, former President was humbling as an American.

Shit, Kim Jung-Un looked good compared to the Dotard.
2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Blind, boorish, and benighted are no way to go through life, son.

Oy vey, physician heal thyself.  If she's your jam have at it. AOC is the winner, and it's not even close.

33 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

They said hotter....not her mother.

Of all the stupid fucking bullshit you’ve subjected this board to over the years, that particular stupid fucking bullshit might be the stupidest. 

Just now, BrickHorn said:

Of all the stupid fucking bullshit you’ve subjected this board to over the years, that particular stupid fucking bullshit might be the stupidest. 

Fuck you dipshit....  My first use of the fuck you emoji ever, Jesus get a life.

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Fuck you dipshit....  My first use of the fuck you emoji ever, Jesus get a life.

If I had known you were so easily insulted, I’d have kept my thoughts to myself. Please accept my condolences on your fragile ego and the toll it must take on those around you.

5 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

If I had known you were so easily insulted, I’d have kept my thoughts to myself. Please accept my condolences on your fragile ego and the toll it must take on those around you.

Uhh. that was a response to Brickhorn not you.  His post was pretty much a fuck you post (they usually are).  Not a lot of hey I'm being funny here. If I'm wrong fine, but not what I was reading. 

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